God Hand Review | Beat Thugs™ | Demons™ | Women™


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Hey hey people, Sseth here. Today, I'll be covering a game that was overshadowed during its release, bombarded by critics, and loved by absolutely everyone who isn't complete garbage at video games. A game which grinds through your analog sticks like butter, encourages healthy eating, respecting women, and emphasizes the virtues of the good Samaritan principle. I'm speaking, of course, about God Hand. A game I was too impoverished to play as a child since we couldn't afford a PlayStation. But now my PC is powerful enough to be a PlayStation. Through the magic of emulation, God Hand can be played very comfortably on your own computer and it works great. The simple gist of the game is the following- you play as Gene. A guy with a fancy jacket and an insatiable appetite for fresh fruit. You're also disabled because your right arm has just been cut off by demons. But you've got a new arm now instead- "The God Hand". Thanks to Olivia, a girl who threatens to chop it back off if you don't do what she says. And now it's time to beat the shit out of all the thugs and demons responsible for "disarming" you.