Axe Crazy | Humans Are Space Orcs? | An HFY Story

Axe Crazy | Humans Are Space Orcs? | An HFY Story

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00:04
the roaring of the alarm in the corridor outside my bunk practically knocked me out of bed by the time i got into the corridor most of my squad were waiting an automated recording was playing over the loudspeakers telling passengers to head to the escape pods [Music] transport marshall may not be the most prestigious position in the dro hierarchy but my squad was well disciplined they didn't flinch radio the bridge and see what is going on i ordered
00:35
what i heard back did make my squad flinch it's kubosens marshall i can't outrun their ship and they're closing fast looks like they're aiming to breach the port airlock can your squad hold them until the escape pods are ready kubozens i'd heard horror stories about them never thought i'd have to fight them marshall marshall are you still there my men shrank back a bit i'm sure i had the same fear in my eyes that they did i took a breath to steady myself captain
01:13
we will haul them by squad grabbed their weapons from their bunks and we began heading to the port airlock fighting cubozens in close quarters an old war blade would be more useful than my plasma rifle passengers were still fleeing as we reached the port side of the ship then a door opened beside me a human was standing there half clothed someone leave their alarm clock on or something by the space they were loud for being so small cubosans are boarding civilian get to
01:49
the escape pods now the human scrunched up its face of me and picked up a little tablet civilian are you seriously reading about the cubosans right now yep by the void civilian they're big floating gelatinous sacks with tentacles they're damn near impervious to plasma fire if they grab you they will absorb you get to an escape pod now or you're going
02:20
to see it firsthand a human just stared at its tablet eyes flitting back and forth probably just looking at the pictures lay midiotic creatures as i turned to join my men the human said hey wait i think i can help sure you can do you have a weapon the little mammalian bared its teeth slightly and said kind of i got my axe an axe an axe i just sigh
02:56
poor dear lock hurry hopefully he will slow one of the cuposans down enough for us to kill it i joined my squad and ordered them to ready the weapons one of my men radioed the captain and told him to shut the alarm off thank the gods i thought i would go deaf before i died in the silence we could hear the kubozen ship latch onto the outer airlock stand fast stand fah
03:26
what is that noise i spun around to see the human pushing a huge black crate toward us it was as tall as itself it had something slung over its shoulder as well this somewhat resembled an axe personally i was at a loss for words one of my squads shouted out what in the god's names is that thing the cubosans don't want your junk they're just hungry for your flesh oh no this is my the human let out a couple of unsettling
04:01
noises my translator tagged as laughter as it connected a cable from the crate to a power conduit on the wall get behind me now the human said with insanity flaring in its eyes you don't want to be consumed by the dragon's breath it is going to get loud and hell if i know this will work such confidence great fine go ahead squad let us use the little human for cover since it has volunteered itself as the first sacrifice
04:38
as the human was connecting cables and pedals adjusting knobs on the crate we heard the outer airlock give way almost immediately the sound of a torch cutting the seals of the inner airlock could be heard then the human flipped a switch on his big crate and the corridor lights dimmed and flickered a loud electrical hum filled the air if my squad was scared before they were terrified now what was this evil weapon the human was looking up at me with
05:11
madness lashing in its eyes teeth bared with the corners of its mouth pulled up suddenly i was more afraid of that little mammalian than all the cubosans that were about to devour us the airlock door creaked open and a dozen tentacles slid through fighting to pry it open more my men began firing the human looked toward the airlock then back at me in an impossibly loud scream it bulleted me are you ready to rock
05:43
gods help us i stammered back its cream was louder than the alarm had ever been but if i thought that was painful what came next was a hundred times torturous a thousand even i was not ready my squad was not ready the cubosans were most definitely not ready the sound was rhythmic and loud extremely extremely loud building on itself from thundering lows to splitting highs always crushing
06:16
every time the human struck his axe another blow came from it it seemed to only increase in speed and in tempo how was this even possible this awful terror what was this dark sorcery the human was screaming along with the sound but its words what i could hear over the noise and shooting and blood pounding in my head they made no sense trapped in purgatory the sky is turning red my men were looking at the human and the
06:46
creeping cubosans with equal terror what was the point of this insanity this deafening maddening insanity the cubosans were still coming forward out of the airlock though they looked just as disoriented as us they were moving as if they were in pain but still creeping forward and we were hammering them with plasma first one cubosin dropped then another as they crept closer we could see their color was changing rapidly
07:18
they seemed to be shaking and leaking keep up the firemen keep up the heat i shouted as loud as i could but the humans axe drowned me out it didn't matter though my squad seemed completely focused now despite the brutality of the noise pulsing through us but there were at least a dozen cubosans left they formed a solid wall ignoring the plasma blasts they were reaching for the human's machine wanting to stop it creeping closer i could see my death at
07:52
hand i could hear the human screams over the punishing rhythmic sound of his axe this could be a glorious death [Laughter] raining blood the cubozen stretched forward from a lacerated sky their tentacles shaking using bleeding its horror our rifle barrels were glowing red hot as we poured fire into them creating my structure crack splitting on
08:24
the cuposin skin but they keep reaching closer now i shall reign in blood a sudden cacophony of noise nearly shattered my mind it was a whole other level of sound noise and anguish brittle even it had lost all rhythm high squealing pitches shook the whole ship as i collapsed and my vision dimmed the last thing i saw was the human kick the huge booming crate into the cubosin horde in front of it they started bursting rupturing left and right
09:01
when i awoke later the silence seemed more deafening than what had come before my ears rang and i didn't feel i could stand without falling back down the hallway before me was splattered with orange sludge dismembered tentacles and fragments of cuposa and skin two of my squad members were unconscious another was curled up as though he were hatchling muttering to himself the last was still standing rifle empty but aimed forward
09:31
shaking still holding down the trigger a human was standing before us all red blood ran from its own ears that act still slung in front of him the terrible booming crate further ahead on its side silent now it was all covered in what had just been a heart of cubozens the human turned to me soaked in the blood of our foe teeth bared again does their bloodlust know no end my terror renewed all over i managed to stammer what what now
10:04
human only showed even more teeth and laughed again i'm heading to the bridge to see if the security cameras caught that holy cow that was metal you

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