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[New Recruit (Season 2)] ※Based on Jang Bbijju's personal experience in the ROK army in 2011 ...I mean, that's what's right The new kids nowadays don't know that, they're undisciplined s**tbags In my opinion, the kids who joined before May are aiight Nah, kids who joined in April are s**tbags, too Choi Hongkyo especially The way I see it, he's the problem Choi enlisted in March, sarge He enlisted in March?! Not April?? But aren't... ...Kyeongjun and Hoonseok all right? Those guys enlisted in April but have their s**ts together Hoonseok... Yeah, Hoonseok! He's not bad As for May... F**k it - All that matters to me is whether you've lived in the old barracks or not That's it for me Really, sarge?? Put it that way and... I just barely make the cut Wait a minute... You enlisted on February... when? February 17th, sarge If you enlisted then, you've lived in there for at least a month Just over a month, sarge If I recall correctly... we moved at the end of March? ...Or something Dude, then do you know Suckyou? Suckyou...? Who's that? You dunno the Suckyou?? You haven't met him? Lim Seungkyu? Lim Seungkyu... Oh, do you mean the ex-company commander? I remember him! I think he left... after like a week after I got deployed I'll probably never see another psycho like him until I'm discharged, seriously I was told... he was a true soldier? The f**k he was True soldier my ass, put it in a good way and maybe! He was f**king lunatic, I swear (Dorm three, report) He's here Report!
Atten-tion! Chungseong! Chungseong Dorm three, evening roll call report Total, five - Out, none - Current personnel, five Count! One Two Three Four - End of number Chungseong! Prepared for evening roll call At ease At ease! Fingernails! You pass Pass Pass Pass! No pass! What?? But I cut 'em! Is that a joke?? You call these fingernails cut?! Then what, should I cut my skin off, too?? S**t Igloo, S**t Igloo as expected All you do is slack off and s**t your pants Right? Am I wrong? Please stop already - Why are you bringing up stuff from ages ago in front of all the kids Hey Didya guys know he s**t his pants? Pfc. Park Minseok! I didn't know, SGT Wow~ these kids don't know S**t Igloo s**t his pants Yeah? You're going to far, SGT Fiiiiiiiine~~! Wow, look at S**t Igloo being so serious! Yeah? To his superior? I'm a SGT now, SGT Sure - Anyways! The Unit Maintenance Period starts next week So, make sure to check and report anything broken beforehand - Yes, SGT! - Yes, SGT! Okay! S**t Igloo, you come receive your infraction afterwards But I really cut them, SGT! Sanghoon, you saw me! You saw me cut them! Really? Did he cut them?? Yes, he did, SGT - I saw him Look at this fool weaseling out of this Fine! Atten-tion! Chungseong! F**k off, b**ch At ease D**n, that asshole's always giving me s**t But at least he gives lots of bonus points and let's us have it easy
So, what if he gives lots of bonus points?? He gives you as many infractions! He is... a bit of a nut job for sure No, look - Look for example Say I made a joke And he says he'll give me an infraction as a joke But later, he actually tells you to come for the infraction! He's a f**king psycho! By the way, what's up with S**t Igloo? F**king that, too - I was cleaning the gutters as a PVT and fell on my ass I just got dirt all over it and he gives me s**t to this day Even so, isn't he the most easy-going and the best among NCO's and officers...? There's no such thing as a "best" NCO or officer, dumbass Cha! PVT Cha Byeongho! Who's our main enemy? Our main enemy is... ...North Korea... ...aren't they? Dude, who taught you like that? Hey, Park! Not North Korea...! The thing I told you... O-oh, oh! Our main enemies are... the NCOs and officers... ...SGT That's right! Our main enemies are NCOs and officers You should've learned that first But, uhh... I have a question, SGT What do you mean by... the old barracks? Dayuum, now we have somebody who doesn't even KNOW what that is now These are the new barracks Really, CPL? Then the old barracks... The old barracks is what we lived in before they built this place Have you seen those long, straight beds like those in 'Team5p'? Uhh... I've heard of them, CPL Back then, 70 of us lived in the same room We couldn't even IMAGINE sleeping in beds! S-seventy people all... living in the same room?? Yeah, so imagine what a hellhole it was!
How'd you feel if you had 70 seniors in the same room?! W-wow... if I did, I'd have really -- If you lived in that, you'd have something new broken every six seconds, I swear And the seniors back then were madmen Wow, now that I think of it... Yoon Seokyung, Jeong Dajeong, Baek PIlgoo - Yoon Seokyung, Jeong Dajeong, Baek PIlgoo, Kim Taehee Hey, did you see Min Hyocheol?? Oh - SGT Min... I've only heard of his name Wasn't... he a driver? That giant was like 196cm(6'5") or something Anyways, that place was a total jungle - I'm not even joking But back then... I think there was that special sense of brotherhood Yeah, we had actual brotherhood back then You're right When we were splitting chores in the office, we'd blast some loudass music - We'd blast club music... and dance our asses off You remember?? I remember, sarge - SGT Yoon blasted some loudass music -- D**m, I wonder what that dude Jeong Dajeong is up to Nobody was as close to the devil as he was Was he that bad?? I've only... heard of him You wanna know how evil that son of a b***h was?? I was s**ting when I was a PVT But someone started banging on the door telling me to get the f**k out! (Hey) (Come out!) (HEY) (PVT Choi Ilgoo!) I couldn't even wipe properly, because he dragged me to the multipurpose room and beat me for two hours W-why did he do that?? He said that was his exclusive stall He said he always s**ts there, and he beat the living s**t out of a PVT for using it Eh?! I mean... wouldn't you go to military jail for that??
That guy got discharged without going ONCE What?? How's that possible?! He beat up a PVT! Of course, you'd go to military prison for that NOW But back then, you just got beat like it's whatever Wow, I didn't know it was THAT bad What was it... SGT Cho and SGT Baek were friends before enlisting and joined together Ah, yeah - I know that They were out doing detail, but Jeong told them to fight because he was bored! (Hey - if you two fight, who wins?) (Go ahead, fight) (I told you to fight!) (Who wins?) Wow... so, did they actually fight?? Of course, they didn't at FIRST But because they wouldn't, Jeong started slapping SGT Cho's senior across the cheek! (You're not fighting?) (You're not f**king fighting?) (If they don't fight, I f**king beat you until they do) Isn't that... grounds for actual jail, not just military prison?? So, they eventually actually fought! Noses were bloody and s**t If you haven't noticed, SGT Cho doesn't have a molar That's when he lost it Wow... I can't believe he didn't go to military prison once despite that That's why I don't hit you guys! That's what I had to go through What? Why the silence? The f**k? I don't hit you guys THAT hard It's not like I slap your faces or hit you until you get blood bruises I only hit you as a joke Oh, y-yes - That's true, SGT This is all because you haven't been beat in the old barracks First thing that happened when you opened your eyes? Your day starts off getting beat the f**k up Your entire day was just getting beat until you went to sleep
You really gotta know how easy you guys have it You call this the army?! It's a f**king boy scout now! At this rate, they might as well just give you your cellphones! ※Note: Our servicemen are allowed to use their phones now Wait, cellphones?? That's a bit excessive, sarge (Note: Our servicemen are allowed to use their phones now) (Service Creed) Our oath! (One - We defend liberal democracy and become a pillar to our country's unification) One! We defend liberal democracy and become a pillar to our country's unification (One - we train as though we're at war to claim victory over ground warfare) One! We train as though we're at war to claim victory over ground warfare (One - We obey the law and the orders of our superiors) One! We obey the law and the orders of our superiors (One - - We keep our honor and faith and unite in comradeship) One! We keep our honor and faith and unite in comradeship ※Note: All labeled one to exaggerate importance (Roll call over) ※Note: All labeled one to exaggerate importance ※Note: All labeled one to exaggerate importance (Oh - Those who've received infractions, report to the office please) Dude, let's go smoke
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