This 2017 Jeep Renegade Latitude Very Badly Wants You to Know it's a Jeep

This 2017 Jeep Renegade Latitude Very Badly Wants You to Know it's a Jeep

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good morning this is Bill from a tear open a poles on a muggy unpleasant Tuesday morning we've had a couple of days of heat and humidity it sucks but the good news is it's supposed to get a little bit cooler tomorrow thank God so you know one more day of suffering and it's over you know I don't know what it is with the weather this year it's just it's just doing what it does to piss me off today I have today I have this Jeep this is a 2017 Jeep renegade and
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latitude the first thing I'm gonna say is I don't think they built this car for me I think Fiat and Chrysler definitely did not have a guy like me in mind when they built this thing now I don't even like regular Jeeps not really I mean I get them I understand to a certain extent I understand what people are getting into when they get into the Wranglers and such you know there is a certain purpose to them but this car this truck this crossover whatever you
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want to call it this thing is sort of designed to to not just harken to that Jeep to not just use that company identity of the Wrangler to sell more cars and surely this y outsell the Wrangler but it absolutely clogs you over the head with its Jeep Ness to the point that I just think it's offensive I mean give a guy a break for the love of God we get it it's a Jeep or at least it's got a Jeep badge on it you don't have to keep Columbanus to death with it but anyway we'll get into that you know
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it's a weird and looking vehicle obviously it does have that that vertical you know seven SMAT grille which is very Jeep like the stuff that Jeep puts in after Chrysler Fiat or ever the hell they are now they call them Easter eggs and what they mean by Easter eggs god this is so dumb and we have planes when the wrong runway pattern again so I've got airplanes droning again and also a scout some
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Marius ever diligent waiting patiently one of these days but I'm ready for him I told you I'm going down fighting I'm not gonna live in terror of these birds anymore anyway fiat-chrysler built this that got right over help for the love of God turn left this that the oceans the other way [Music] anyway Jeep may have forgive me I'm going on make two or three days of sleep deprivation I'm gonna muddle through this video but it's going to be
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marginally incoherent not as sort of unlike the vehicle that I'm doing today but anyway so Jeep and Chrysler Fiat whoever they are they built this thing to appeal to people who like the idea of jeeps but don't necessarily want a big solid axle the highway washing board you know they want something that's a little more practical and they came up with this and you know you see that again the vertical grill with the Sarge eyes you know the Easter eggs they call it I was
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getting into that I say the Easter eggs those are these little Jeep cues that they've planted all around this vehicle to to have you find and realize that you're driving a jeep and we'll get into some of those Easter eggs as we go I think they're more like hand grenades the way they're designed to go off because you really can't miss them anyway it's a weird-looking vehicle I mean it's sort of tall and boxy and strange-looking which it turns out is fine because the other vehicles in its class are also pretty weird-looking you
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know that it actually shares a platform with that Fiat 500 XL which is weird looking the Nissan Juke those people might buy one of these and that's pretty strange looking piece and anyway there's there's a bunch of cars and crossovers in this class that are just strange there's our deep tail he's known to fall vote wet I mean there is just nothing more ridiculous than a backwoods redneck inbred guy like him driving a Volvo wagon I mean he's gonna end up with some
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sort of redneck library and if he keeps it up but I have to say I approve of all the cars that he's driven so far probably the Volvo wagon is my favorite I bought that one for me and I let him have it out of the kindness of my heart and he doesn't really appreciate what he's got there I keep trying to teach him but he's anyway it doesn't matter back to the G okay here's an Easter Egg you see the little X's in the taillights that supposed to look like the gas cans on the back of the early will ease you know jeeps that were
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running around the the battlefields World War two so you have little fake taillight gas cans on the back the rest of these drugs I think other than the grill we're gonna have to get inside for handsome chunky design in its own way I like the wheels on it I like the white color the renegade badge on the side all the plastic trim and whatnot designed to make it not rusty after it's in Indiana for ten years you know the fog lights down low the it's cut
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what does it have up there that place to put cargo you know it does look like a Jeep and of course that was the plant so anyway let's just get into this thing let's just do it alright so surely there's some way we can remotely release this for mayor down man maybe no here oh that's a block that have on this has keyless system ok so back here you've got pretty decent cargo room you've got a cover that says Jeep so it must be one underneath that cover you've got more cargo now I mean it's
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very unlikely that you're gonna be putting 9 millimeters in here you're probably going to be putting like I don't know Maybelline and you know Estee Lauder products but anyway whatever you want to fit in there you can also there's an inflator and sealant kit these things to overcome with spare tires anymore why don't it didn't hang one of those off the back that would have been pretty GP but anyway it's it's fine it's good rear cargo room you can fold those seats down and get more room I do make this brown color they've used I find that kind of a PMA Tang like the
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colors in the car a lot as a 12-volt outlet if you need to plug in a travel blow dryer and everything's gonna be nice and proper back there look at this okay here's an Easter Egg so we've got on the back of the tailgate you've got the grill from a you know 1941 army jeep looking at you so as you're loading your stuff your toy poodles and Gucci purses you're gonna be able to know that this thing harkens back to what Patton drove
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around an old camera there it's got a little wiper at the back very nice they have to press this button to open I myself knocked at how do i unlock it what the hell when it sees these keys and another airplane another drone in plane alright so it's not is it could we unlock for the love of God could we unlock [Applause] all right I mean how could this there it
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is finally ok back seat you've got room for three people you've got a format that my detail were installed in this typical half hazard fashion you've got another outlet down here let's see what this one does that's a 115 so you can have a real proper you know some on style blow dryer out of there maybe even a one of those things that goes over the head with the curlers on you've got this sort of fabric II sporty seat I initially thought this was dirt but it turns out it's just Jeep logos kind of weirdly
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faded into the material you've got an armrest you can pull down when you don't have the middle passenger there's a couple of cup holders for people so you can have your Manhattan's or deal what do they call them spring breeze or you know Korean berry vodkas a good friend of mine Chris who we race with um the guy who doesn't pull his car up the trailer much he he'll drink like eight cranberry vodkas in an evening and it just is really strange to me to have a
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guy who can you know drink to that level you know sort of frat boy macho level but eat my enemies will be wearing a dress drinking cranberry vodkas but man anyway you think you'd go for one of those things they is that the Cape Cod it has at least about grapefruit and there it adds some citrus but probably doesn't want to get any fruit or vitamin C here's another you know Easter Egg you've got another one of these 1941 girls Jeep calls this design philosophy tectonic which sounds absolutely ridiculous in fact it sounds like some
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sort of a cocktail that Chris might drink this is interesting here's what looks like a cup holder of some sort but isn't they in fact have a warning on their to not put cups in there so I'm not sure what you're going to put in there maybe the hairdryer that you know so it's ready to go but anyway it's sort of a weird thing I I do make the orange II middle thing it sort of reminds me of Mini Coopers which I don't really like in minis but I like in this Jeep so that's kind of weird that I like Mini Cooper style by proxy
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when it's not in a mini anyway there it is more Jeep grills more Jeep stuff you do have pocket seriously you could actually fit a 9-mil or 357 in there and you know be pretty chipper about it let's have a quick look under the hood it's gonna be a release down here somewhere yeah we got the Sun coming out doesn't matter I don't know what it is with the lacus me playing all of a sudden going through this period of insomnia but it really
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isn't making me any more cheerful and the whisky definitely isn't helping it anyway in here this is now because this is an upmarket the Matta 2 thing it has the 2.4 instead of a smaller 1.6 which they call it tiger shark engine I have no idea why it's called a tiger shark I don't think there's anything tiger or Sharky about it but it is you know four cylinders hundred what is that 180 horsepower it's made into a 9 speed automatic transmission which to me is getting into the era of ridiculousness I
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mean why not have an 18-speed why not go full Peterbilt let's just have 18 gears to shift levers you know let's really go all out instead of just having that 9 forward gears and in a car that it just isn't that big to begin with but anyway it does this is 2017 with 19,000 miles so it all looks new Wonder there in fact this cars a friend of mine owns this as he got married to a very nice lady who had bought this car no surprises on who
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bought it there and he doesn't want to make interest payment so he said look take this thing for me and sell it for the mother God get me out of it I'm gonna buy her something more macho which he has done so anyway we're trying to sell this for him and we got to find some taker for it anyway everything nice and mint under there this has been Florida since news so there's no rust or weirdness and yeah I don't know looks very Fiat --is-- to me I find those Dora hood latches to be a little bit strange the one on each side probably meant to
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hearken to the releases on jeeps although it's hard to believe Fiat would have spent the extra money to do that you know just because obviously none of the buyers are going to look at that and think oh my god I Drive a Jeep now so I don't know just must be better for safety or something but anyway there it is tigershark four-cylinder your roof rack and what's happened so as I pointed out we do have the the two keys for this that does seem to have remote start in a
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panic button your anti rape button very very nice and foot in the brake tap start stop and it all fires it a life this sort of a weird buzzy sound befitting a four-cylinder okay the instrument cluster has this ridiculous looking mud stuff here in the corner I mean I have no idea what that's supposed to be I think they call it my paint gun splatter or something to me it just looks like somebody got really smoky or
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started spraying mud around but again probably meant to remind you that you're driving a Jeep you've got automatic headlights over here you've got more of that tectonic coppery vent stuff which I do actually find quite appealing if you're not sure you're in a Jeep the mirror tells you you're in a Jeep almost immediately you look over there it is you've got more secret hidden grills over here coming out of this I don't know what that it's got this Jerian sensor array up there it looks like something they'd have enough Federation
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starship but it does of course have a jeep grill there and probably on the other side yes it does and what appears to be an auto dimming mirror and then some more switches and lights you've got some pretty intricate looking Sun visors here with snide outs you got a rear view mirror that's out sorry you know actually for a lady car I have to say that that's a pretty small makeup mirror they should make that bigger some of these things did come with an open top where you could um
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release it and kind of remove half or almost the whole top of the car they called an open top freedom like you would have got in the original 1941 Jeep except the open top freedom in 1941 kind of left you open to stoke attack so it's more of an open top terror type thing but I guess in this day and age if you're cruising to Whole Foods having the open top isn't white is dangerous this one doesn't happen frankly that's fine by me it's probably just something to leak and go weird later on here's a very thick and
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it's an air conditioning I've got it's hot out for a winter's day anyway you get this another rep steering wheel it's got the coppery thread in it all very nice very good grip ''tis a tend to there are some kind of shift pedals on the back I don't know if they really have it probably are so the rear of the steering wheel there's paddles that probably can bang your way through the 18 years this car has does have multifunction stuff for the cruise control radio voice command you've got
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another Jeep logo looking at you there over here you got your power windows your power locks your mirrors you know all nice stuff since 1941 there and another reminder that you're in a jeep just in case you forgot at some point and they have been making these things since 1941 we've got a you connect system with Sirius there's another Jeep logo by the way so it's touchscreen and except I think we have a camera because it's the UConnect we do there's a little
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camera all very nice do we have any come we have a compass so yeah that's gonna go renegade buyers gonna be all over that compass when she goes rock crawling I don't know who I blame for this Jeep thing with the ladies I really don't I mean one could say it was that original Terminator movie where what's-her-face the Bond girl who was a waitress with iguanas you know had the run-in with the Terminator and screwed some guy from the future and then he got killed so she had
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a little little future guy in her oven and she hopped in a Jeep and drove down to Mexico to have you know the drug cartels teach him out a wire explosives and she was in a jeep could i plane that sure but you have to remember Daisy Duke Catherine Bach you know much before that maybe 10 years before that driving the dixie you know that wrangler maybe she was the first that got it all in motion so who knows but at some point ladies decided that they love peeps even if they're crap and they're
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gonna drive them and they are driving the sales of probably all the G I'm sure there's some guys out there who drive jeeps but for the most part they've become his lady oriented as a Range Rover and it's just it's just interesting to me anyway you've got your satellite radio your you know media you can plug into it you've got your bluetooth on there you can turn it off compass you can get into your apps we've got a outside temperature clock settings
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you got your hazards down here you got very nice climate control unit I have to say this is probably optional because it's quite nice door side with the digital I actually like that this is the first thing that I genuinely found appealing inside this car in terms of how it looks so that's kind of neat down here and look at that's more Easter eggs I don't know what would go under that this is probably where the four-wheel drive control would be so kind of ironic to put up Willy's army Jeep design over the four-wheel drive block out plate
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here's a USB thing you've got another outlet here you've got your shifter that I'm over in the Tiptronic mode nine years did I already say that nine years more of that copper stuff but also around the whatever the hell it is the centre console down in here you've got more USBs in a little spot you could put maybe some sort of a Ladysmith in there I guess all very nice we've got a glove box with some books
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dennah me looking tough you know I don't know owner's manual let's go for a spin visibility I'm not sure about from my head forward it's fantastic I mean you've got a ton of visibility but when I start going to the back it gets a little bit more sealed off you've got those weird little quarter windows up there that you could kind of see out of but not really so anyway you do a camera but visibility is mixed that's the best way
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I could put it they do say that the four-wheel drive versions that these things are fairly capable off-roader so I'm sure when you're a tire pressure and low for the love of God get that woman back anyway I'm sure um you know when you're making your way over parking blocks and Home Depot or Whole Foods parking lot that can be important coolant um got a gauges trans temp your average renegade buyers definitely want to go to the transmission an oil town me
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at twenty six that's low who one time anyway it's nice it's got all these gauges there we go alright I'm gonna test ice totally this thing could have nine years so we're three we're in manual mode there's two so i've downshift at three four five stopping me at five probably because we're not going fast and maybe it only has five gears we'll see maybe it's just the four-wheel drives with nine find out in a minute when I hammer
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the steering look at that the Roosters there they are those guys look skinny they're probably kicked out by the big angry rooster that scares me but look at those things man they'll come flying at your face in ten seconds thank God I'm inside a tough Jeep like this one I definitely won't be able to get through but if I was open top and living in terror it would be like going through you know Black Hawk Down in Somalia there's things to be flying through the roof coming at me alright so anyway we're sitting here at the red light we're in manual I'm in one
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what can I talk about while we're sitting here I really don't about a minute we've got more of those weird Jeep stains and the seats big clunky shifter what can i well we got stuff coming up we got that 140 DS oh I'm gonna have that coming up soon I'm excited about that car got another great town car recently we got a MC I can't call it a Miata or rob it or get pissed off at me because it's not a Miata and see they took that name off at still in one and so now boy okay there's two
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there's three get all the way tonight for five yeah yeah okay we're going up again six seven eight and it won't go into nine because again I don't know if I'm not going fast enough maybe it is just an eight speed I'm pretty sure it's nine anyway nine gears I mean come on for the love of God can we draw the line somewhere okay quick driving impression
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steering pad you know feels pretty good it's got a nice on center feel to it there's a weight to it we've got morons here pulling in front of us the brake and yeah that's a buzzy sound you know for what I read about these and obviously I read a couple reviews of them they're not that fast but I guess that doesn't matter much either to the people driving them but anyway it drives fine it drives nice you have a you know sort of a pleasant seating position I don't feel the seats are incredibly comfortable but they're adequate and I
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guess if your ideas to project an image of Jeep ness then this will do the job you know if you're sort of young cute blonde the sunglasses maybe a visor with you know Titleist or something on the front of it you're gonna look proper driving this thing around especially if you're going to have you know nature store yoga studio otherwise I mean if you're you know sent a tough macho guy this probably isn't gonna be for you you
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know you could do some rock climbing in the trailhawk Edition but for the love of God why it just doesn't make any sense look I know I'm rambling on it's partially the sleep deprivation personally all the whiskey I took it before I started work today so I'm gonna stop there what we have is this 2017 Jeep renegade latitude it has umpteen reminders that you're in a Jeep they absolutely Club you over the head with it so if that's your thing you'll be happy it's a nice
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car I mean it you know the air conditionings cold it's got room inside it's good transportation it's not yeah I'll give them that okay here we go it's not the same cookie cutter design as everything else I mean they did manage to make it look different and I have to give them some marginal credit for that it could just look like everything else does and it doesn't so you do get a bit of an identity in this thing and that's that's worth something this will be up at our website for sale enables calm
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I can't imagine you having an interest at this point after my fantastic sales pitch but if you do a e Naples comm two three nine two nine eight eight thousand and we really appreciate you having a look today we'll see you with the next one take care

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