Crushes

Crushes

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I think as a kid I was brainwashed into thinking that I needed to be romantically attracted to someone my classmates would be like hey Dom who do you like uh why I'll tell you who I like if you tell me who you like I'm thinking I don't necessarily like anyone in particular but for this transaction to go through I guess I needed to name someone and as a kid most of us haven't really had much time to know a lot of people so my choices were limited to pretty much whoever was in my school
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more specifically in my classrooms uh I I don't know Sarah oh I'm telling wait what who do you like oh I got baited so as a kid I thought it was mandatory to just have someone in mind to admire and obviously when you're young you don't exactly know yet of what your personal criteria is of why you like someone growing up you develop these things based on experiences and over time you tend to narrow your tastes down to certain traits that the person must have in order for you to be interested if
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they have a sense of humor do they like animals do they play video games are they as weeaboo as you do they have a self-esteem issue that forces them to undermine others in order to validate themselves under self-worth it's up to you to determine these things so that if you were to pursue someone with those traits then it's safe to assume that you'd probably get along but when we were kids let's be honest we were shallow [ __ ] what do you like Victoria I don't know she's pretty and nice what do you like Jerry I don't know he's funny and nice what do you like
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Steve I don't yeah same when I was a kid I tended to like the popular girl it's not like the bratty cliche everyone is trash beneath my feet Mean Girls but the girls that most guys also had a crush on melody was the intelligent beauty I didn't really have a reason to talk to her so I pretty much admired her from afar I remember one time the teacher had us read from the textbook out loud to the class and once it was Melody's turn I gave her like 200% of my attention as she was reading I was following along and came across a word that I've never seen but once she got to the word
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Fahrenheit she read it with no hesitancy and I was so surprised and impressed that it further emphasized my attraction to intelligence da how could you not know the word Fahrenheit okay first of all I was like 9 and second of all the rest of the world uses Celsius all right get out of here eventually after realizing that I had zero chance with melody I eventually developed a crush on another girl that I also had zero chance with Rachel Rachel was the sporty girl in my class she was the fastest girl in all the running activities in PE it was
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actually faster than most of the guys during recess usually played sports and other games with guys because a lot of the girls weren't into the games we played I had more interactions with her because we were all kind of in the same group of friends who played during recess later on we all find out she had a crush on Liam who was also one of my friends and you'd think I'd be upset or jealous of Liam but looking back Liam was a pretty good-looking guy and also not a douchebag so yeah yeah good choice not not bad no big deal I got over it pretty quick and then there was Stephanie she
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was a bit different from the girls I've liked she wasn't part of the popular group she wasn't the most intelligent she wasn't outstandingly athletic she was more or less kind of average but I had a crush on her I was surprised that the fact that not many other guys liked her considering I was so used to being in competition with pretty much the whole class population but with Stephanie it seemed like I was the only guy running it eventually became public news that I liked Stephanie because of the numerous school dances that occurred and every time I asked her and only her to dance I felt like that's pretty much
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what dances essentially were in elementary school confession opportunities if two people were dancing they were instantly shipped together Albert and Kahlan are dancing Oh Ryan and Zoey are dancing oh Steve is still alone oh hey man I feel like you're using the video to project your inner hate on a personal matter why are you hating on Steve so much what what the
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heck really mad you Steve anyway I'm pretty sure Stephanie knew I liked her I don't remember properly confessing it because I was a little [ __ ] at the time and I didn't really the constant time ha I yeah I set myself up for that but despite knowing nothing really progressed between us and for good reason too we didn't really have that much in common or had any familiar things to talk about at the beginning of grade 6 I had to move to a new school and left behind a lot of close friends near the end of the school year I decided to visit my old school again and see my friends and teachers by that time
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I went through puberty and although I didn't get a major growth spurt I didn't develop this sexy voice that you'll hear today although school was still happening it was the end of the year so not many activities were happening in class I spent the day at the school and when it came time for recess I decided to look for Stephanie whom I didn't see in the class I stayed in because she was in a different homeroom my friends were egging me on to talk to her and make some moves and I was actually feeling more confident to do so moving to the new school helped me build some interpersonal skills so I was like yeah I'll talk to Stephanie let's go and
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I don't know what happened with Stephanie over the months or if it was just the heat of the moment but she kind of flirted back with me whoo-hoo I can't remember exactly what we talked about but it ended with a kiss on the cheek a phone number in my head and a crowd of classmates cheering as if we just got engaged oh [ __ ] and I repeat I don't know what happened with her or why things went so smoothly that day but when I got home that night I decided to call her TLDR she blew me off even
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though we went to different schools which was honestly just like a 15-minute drive away she said she didn't feel comfortable pursuing anything with me it didn't even really sound like she wanted to stay friends either by how the conversation went so why even give me your number I had a hunch that maybe your friends just told her to play along or something I don't know I was pretty confused but not exactly disappointed I was always crushing on girls out of my league so rejection wasn't really anything new to me the real problem though was when girls didn't reject me and I got into relationships that
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neither I nor they were probably ready for and thus a shitstorm saga of breakups begun whoa you suck Steve man girls sure are hard to understand huh mob my opinion get over tsubomi she seen kind of basic oh you guys don't know my homie mob well if you want to get to know him you can do so by watching mob psycho 100 on crunchyroll don't have Premium Membership yet well if you go to crunchyroll.com slash nah mix or by clicking on the link in the description
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you can try it out for free for 30-days I'm mostly just use it for anime but you can also find manga and dramas there as well airing new episodes as soon as an hour after Japan having professionally subbed episodes at free and in 1080p and available on most devices it's my go-to place for anime especially now that they're partnered with Funimation oh we can't wait to see what they'll make available but hold up if you guys want to wait till next month you can watch along the first episode of mob psycho with me and Jax films if you remember we did this before with re0 and had a lot
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of fun doing so if you head over to watch a long dark Club it'll show you how you can join us on October the 6th at 7 p.m. PST hope you guys can come hang out see ya

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