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♪Ask the sword and knife, and do away with resentment♪ ♪I fear that new and old grudges will add to my troubles♪ ♪Ask each tactic and move to see who is more skilled♪ ♪Fate changes and cannot be predicted♪ ♪Ask the road and journey ahead♪ ♪Where is my soul mate?♪ ♪Ask the rain and clear skies about the troubles on my mind♪ ♪Face the moon every day and night♪ ♪Ask the flowers and leaves, their colors are perfect♪ ♪Happiness and pain are both short, how many springs are left?♪ ♪Ask autumn and winter, the snowstorm continues♪ ♪The rainbow scatters easily but the days are hard to endure♪ ♪No one knows why the flowers blossomed early♪ ♪Heaven doesn't mock us, you've also grown old♪ ♪The pugilist world is small, but the rest of the world is vast♪ ♪I've forgotten those who are gone♪ ♪No one knows why the flowers withered early♪ ♪Heaven feels no sorrow, you've also grown old♪ ♪The heroes have died and little time is left♪
♪I've forgotten those who are gone♪ [Word of Honor] [Episode 7] [Luo Mansion] [Happiness] [Natural Death in Dream] Holy cow. All this red is making me hungry. Can that crazy woman hurry up and finish it so that we can go eat? Ghoul, be patient. The timing isn't right yet. Sister. Sister? You've worked hard. Lovelace. That crazy woman is almost here. Keep yourself under control. What are you doing? What are you looking at? Why do you care? Why can't I look? No matter how hard you look, this chair is mine. Is it yours cause you said so? Don't make me kill you! Say that again! Owner of the List of the Unfaithful is here! Tragicomic Ghost, this set up is enough, right? But you can't keep asking us to play pretend with you. If you really love acting that much,
then set up your own stage and sing! -Crazy woman! -Happy. Alright. Tragicomic Ghost, why fight with him? Now it's the blessed hour. Let's start the ceremony. Fine then. Hurry up and bring in our groom. Please welcome the groom! Please welcome the bride! [Memorial tablet of the disciple of Mount Emei Sect, Mo Yan Wan] Mu Yun Ge, Young Leader of the Broken Sword Manor and Mo Yan Wan, a disciple of Mount Emei Sect promise to love each other. Today, Owner of the List of the Unfaithful will be the matchmaker, and all of the ghosts as witnesses to celebrate the Mu and Mo family's marriage ceremony. Whether in the Heaven or on Earth, shall they never part. First, bow to the Heaven and Earth. Second, bow to your parents. Third, bow to each other. The ceremony is over. Waiter. Coming! Master, what do you need? This Wucheng wine is very good. Bring me another bottle. My apologies, Master. I'll be honest with you. There is a VIP from Hu in the private room
that bought out all of our Wucheng wine. How about I bring you something else? Okay. Alright! Why does he look like my master? Only their physiques look the same. Master is not that handsome. I wonder where Master and Uncle Wen are. Little idiot. Bring out the young masters. Who are you all? Do you not know who I am?! I forgot to tell you the rules. You are not allowed to talk without my permission. Whoever talks will die. Out of all of you, only one person is going to leave alive. We don't care who it is. You back there. You look very knowledgeable. Do you know why my master presides over the List of the Unfaithful? Owner of the List of the Unfaithful, Tragicomic Ghost, kills all cheaters in the world. Correct. But you still need to die. Didn't I tell you? Don't talk without my permission. I asked you a question, but I didn't tell you to answer. Mu Yun Ge tricked Miss Mo into promising to marry him and then betrayed her, causing Miss Mo to hang herself to death under the Broken Arrow Manor. Since my master
found out about this, she is going to maintain justice today. For the marriages she presides over, ten of the cheater's friends and relatives will be invited as guests. Today, out of the ten of you, only one can leave here alive. As for who can live until the end, it will be up to all of you. Young masters, I look forward to your performances. Don't be scared. Worst comes to worst, it's just death. We absolutely cannot hurt the Yueyang Sect's reputation. Brothers. Let's fight our way out! They're humiliating us on purpose for fun! What are you thinking about? They are purposefully trying to divide us! Even if there's only one us left, will these devils keep their promise? Lad, that's wrong. The Ghosts on Mount Qingya do all kinds of bad deeds, but never break promises. Exactly opposite from you chevaliers that throw around empty words. But then again, do you even have a choice?
What are you all waiting for? Start fighting. Didn't I make myself clear? Only one of you will live. Stop! Are you all crazy? Go ahead, fight! Holy cow, this is fun! Tragicomic Ghost. I truly respect smart people like you. I'm willing to stay with you for the rest of my life and be your sidekick just for the excitement of seeing these dogs fight. Stop, brothers! Kill him! Stop fighting! Fight harder. Hurry up, kill him! Zhang Yu Sen, the respected Chevalier of Mirror Lake, was such an aggressive person. How does he only have this one useless child left? If his first or second son was still alive, he would at least have an heir. But this child... His younger son is indeed a bit spoiled. After all, he was born during peacetime and hasn't experienced any challenges. Second Brother. Do you really believe that he doesn't remember anything? Why would a child lie to us? You're overthinking. Did you know? Our two nephews from the Zhang family were lynched before they died. Fourth Brother even crushed his own skull! Why would the Ghost Valley go through all this trouble if they successfully found the Glazed Armor?
They must've tortured them because they weren't able to find it, which caused the sufferings of Fourth Brother and the children! Younger Brother. Do you still believe that Cheng Ling doesn't know anything? I just don't know what got into him that made him so distant and quiet. Alright, stop talking. My heart aches. What's the point of your heart aching? Great! Junior! Junior. Junior. Junior! Great! Amazing! We watch fighting dramas all the time, and rarely get to see an emotional scene between brothers like this. Bravo! Well, I quite like today's survivor. Turns out there are not only cowards in those righteous sects and clans. There are still two people left. [Yueyang Sect] [Profound Expectations] Officer Han. [Great Ambitions] Greetings, Chevalier Gao. I'm the leader of the Window of Heaven, Han Ying. Officer Han came all the way from Jin.
What for? I'll get straight to the point. I came to the South to investigate the Glazed Armor. As the chief of the Five Lakes Alliance, Chevalier Gao, please tell me what you know. The Glazed Armor is just a rumor in the martial arts world. Officer Han, don't believe everything you hear. An honest man does not lie. Don't dodge my question. If you tell me all that you know about the Glazed Armor, then the Window of Heaven will owe you a favor. We will have many opportunities to work together in the future. Or else... I've heard about the reputation of the Window of Heaven. Shadows without traces. Entry without exit. Know everything. Be everywhere. Now that I've met Commander Han, I understand why. Since the Window of Heaven knows everything, then why did you come to see me for the Glazed Armor? Doesn't that mean your reputation is fake? I heard that the Five Lakes Alliance is searching for the orphan of the Mirror Lake Sect. This is the Five Lakes Alliance's internal matter. No need for outsiders to worry. As for the Glazed Armor,
I don't know anything about it. If you don't have any other matters, please leave then. Don't make me do this the hard way! The Window of Heaven may rule over the Northwest, but we are in Yueyang City now, under the rule of the emperor. If Commander Han wants to stay for dinner, then the Five Lakes Alliance will treat you as our guest. Would you like to leave or stay? How did Prince Jin find out about the Glazed Armor? Cheng Ling and the others are almost here. We must bring them into the city in case anything happens. Big Brother. Big Brother! Where is Cheng Ling? Leave your luggage to the servants. Get on horseback with only Cheng Ling, and come to the city immediately. Yes. [Great Ambitions] Big Brother, what's wrong? You're making me nervous. Father! You're back? [Gao Chong's Daughter, Gao Xiao Ling] Uncle Shen, Uncle Zhao. Xiao Ling, you've really grown up. Here, this is your younger brother, Cheng Ling. Cheng Ling. This is your Uncle Gao's daughter. You can call her Sister Xiao Ling. Brother Cheng Ling. Xiao Ling. Take your brother to rest.
Yes. Brother Cheng Ling. My father and uncles have important things to discuss. Let's go out first. You can all go as well. Big Brother, can you tell us now? Why did you ask us to bring Cheng Ling back this urgently? I'm afraid that from now on, the martial arts world won't be peaceful anymore. Why not? The secret of the Glazed Armor is out. [Yueyang Sect] Buns! Hot steamed buns! Come and buy hot steamed buns! Guards out in the open and in hiding. Their defenses are strong for a sect. Gao Chong is so cautious and greeted them himself. That child should be safe now. From now on, your future is bright. I hope that you can overcome it and turn this challenge into fortune. Buns! Steamed buns! Since when did the Window of Heaven send spies to Yueyang Sect? What do they want? [Tongfu Cakes] [Tian Xiang Store] [Oil Store] [Yueyang Carriages] Umbrellas on clear days, fans on rainy days. Master. I'm not selling umbrellas or fans. What? Is he not from the Window of Heaven? But I have something more interesting.
Amazing. Amazing. You are really like your name, flexible like a willow branch and light as catkins. Ah Xu, why did you attack him so cruelly? How does that saying go? One has a fair and handsome face, but his heart is like a poisonous scorpion. Ah Xu. Why can't you be a good person like me? The Scorpion? You also know the Scorpion? I know a lot of things. There is the Window of Heaven in the north, the Scorpion in the south. The two largest assassin organizations in the world are both looking for the Glazed Armor. Ah Xu, your beloved disciple is really a treasure now. The world is in chaos. Are you scared that you're going to run into trouble? Trouble? I, Philanthropist Wen, am modest, gentle, sophisticated, even-tempered, and successful. Why would trouble find me? I'm not like you, a merciless killer, running into trouble everywhere. Alright, Philanthropist Wen. Then please stop following me. Don't let this merciless killer
ruin your view. As long as you don't hide your handsome face, you won't ruin my view. Why are you in disguise again? Whom are you hiding from? The sun, okay? [Tofu Pudding] [Harmonious and prosperous] Ah Xu, don't walk so fast. Wait for me. Stay away from me. I want to live a few more years. [Tianxiang Store] [Necklaces] Don't worry. Although all people in this world are looking for that item, they might not actually recognize it even if someone flashed it in front of their eyes. Haven't you heard that the best way to hide money is to put it in a money box? Ah Xu! Young Master, would you like a jade pendant? Ah Xu, why are you leaving again? Don't be upset. I'm just saying that. Tell me, how much is this? Ten tael. Nine Clawed Fox, Fang Bu Zhi. Ah Xu. Ah Xu! How about these? I don't like any of them. Pick one. You don't like me wearing this, do you? So choose one for me, and I'll switch it. He's drawing attention on purpose. Ah Xu. Ah Xu! Where are you going?
[Tea] Is everything done? Yes, Master. I made it, and nobody noticed. Good. The stage is set. We'll wait and see what a fantastic play the Window of Heaven, the Scorpion, the Five Lakes Alliance and other martial artists will put on. I look forward to it. Here, miss, look at this fabric. This is too red. Not at all, it fits you well. Does it? Yes. Ah Xu! [Calligraphy and Paintings] Wait for me. Are you mad? Excuse me, friend. Are you going to take part in the Heroes Conference? I guess so. May I ask your name, which sect you're from, and do you have an invitation? I'm just an insignificant nobody. Brother. He is my brother. We were invited by Chevalier Zhao Jing. You are Master Zhao's friends? My apologies. Do you need me to send a junior to bring you to the courier station? No need, thank you. Then we'll leave now. Goodbye. Let's go. Gao Chong really paid big money this time. The whole Yueyang City is heavily-fortified. Ah Xu, your dumb disciple will be safe in Yueyang City. Don't worry. Alright now.
You're far more troubled than a centenarian*. (* Lit.: From a Chinese poem in Han Dynasty) What for? Let's find something fun to do. Let's go. Let's go! [Amass Fortunes] [Incomputable Treasures] Miss, enjoy your meal. Here. Master always puts me on the spot, telling me to find a chance to get into the Yueyang Sect. How am I supposed to do that? Sell myself as a servant? I'm so pretty and charismatic, I don't seem like a servant at all. This stupid Yueyang Sect is even more guarded than the Imperial Palace. If Master comes to Yueyang City, how should I face him? Ladies and gentlemen, please tell us what songs you would like to listen to, and we'll sing it for you. Sing a song for us! Young Master. Which song would you like to listen to? We can play a lot. Then sing us Eighteen Touches. Great, Eighteen Touches! We can't play this one. You can't? How about picking another one? I can teach her! Young Master. Learn and sing it for us, and we'll give this silver to you! How about we sing the Willow Branch?
-Father! Father! -My daughter! Young Master! She doesn't know the song, but I do. If I sing it, will you give the silver to me? If you're willing to, I'll give you double of it! Double! This is for you. Please accompany me while I sing. Daughter. Let's go. Great! Beat the drum fast and the gong slow. I'll sing the Eighteen Touches as a show. Stick out my hand and touch your hair. The dark clouds fly in the air. Stick my hand out again and touch your face! Stinky Girl, want to fight? Do you still want to listen? Want me to keep singing? Still want to fight? You! Stinky Girl, just you wait! Don't leave! Still want to touch? Where else do you want to touch? Tell me! Why are you running? I'm not done singing yet! You... Why are you running? Look at where you are before looking for trouble! Making trouble in the Yueyang Five Lakes Alliance's area? Stay here if you dare! Just you wait! I'll wait right here! What are you looking at? What? Do you want to hear me sing too? No. I want to buy you a meal. What is he up to?
I'm not scared of you. Miss, the food is here. Miss, try it. This Silver Needle Chicken dish is cooked with the famous Silver Needle tea and chicken slices. Try it. Delicious! It's good, right? I don't really have other skills except tasting delicacies around the world. That's a good skill! You don't look like a bad person either. What's your name? I am Cao Wei Ning from the Gentle Wind Sword Sect. May I ask what your name is, miss? My name is... Stinky Girl! That stinky girl was the one that beat us! I am Zhu Yao Zhi from the Yueyang Sect. May I ask who started trouble in the Five Lakes Alliance's area? Please explain it to us. Yuck! Explain? Why don't you ask the girl that you harassed for an explanation? Harassed? Liu, what happened? Nonsense! She made it all up. Brother Zhu, I can attest. This Master Liu harassed that girl first, and this lady rescued her. Young Master Cao, my apologies. Young Master? Trying to act like you're close now? You're Young Master Zhu, right? Is this how you act chivalry
in the martial arts world? Harassing others and not helping the needy? So is this how the Five Lakes Alliance cultivates its disciples? Marvelous! Miss, please don't say that. The Five Lakes Alliance would never tolerate such evil deeds as sexual harassment. But Liu also isn't one of our disciples. He is just a local. Miss, please don't worry. We will definitely hold the scales even and give you an explanation for such a rascality. Liu, how dare you lie to me? It's my fault. I'm sorry! Hurry up and leave! You all, go back too. Let's go. Young Master Cao. Can you not tell anyone else about what happened today? Especially my master. Alright, I got it. Hurry up and go back. Many thanks! Goodbye. That's all? We're not fighting? Yeah, they were in the wrong. Miss, you... Do you really like to fight? What, can't I? Yes, you can! It's great. I like to fight too. Then fight with me! How could I do that? I can't fight you. I never fight girls. What do you mean? Are you looking down upon me?
Don't think that I can't beat you! That's not what I meant! It's just that you're very beautiful, which makes me want to protect you. How would I try to hurt you? Don't eat that. All the dishes are cold. I'll ask them to make some new ones. Miss... That's all because you were too slow! Then put in a new order. Ah Xu, you want to drink again? Are you addicted now? This is where the martial artists gather. If anything happens, you can hear about it here. Hear about it*? How? (* Lit.: A homophone, madness) [Fengyang Pub] [Incomputable Treasures] Sir, what would you like? Do you have fresh tea leaves from this spring? Sir, you must be joking. With so many martial artists and heroes here recently, we serve all kinds of tea. Which region's tea would you like? Do you have that kind roasted with raw rice? Not in the city. But I heard that there was a batch imported by the government. Our store can't afford it though. Thank you for the tip! I will get it for you right away! Ah Xu. What did the code phrases you used just now mean? Philanthropist Wen. Don't you know the commonly used code phrases in the martial arts world? How would I not know?
I was just testing you. Here, drink! Drink! Your cabbage is getting eaten by a pig*. (* Lit.: Good girls getting taken by bad guys) You know Chief Gao well? No, that's not it. My master knows Chief Gao very well, and they are close friends. Both sides meet often, so we are all acquainted with each other. So cool! My name is Gu Xiang. Let's be friends! Here, a toast! Here, cheers! Cheers. The immortals welcome Madam Xiang, crowding around her like clouds in the sky (* Lit.: Jiu Ge - Madam Xiang by Qu Yuan) like flying snow in the wind*. (* Lit.: Ode to the Goddess of Luo River by Cao Zhi) Miss, your name Xiang is wonderful and exquisite. Why do you keep speaking like a book? I know someone that would love to talk with you! Really? Of course. He loves eating and talking like a literatus too! I don't think so. Come here, have a seat. This is Cao Wei Ning from the Gentle Wind Sword Sect. He is a very important guest of the Yueyang Sect. Miss Gu Xiang. This is? This is my master. You're a maid? What, you look down upon maids? No no, maids are great. I thought that you were
a disciple of a martial arts master, or a daughter of a noble family. I was afraid... Afraid of what? I... nothing. I don't care if it's the Gentle Wind Sword Sect or the Wind Stroke Sect. Do you know our Xiang well? I don't, we just met. Master, let's eat toge... Since you're not close, and the person she's close with is here, please conveniently leave now, if you don't mind. I'm so sorry, so sorry. So sorry. Master, what does conveniently leave mean? It's a nice way of saying scram. Xiang. Where did you meet such a crafty and shallow person? He mixed up Jiu Ge and the Ode to Goddess of Luo River. Qu Yuan is rolling in his grave. (* Lit.: An ancient Chinese poet) Who is Qu Yuan? What does this have to do with him? Come closer. Either way, don't interact with that uncultured boy again, do you hear me? I think he seems very cultured! More so than me. Compared to you? How come Sick Dude isn't here? Where did he go? Why are you asking about him? What? Do you want him to marry you? I don't dare. He looks like he's nice, but when no one's looking at him,
his glance is even scarier than a ghost's. Really? Then why ask about him? I feel like when he's around, you feel more like a person. You look and sound like a decent person. How could you dine and dash? You're trying to pay with calligraphy? Which famous scholar are you? Waiter, please be quiet. What happened? You don't have money? No. Young Master, you invited her to a meal but have no money? That's not right. Don't worry, I have money! How could you let a girl pay? I will pay his bill. Ah Xu, your wallet. Where is your wallet? One will often make careless mistakes. When we were on the street, I saw a handsome scholar. He passed by me and even smiled at me. Who knew that he could've been a friend, but had to be a thief? Was it a scholar in green with long eyes and fair skin? I saw him in front of the calligraphy and paintings stand, and we chatted for a bit. It must be him! He must have stolen my wallet. Even you fell into Fang Bu Zhi's trap? Fang...Fang Bu Zhi? Fang Bu Zhi the Thief Master? I got it. He stole my wallet!
A kind and weak scholar like me always takes a beating out in the martial arts world. It's alright. Ah Xu, give me your wallet. No. Why should I pay for you? We are not close. Master, who is that? Just leave him. I have money. Xiang, don't get involved in matters you shouldn't. You... you... You are... You are...! How about that? Your master has good taste, right? I told you, he's no ordinary treasure. Sick Dude! Your face is real? Master, this is the first time you're right! Take your hands off. Ah Xu. How come you always attack me when I touch you, but you just let her touch you? If you were a cute girl, you could touch me too. Masters. Can you all pay first? Then you can touch whomever you want, however you want, okay? Ah Xu, wallet. I didn't expect our Ah Xu is a little millionaire. Borrowing money comes with interest. One percent every day. Master, we don't need his money. We have our own. If you don't pay me back, then I'll take the girl.
Xiang. If you stick your hands out again, I promise that you won't just have money, you'll also have trouble. Thank you so much, Master! I'll get your change right away. No need. Bring me a full set of your best banquet. This master is very rich. He definitely won't try to pay with calligraphy. Okay! This way to the private room! ♪The sky was gray as I crossed the cold river♪ ♪The moon in my cup at night reflects the sadness in my smile♪ ♪Who allowed me to roam around the world on horseback?♪ ♪Who is drunk in their dreams but can't find home when they wake? ♪The cold rain kisses my windows♪ ♪I don't mind hate and slander, but my melancholy persists♪ ♪The spring breeze brings greenery along the river♪
♪But can't warm my cold heart♪ ♪Is that our light out of nowhere?♪ ♪I regret not meeting you earlier, but we've finally met now♪ ♪Don't let the seasons pass in vain♪ ♪Give up the adventures on horseback for a peaceful quiet life♪ ♪The lights of ten thousand families light up the world♪ ♪The past disappears like smoke in a sandstorm♪ ♪I will spend the rest of my days enjoying my life with you♪ ♪I will be with you forever♪
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