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hey hey people seth here today i will be
covering an older game that
at the time was considered the best
conspiracy simulator
on the market deus ex looking back now
it was a scarily accurate prediction of
a future
despite being made a full year before
the 9 11 attacks deus ex depicted our
world in 30 years as an authoritarian
dystopia
in other words they were 30 years off in
this bleak future there's only the super
wealthy
and the super [ __ ] poor the only food
available is candy
bars and soybeans the only safe drinking
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water is
orange soda and 10 packs of cigarettes
are now strong enough to kill you
instantly for this reason
secondhand smoking is now the preferred
method of postnatal abortion or if you
care about the environment and want a
more eco-friendly solution
you could also try jabbing your
ungrateful spawn with a cattle prod
then put them up for adoption in the
ocean deus ex
is an amazing game and i'm glad people
pushed me to replay it you appreciate
it more in your man-child years anyway
plot you play as
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jc denton the jc stands for jesus christ
denton you're one of two
nano-augmented brothers trained from a
young age to be elite agents of unatco
the united nations anti-terror coalition
which was founded after terrorists
bombed the statue of liberty and as
expected everybody thinks it was an
inside job
to justify increased surveillance and
create a supernational entity that could
operate outside and above the
jurisdiction of individual countries
this is nonsense the true purpose of
unitco is to protect you and all free
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citizens of the world
from terror a war on terror if you will
your job is to investigate
arrest and kill terrorists across the
world but
not talk to them because that's how they
get you they get in your head
they start making you ask funny
questions and before you know it
bang you're a liberal if you shoot on
sight and follow orders without question
you'll go far
in unatco also the world is suffering in
outbreaks of infectious disease
called the grey death and the only cure
for it is a vaccine called ambrosia
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well it's not really a vaccine a vaccine
would treat you
not temporarily halt progression for 48
hours did i mention there's not enough
vaccine to go around
but just enough to make sure the most
important members of our society get it
namely bureaucrats politicians and any
person with wealth and influence
that's quite a coincidence isn't it but
don't think on it too much
that's for philosophers don't be one of
those greek homos
problem is these terrorist groups keep
stealing shipments of ambrosia and lord
forbid
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if ambrosia gets into the hands of a
poor i'm gonna have a stroke
it's not a pretty world jc but we all
gotta make sacrifices
some more than others a lot more than
others anyway i won't spoil too much of
a story for you but let's just say that
in deus ex the ruling elite control all
of the banking communications and
biotech
industries they were all in a happy
agreement exploit and steal from
everybody else it was harmony
it was peace then one of them said we
have an incurable virus
why the [ __ ] do we need the rest of you
and now they are no longer in a happy
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agreement
every secret society the illuminati the
bilderbergs the rot shields the
bogdanov's
wu-tang clan they're all in complete
turmoil and it's all a grand conspiracy
for control
of the modern world for enacting a new
world order unfortunately you're caught
up in the middle of all this and like it
or not your choices and actions
will shape the world don't
think i won't report this for better or
worse by the way denton
stay out of the ladies restroom that
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kind of activity embarrasses the agency
more than it does you gameplay it's very
good
there's a [ __ ] ton of controls but
they're very good controls
in case you have lost your keyboard
since the last video i recommend getting
a new one the ui records absolutely
everything it's fantastic
you can even add your own notes skills
are self-explanatory and as intelligent
gamers you will receive
no explanation throughout the game you
get assigned to missions from unatco but
each location is pretty open forcing you
to
investigate and fulfill side objectives
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in order to progress the main story you
get rewarded for
exploration constantly so there's no
reason not to do it strangely the npcs
of deus ex have a habit of dropping
ipads everywhere containing their
banking details
and not changing their recovery
passwords throughout my playthrough i
have encountered not
a single person who gives a [ __ ] about
their financial well-being leading me to
believe that
npcs in this game are actually quite
realistic depictions
of people living in the first world
let's talk about setting most of your
missions send you out to cities then you
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head back to the unetco base on liberty
island
it's actually really nice to visit
unatco headquarters in between missions
this is pretty much your home you can
talk with your boys break into closets
hack everyone's computer and get sexual
harassment charges from hr
i've already reported you once you natco
we only recruit the best of the best to
keep you safe
as denton you can use different tools to
meet your objectives depending on
whether you want a
loud or stealthy entrance a
trigger-happy or non-lethal solution at
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the start of the game you can even
choose a starting weapon
of course the only correct option is the
get gun for silent takedowns you can
equip yourself with
whatever you can get your hands on some
examples are cattle prods pepper sprays
and
chinese nano blades that refold
themselves a thousand times each second
just to flex on the japanese you get
most of your weaponry by stealing [ __ ]
from other people you are a bionic
superhuman they can't stop you sometimes
you'll be
forced to pay for certain items or
services this
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is rarely a problem since you can get
most of your credits by hacking atm
machines
shooting in deus ex isn't so much about
speed it's about waiting in a corner for
your aiming reticle to shrink small
enough to actually hit your targets
without training this takes about a year
with training this still takes about a
year for this reason
the stealthy approach is much more
satisfying you peek out behind corners
and then you shoot people with
tranquilizer
darts and then you run away as they
scream and pass out
by the way did you see what happened to
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the soldier we sent into the statue
it turned up unconscious no sir friendly
fire
not so friendly i'm afraid i have opened
an
investigation dismissed just be careful
because sound travels in this game and
if you accidentally drop a soy packet
on the ground the seismic tremors it
creates will set off every alarm
on the level for more lethal solutions
you could just use a gun
and but what's the fun in that as a nano
augmented god you can crush people
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by the sheer weight of your thighs jc
thick
dentin fills his victims with terror in
their last breathing moments there's
plenty of other augmentations you can
install which take up mutually exclusive
slots on the body no matter what you
pick they're all pretty useful and
upgrading them only makes their powers
more ridiculous throughout the story you
go to a variety of locations and speak
to a huge number of people
even unimportant side characters usually
have several lines each
and the dialogue itself is fantastic i
heard that he was a frequent visitor
this compound
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you know him the rumors part is close to
wallows
jc's perpetual autism also adds to the
mood of a game he's so deadpan and
emotionless but he turns serious
conversation
into unintentional black
god comedy what a shame
he can't really be there must be
something we can do
he was a good man what a rotten way to
die
as the story develops and unatco
gradually gets infiltrated
by clandestine organizations you can
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uncover a lot more about the plot by
being inquisitive there's a huge [ __ ]
ton of lore spread throughout minor
characters computer terminals
newspapers and books as you learn more
you can start putting the pieces
together find out who's pulling the
strings
and practice your latin also this game
predicted nuclear war between
india and pakistan they're only one year
away from becoming a superpower
lord help us all real talk searching
carefully and reading everything
pays off big it can even let you
completely bypass
some of the hardest fights in the game
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by modern standards
deus ex has the graphical fidelity of
blurry vintage pornography
but it is completely functional however
if it's still an eyesore for you you can
try
gmdx or the deus ex revision mod they
both make it
very pretty the sound design is great
everything sounds clear and crisp which
makes the world feel genuine and
authentic are you sure you press the
right button
i do not make mistakes of that kind your
hand might have slipped
no i wanted orange it gave me lemon lime
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the machine would not make a mistake
it's the maintenance man
he knows i like orange so you think the
staff has some kind of plot
yes they do that on purpose the music
tracks are nice too
i sometimes keep the unetco conversation
theme playing when i'm calling with the
shareholders
i want big giant [ __ ] deus ex is
wonderful and it doesn't take too long
to finish
it may very well be the definition of a
perfect game
i give it an excellent out of however
many children
i taste during my play fruit my dad says
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you can't get anywhere if you can't keep
a secret
so please give it a shot it's very cheap
and it still goes on sale from time to
time
it's not for everyone and by that i mean
if you are an
illiterate sub-human troglodyte and
you've somehow managed to evade the
special needs wrangler
long enough to watch this video well
firstly that's actually very impressive
good job
but you might not enjoy this game as
much but if you are capable of having an
attention span you'll find a plot that
captivates you from start to finish with
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moral and ethical questions raised that
leave you in a slightly higher
state of being of course deus ex takes a
very extreme view of a future but
you must remember that with each day we
do not question or
challenge our leaders extreme becomes
absurd absurd
becomes implausible and implausible
becomes a reality
what is it mister i'm really hungry you
don't look that bad
tell me what you know about the nsf i
knew it someday the nsf is going to win
and i'm going to give them your
description with your stupid shades
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and they're going to kick your ass as
always more videos to come so stay tuned
it will also be much more upbeat don't
worry a warm thanks to the many members
of a merchant's guild
generously funding and bankrolling these
videos you're all truly wonderful
have a good one
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oh
how are the drinks here great if you
like
never tried it
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