Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice

Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice

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00:00
no no no no no no no no putting jam in rice this is disgusting who put gem hello niece and nephew it's uncle roger today uncle roger gonna react to this video requested by so many niece and nephew out there it's jamie oliver making egg fire rice jamie oliver is professional chef very established everybody know him so uncle roger thinks this one is gonna be good i've been too many of his restaurant
00:33
before we start with your niece and nephew please smack the like button now like you slap a bag of rice don't make encourages that smack like button now let's start the video egg fried rice it's an absolute classic and i've got a two second intuition and i already see sauce pan hi wear your wok jamie egg fire rice need to use wok because you need to walk hey many people asking uncle roger what is wok hey it is the breath of wok when you cook
01:05
with wok the wok give the food flavor get the wake no such thing as sauce pan hey jamie you have 25 cookbook but you can't afford one wok uncle roger send you one wok for free jaime no problem i absolutely love making this recipe yes you could do this as a side dish no trouble at all but actually it's heading towards being a really beautiful dinner so wait yes you could do this as a side dish jamie says egg fire rice is side dish
01:36
when uncle roger growing up when my mom made me egg fried rice that is the main dish i never tell my mom oh mom this egg fire rice is only side dish wear the main dish where the main dish i would have been beaten to death i finally slice this up and as this pan gets nice and hot i'm gonna go in with one tablespoon of olive oil and what one tablespoon of of what i'm gonna go in with one tablespoon of olive oil olive oil for egg fried rice
02:06
who use olive oil for egg fire rice why are you making salad olive oil is like white people oil not suitable for asian dishes like egg fire rice and i'm gonna go straight in with the onions and we'll get them sizzling straight away and no no no no no spring onion is garnish it's garnish you put spring onion as the last thing in your meal not the first thing in the frying pan we'll get them sizzling straight away no you don't sizzle
02:37
spring onion nobody sizzles spring onion if you cook spring onion now it will wilt it wilt this should be garlic first step should be garlic this first three step all wrong already i thought you professional chef you have website and everything uncle roger don't even have website and uncle roger know you [ __ ] up and then i've got some packet pre-cooked rice yes you can cook your own packet this guy owns so many restaurants
03:09
and he still can't be bothered to make his own rice packet rice imagine if you go to japanese restaurant and you ask for noodle and the chef gives you instant noodle that is what this guy is doing own rice white rice 12 minutes but for stir-fried rice you have to drain it and chill it uh you have to chill it he correct but dre don't don't drain rice uncle roger made a whole video 12 million view now of antihisha draining rice don't drain rice but chill rice correct
03:40
45 second in first thing he got correct so for me that feels like a good cheek you can hear it sizzling you hear sizzling i hear my ancestors crying so it's fast it's hot it's furious we're just going to toss it around right then oh uncle roger i don't like the look of this he's taking ingredients from this drawer and this drawer looks so white because asian ingredients never come in jar you ever notice that asian ingredients always come in plastic bag or bad packaging
04:11
if your packaging look this nice nice jar nice bag over there that is not asian ingredient next ingredient i have this in my home all the time now chili jam it's what i tell you it's not asian ingredient what he doing with chili jam let's see brilliant for cooking it's got heat but it's also got the sweetness and it's going to kind of glaze oh no no no no no no putting jam in rice this is disgusting who put gem first of all what is chili
04:43
jam uncle roger no fresh chili chili oil chili flake never heard of chili jam is this how you treat white people to eating chili you give them fresh chili they go no no no i don't actually like chili give them chili jam and they go oh chili jam is so weird thing to use jamie do you know about sriracha this is asian chili just use this no need to use jam what are you gonna put in there next peanut butter okay why do you go bake pb and j egg
05:14
fire rice how many think can a chef get wrong in one weejo hi yeah two nice teaspoons go in to our pan and then just start tossing again it toss very pope but it toss all the wrong stuff all style no substance that'll start to coat every single rice grain and it'll shine in the most beautiful way and then just give it a little splash of water wait what what no in the middle of cooking you put water oh
05:45
uncle roger say if your rice too wet you [ __ ] up but if your rice too dry you're also [ __ ] up at this stage just push the rice up the side of the pan like that and then straight into the middle we're gonna crack in two beautiful free range eggs okay okay the egg look good egg look good and then it's time for the last ingredient which again to a lot of people he reaching for that shelf again so uncle roger don't think it's gonna end well uncle roger just don't like that shelf
06:16
i think it's wrong shelf for egg fire rice maybe during filming they put the wrong shelf there and jamie's like oh [ __ ] you bought the wrong shelf what i do now and the filming people are like we don't care just use whatever in the shelf people is a bit of a new ingredient tofu top firm silken tofu tofu why your tofu in juice box who makes your tofu capri sun when uncle roger buy tofu at asian market always come in plastic bag plastic seal wrapping
06:47
no tofu look like juice box what are you gonna poke straw and drink your tofu 50 grams and what you can do is just break this up no cooks no no he make uncle roger put my leg down from chair baking tofu like how auntie helen pick uncle roger hut asian cooking when you cook tofu you preserve the whole shape of tofu and serve to customer this video so many sad things happening
07:19
he wastes the spring onion he wet the rice and now he tear apart the tofu like paper i don't know if uncle roger can go on this depression is too much i want chunks of egg and i want little bits so the nice thing about this stir-fried rice is it's kind of random what'd he say what he say the nice thing about this stir-fried rice is it's kind of random random is not compliment you made food for your friend one day
07:52
and your fans say why your food so random and jaime say oh my god so random gonna start restaurant season with a little salt give it a little toast salt again no msg but uncle raw to talk about msg too many rijo now mix it all up and then we're ready to serve get a bowl put a little oil this guy loves olive oil like how anti hersha i love colander he put olive oil on everything do you shower with olive oil also don't go get massage from jamie oliver he will put olive oil on your body
08:24
nice dishes and that kind of street food which is beautiful it's often associated with being unhealthy this has been made to be healthy if by healthy you mean disgusting then jamie you are right you could have that as a meal i think it's the time to have a little this rice looks so wet look at this you can see your reflection inside mulan is going to start singing when you see this rice so silky and delicious looks fantastic it's really good fun to make [Music]
08:56
jamie is professional chef all the step he messed up does this guy hate rice or something what else have he done with rice oh this guy i think he just hates rice in general maybe he's sponsored by potato company their competition uncle roger don't like this jamie oliver recipe who wet no garlic no msg she break the tofu no walk it's all wrong subscribe to uncle roger channel for more video
09:28
see you next time bye bye hello hi yeah this wire is so annoying uncle roger hate recording video like this niece and nephew if you want to sponsor uncle roger airports let uncle roger know sammy airport po not the cheap airport regular airport airport pole only uncle roger like the good life [Music]

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