How to Protect Your Shopping Trolley From Improvised Explosives

How to Protect Your Shopping Trolley From Improvised Explosives

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let's paint a picture you are grocery shopping at your local tesco when an 85 year old loon lobs a grenade at your shopping trolley and explode as your groceries runs out of the store escapes via the tube station across the street takes the tube to london street pancras railway station and boards the 7 55am eurostar service to paris nor in france hundreds of pounds of goods are now burning in front of you is this image familiar to you of course it is many people often suffer from the same experience and it is because they have
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made a fatal mistake in their shopping routine do you see it the answer is obvious your shopping trolley is an unarmored target with no method of defending itself which is an invitation for disaster today we will show you how to modify your shopping trolley to successfully shop at a tesco express in the dangerous area that is south london at 3am let's begin by upgrading the armament we will begin by mounting a 12.7 millimeters m2 hb browning heavy machine gun
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plus another for anti-aircraft purposes against aerial attacks and a few more if you live in birmingham we can also install a trophy active protection system as a counter measure against anti-tank guarded missiles rocket propelled grenades anti-tank rockets and high explosive anti-tank rounds the system uses a self-forging warhead to destroy oncoming threats by preemptively detonating the projectile our shopping trolley is thus no longer vulnerable to a multitude of threats you may encounter the only thing that our shopping trolley
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cannot effectively defend against now kinetic energy penetrators which is why we will mount atgm launchers on our shopping trolley to penetrate the enemy before the enemy penetrates the trolley as you may have noticed the additional weight of the modifications we have installed on our shopping trolley has made it impractical for manual propulsion we can solve this problem by mounting a 5.4 liter 12-cylinder twin-turbocharged petrol engine producing 1100 brake horsepower at 7800 rpm and 5-speed
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manual transmission thanks to the lightweight construction of shopping trolleys we can achieve an optimal power to weight ratio which gives our shopping trolley extremely high acceleration and top speed properties this enables us to make flanking maneuvers around the enemy and also do some sick outside overtakes on turns we will now test our modifications by placing our improved shopping trolley in the same situation again
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