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[Warning : This video is not for the faint of heart; viewer discrection is advised] Man, they sure delivered a lot I'd rather just do manual labor or something Jeez I'd prefer the army anyday Huh? What's this? Mr. Shim Jinwoo is to enlist on April 25, 2012 at the Korean Army Training Center (KATC)... Who the f**k is this? Christ To somebody who got discharged a month ago... You gotta be kidding me, I'm too busy for this crap Seriously! Hello - Good evening, sir I... received a text message Yeah, yeah, yeah, it... ...was an enlistment notice But I... got out last month It was probably a mistake, but I'm calling because... I'm calling just to - Yes, yes, I just wanted to make sure - Yes Oh - My name's Shim Jinwoo No, Shim Jinwoo! Shim as in shimmy Not shin Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay Yes, yes, yes - My ETS date was on the 17th of last month What are you talking -- What are you talking about?? I got discharged last month! Try searching again! Oh, yeah, yeah! I got my discharge certificate Dude, look... I'm in the middle of work -- Hello Hello! How can I help you? I got an elistment notice text But I got discharged last -- Oh! You're the one who called...
Yeah, yeah! That's right Okay! And your name...? Shim Jinwoo! Mr. Shin Jinwoo... No, no... Shim Jinwoo! Shim as in shimmy... Oh! Mr. Shim Jinwoo... Just a second, please Uhhh... Well first of all, it's not showing up on our database... Eh?? What do you mean it's not showing -- Oh, but this sometimes happens because of computing errors often... Do you have your discharge certificate by any chance? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! I do - A second, please Here itis! Okay, thank you Shim Jinwoo, Shim Jinwoo, Shim Jinwoo... 09-73... Second please, I'll be right back... Uhh, sir? (What the f**k...) (What the f**k is going on right now) (I'm getting nervous) (What is this??) Hello! Oh, yes! Hello Sorry for the confusion... This sometimes happens because of computational errors... This does happen from time to time Please don't worry, sir - Yeah Oh! Sure, sure... Can I have your name again, please? It's Shim Jinwoo, Shim as in shimmy... Shim as in shimmy, Shim Jinwoo... It says your ETS date was last month Yes, yeah, yeah! That's correct... It says you served in Gyeongi Province... Yeah, yeah, yeah! Correct - That's right, sir Okay, I don't why, but... Your name does come up, but it says that you never enlisted... at all
This is a first Wait a minute... What the f- What on earth... That doesn't make sense, I said I got discharged last month! Yes, yes - So, to put it simple... It says you got discharged, ... ...but it says you never enlisted... That's what's going on right now... What?! Then what am I supposed to do?? D-do I have to do my service again?? No, no! No way that's happening We do all the computing with the papers that we get from the replacement battalion... What? Then what do I do?? I mean, I already ETSd! Do something about it, please! Well first of all, ... ...there's nothing we here can do for you right now You have to go to the 306 Replacement Battalion... ...and I think you have to go to the administration section there for this to be sorted out... What?? But I told you I got discharged last month...! I said I got f**king discharged I GOT F**KING -- I never thought in my life that I'd come back here... What business brings you here, sir? Oh, hello! How can I go to the administrative office...? The administrative office, sir? For what business, sir? I... received an enlistment notice But why are you so late? No, no! It's nothing like that I got discharged last month, but I got that text again because of a computational error...
This is Eagle, this is Eagle... Sending one person up to the administrative section, over This way, sir Sure This is the administrative office Go on in Uhh, yeah - Thank you Hello, uh... excuse me! Yes, how can I help you? Oh, yeah - I got discharged last month, But I received an enlistment notice today, so I went to the Mil. Manpower Administration, who told me it was an error, that I should come here, so I did... ...by bus Oh! I understand, sir Can I have your name, sir? It's... Shim Jinwoo Shin Jinwoo, sir? SHIM Jinwoo! Shim as in shimmy... SHIM Jinwoo, is that correct? Yes, yes - That's correct Did you bring your discharge certificate, sir? Oh, yeah, yeah - A moment, please Huh? Huh?! I... Just a moment, please! I... I...! J-just a second, please! Okay, please take your time! Christ, I don't think the guy at the Administration gave it back! Jesus, did he...! Is that so, sir I... searched your name and got three Shim Jinwoos Did you serve in Gangwon Province by any chance? N-no! No Then Gyeonggi...? Yes, that's right! Gyeonggi! T-that's me! Shim Jinwoo! Oh, I see! Then you don't need your cert, sir Yeah, thanks Huh? Eh? Wait, uhh... I-is there another problem? Uhh.... Corporal Yoon?? Yeah, what Can you take a look at this, please? Yeah, what If you see here, I did get results, but it came up as RA And that means...
Yeah, that's not good What do I do? Should I send it over? No, dumbass - Is that even a question? Move Yes, Corporal Wow, sheesh That's Changil's work Where is he? Oh, PFC Yoon is on leave Are you f**king serious? After making this mess? Uhh... what's going on right now? Oh, sir, uhh... The thing is, you'll have to make a visit to the unit that you served... in... You f**king serious? I told you I already ETSd... Uhhh... I'm so sorry, sir I said I got f**king discharged I got discharged, I GOT DISCHARGED! I SERVED IN THAT S**THOLE FOR 21 MONTHS I FINISHED MY SERVICE, BUT WHY THE F**K DO I HAVE TO GO BACK ARE YOU F**KING SERIOUS Uhh.. I'm sorry, sir, but there's nothing we can do for you... here... F**k This... This is a f**king dream, right? This is just a dream, right? It's gotta be a dream! W-what What's going on...? W-what's... wrong with you guys? What the f-f**k... is this What the f**k I knew something was wrong Why the f**k am I dreaming this s**t?? What did I do that was so wrong? What did I do that was so wrong? I have to hide... I have to hide...! (Please wake up...) (Please wake up...) (Please wake up...!) (Please...) (Please wake up...)
(Please...!) (Please wake up...) (Wake up...) (Wake up, please...!) (Please!) (Please wake up!) (Please wake up!) (Please...!) (What was that) (What's that sound) (There's something here...) (It's behind me...) SGT Shim It's time for your shift
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