The Office (US) Finale Table Read HD

The Office (US) Finale Table Read HD

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all right guys I think everybody's here so we'll get started I want to make some last remarks is what this says tell you just a little personal remarks on my part ten years ago my agent gave me a tape to watch VHS tape of the British office I showed it to my wife I said do you think I should adapt this for the US she said absolutely not but lucky for me I didn't listen I've done
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not much else for ten years the show has been my passion and my family literally in many cases and it's been a privilege to be a part of it sad to see it end the best part of it all was that it brought me together with the most passionate talented funny dedicated wonderful group of people people in this room from bannin Howard and Terry at the beginning and Allison and Phyllis and Ken and the
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pilot and the cast assembling and the writers assembling and the crew assembling and everything just assembled into this fantastic community of like-minded artists who loved combining comedy and poignancy and realism into what became the show and you guys are the best thank you all I'll say I love you all without falling apart so let's start our last table reading right now the script is called finale because we ran out of
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creativity when we got the last word it was written by me with the enormous contributions of your writing staff this season and I'm going to read them Paul Lieberstein grant Forrester Dan sterling Allison Silverman Halstead Sullivan Gabe Miller Jonathan green dan grainy Graham Wagner Gary Kemper Nikki Schwartz right Charley
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Granby Steve Healy robber pad Nick Owen Ellickson Dustin Spitzer that's it Abe Lee assisted by Jay Fogg chair at Ashton Chris Wood and Jeff Remsburg this show like this season will be produced to the highest level of quality by Steve Burgess and will be put together by the
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geniuses in posts Dave Rodgers player Scanlon I want to name all of our outstanding crew but for now let's get one big round of applause and thanks is one championship team I'm happy to welcome our NBC guests Bob Greenblatt Jen Psaki and everybody from and finally I'm very happy and proud to have Ken wapis back to director for now ken was the country vet who birthed this
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puppy and now he's going to put it down really looking forward to spending the next eight or nine days on the set with you all no one I'd rather have there then Ken okay brace yourselves it's going to get very sentimental in here first turn to the second page please notice the picture this was taken by Alison Jones at the pilot table reading almost ten years ago all right I'm going to read the cast list for the last time Dwight Schrute is played by Rainn Wilson Jim Halpert is played by John Krasinski
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Pam Beesly Halpert is played by jenna fischer Andy Bernard is played by Ed Helms San Lee Hudson is played by Leslie David Baker Phyllis lapin Vance is played by Phyllis Smith Angela Martin soon to be Angela Martin Schrute is played by
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Angela Kinsey Kevin Malone is played by Brian Baumgartner Oscar Martinez is played by Oscar Nunez Meredith Palmer is
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played by Kate Flannery toby flenderson is played by Paul Lieberstein creed bratton is played by creed bratton Hanan is played by ellie kemper Nellie Bertram is played by Catherine Tate Clarke Green is played by Clark Duke [Applause]
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[Applause] okay now cold open interior Dwight's office Dwight works all business he glances out to the bullpen and sees a black cat run by his door Dwight registers this as odd but lets it go the beat later the same cat crosses
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the exact same way Dwight leans back he seems shaken Jim and Pam talking head what's the cat about fair question this past year Dwight's been running things well business is booming running an efficient sales meeting all is good then a little voice inside of me said Jim what about the pranks the meeting Jim loses trail of thoughts and lets his mind wander I said to the little voice thank you when I'm a little old for that and then the boy said come on man so I said to the voice you see Dwight snaps his fingers in front of Jim and Jim smiles maybe one last big one
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damn not that's when he knew somehow he had to get Dwight into the matrix alright once again works at his desk you notice this computer goes blank and then a DA style interface appears the screen says hello Dwight Dwight looks around what is this the screen says have you ever felt that something was not right with the world Dwight looks over to Jim but he's just working who is this the screen responds and white reads have you felt that things are not as they seem have you noticed patterns in the world that you can't explain why types again I
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said who is this screen says not yet we will make ourselves known the screen returns to normal Dwight looks around a bit concerned but fairly sure someone's pulling a prank on him Jim and Pam talking head in the original Matrix movie scene the cat same cat twice was a glitch in the system it was part of the proof that the matrix was real training the cat was both easier and less fun than I thought it would be the warehouse Pam opens a bag of cat treats and a cat runs to her mostly involves just putting down a trail of treats the cat barely cared that it had to run through the ceiling we see Erin puts a package on
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Dwight's desk thanks she walks out the package starts ringing Dwight opens it to find a cellphone which he answers hello what there's no one wait then sees two men and matrix-style suits appear at reception they're pretty good look-alikes for the matrix are me Dwight gasps and ducks under his desk like corals on his hands and knees out of his office we go down to the warehouse Dwight slips cautiously into an aisle between the paper stacks he sees two armchairs lit from above by the empty chair is a small table with a glass of water in the far chair sits Hank in a
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long leather coat and mirror sunglasses Dwight sits down is named out loud by watch over you waiting for the time to approach that time has come and you may know my real name door feeis door feeis I'm Morpheus brother but the matrix isn't real it's just a trilogy of flawless life-changing movies and an online game the first
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Matrix movie was a program that my team wrote to prepare people for the truth but then machines countered with their own program which made it seem as if a piece had been reached but there is no peace there is not that is terrible news Dwight I need your help I would like you to join our underground army and help us wage war for the freedom of all we cut the Dwight surveillance closet that when he set up a long time ago Jim and Pam
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watch on and monitor impressed right I told you he'd nail it pulls out a silver tray with the blue pill in a red pill if you take the blue pill you stay in the matrix and you remember none of this life will go on as it is for you if you take the red pill I open your eyes and show you just how deep the rabbit-hole goes white considers it seriously I'll take the blue in the program the Reds
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the cool the white takes the blue pill from the tray then he takes the glass of water next to him maybe I didn't explain this welcome hey hey look door feeis you have to believe me I really respect the work that you and your brother are doing and I would like to help but the timing is terrible I'm manager now I own this building I run a very substantial farm plus I'm about to marry the woman I love maybe that love is just a series of zeros and ones but I don't want to give it up Jim and Pam watch surprised look
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no one hates machines more than me it's just I'm happy I'm I'm truly happy Pam looks at Jim are you kidding me I hired 30 the monitor Dwight's about to put the pill in his mouth and drink the water we're outside we see Dwight's new
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2013 orange Dodge Challenger with black racing stripes shoot down the road in the past year I consolidated my hold on the Scranton paper market we regained the white pages School District Lackawanna County we supply at all I never felt more alive I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon in the morning we're having a mini reunion there's a where are they now panel for all of us in the documentary kind of piggybacking on my wedding a bit but whatever and through the window the camera zooms in on one of the many lawn signs they are passing that says Oscar
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Martinez for state Senate it'd be nice to see everybody I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go we go to a flashback we're in the conference room Dwight stands at the front of the room with three cakes in front of him and he holds up a tube of cake icing today marks several important milestones Stanley of course is retiring hope and reacts with affectionate cheers in August Dwight right Stanley on one of the cakes thank you for the back that you made it impossible for his No and our next and most thickly frosted cake is for Kevin he writes Kevin's name
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on the cake yes wait read your icing get oat close try again get out what does that mean it's a colloquial way of saying you're fired Kevin which you are ba bus reacts with shock right you can't do this the cake has spoken Pam if you or anyone else could make a case based on the merit of Kevin's work I'll hear it Hamlet's caught no one seems to have an
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answer Toby won't allow it whenever anyone in this office has been fired Toby's blocked it Toby wait before you answer Toby here's your cake he pushes a cake - Toby Toby looks shocked oh I got chocolate we cut out the present day to the parking lot Jim shows up to work on a bike I haven't changed in a year I set my quads are huge I've been biking like crazy to fill the void from Pam leaving me just kidding we're doing great Pam just finished her mural for the Irish Cultural Center last week we see Pam unveiling a mural at the Irish
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Cultural Center Jim's there with Phillip in a backpack carrier and CC and they're all clapping and Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices since their economy is doing so well we see Jim Park his bike at a new rack and he joins the office staff we're doing japanese-style workouts out in the lot there's a number of new faces Clark eyes Jim Park talking up after the dockyard a lot of great school boys copy Jim's pranks on their sisters and Jim had to speak at some local schools which was hilariously lame the high point of our celebrity was Phyllis and Bob on The Today Show the low point was definitely what happened
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to Andy but it's all blown over now I mean there's over 400 documentary in reality shows a year I can't even remember which Housewives of where I hate for what anymore go back to see the office workers continue to do Tai Chi is directed by Dwight Pam's position next to Angela are you ready for the wedding yes my heart is so open I'm so at peace look at Meredith you see Meredith her hair is brown with highlights and it's held back in a neat low ponytail she wears matching yoga pants and a hoodie and she's barefoot Meredith talking-head
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I was at a dogfight over the summer we shouldn't be eating these kinds of things animals so I went vegan one thing led to another now I'm in these pants I think she looks good and now that she's sober we don't see her boobs as much but those feet I would rather see breasts and feet they're cleaner and they don't have toes and our final pose is there's a snake on my leg everyone attempts this
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pose thank you everyone and good morning the office workers dispersed Angela runs up to Dwight gives him a big kiss monkey what was that for that was to remind you that our wedding will be wonderful I know it just feels a little empty without any of the old gang D it will be perfect the only people that have to be there are you and me and the old man who feeds us the cheese you began fermenting on the day of my birth you keep forgetting about him I don't know why we go to campaign corner people finally and walk upstairs away for the elevator the camera finds a wanted poster on the wall
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if anyone sees or has any information regarding creed bratton is contacted police the elevator comes and Nate shoves everybody on with a stick like a Japanese go to the bullpen upstairs there are changes there are three new people at accounting a pretty girl in her 20s Dakota and a couple of ordinary looking people Dakota goes up to Daryl's office which is now where oscar works Oscar's on the phone look four years of senator has told us he's going to put a left turn lane by the Arby's so where the name of 4c sauce
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is oh that's why Kevin got fired it's the magic number he used it to balance his accounts he called it Kalev n' he told white a mistake plus co loving gets you home by 7:00 he was home by 4:45 that day I've been talking yeah he's in a sports bar numbers don't always add up why they had about three of us working there full-time to add numbers up I'll
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never know that's why I invented kalevi sometimes it didn't even add up with kalevi that's when you use God yesterday I told somebody they owed me 490 cop and they just looked at me I felt sad across from a Malcolm a young thin black guy with a mustache she offers him Ebonics he really takes some and eats it he gained a couple of pounds since I got
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here yep could be a little weird just now we go to baggage claim at the wilkes-barre airport Darryl comes out pulling a little bag there's a driver there with a sign that says Darryl Philbin Darryl looks to Cameron smiles then Darrell sees Andy at another carousel he makes a face to camera and runs out without speaking to him Darryl talking head from the town car my heart goes out to him what you think Andy wants some kind of Rolex and town
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car telling him he's sorry about what happened goes up as much actually bought it for this weekend no clocks on the farm y'all [Music] what I'm kidding what else would be in one of these maybe Toby I think so we go to Andy's talking head I'm fine thanks for asking nice to see you guys again he gets his bag and looks for a cab there's a cut to a couple seconds later it's okay I can talk about it the next acapella singing show aired my audition
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and apparently when I sat down on the floor and started crying that struck a chord for quite a large number of people not a very compassionate chord either the clip went viral as they say we see this YouTube clip of Andy stay on the floor and saying I'm so going to cry and crying two million views in the first week then we go back to Jim and Pamela Clark's desk club Clark glances up from his desk and over at Dakota's crunching numbers the kitchen door opens Devin comes in with a cup of tea and sits a creed's desk Dwight talking-head yeah I always like Devin and I hired him back after create
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faked his own death and the baler the day after the doc aired you see a spy shot creed's in the warehouse wearing only his boxers he puts a big roast into his shirt his other clothes the baler and turns it on then runs out stopping only to change the number on the dais without an accident sign to zero then the police showed up turns out Creed was in the grass roots in the 1960s you see the cover let's leave for today the camera zooms in on Creed's face during that time the police claiming he sold drugs and blew up some stuff and trafficked in Endangered
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Species meats and stole weapons-grade LSD from the military and we cut to the conference-room Jim sing at a table with Oscar Clark Pete and Zeke the limo will be here at 5:00 make sure you're ready because I want to pack in a lot yes whorehouse tonight it's about Dwight Jim talking again Dwight may be his best ditch Mitch which is Schrute for best man he's putting himself entirely in my hands tonight for 12 years I've tricked and surprise him for pranks but tonight only good
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surprises guten prank feels right feels right using my powers like that well you're the bestisch mensch I just want you all to know I am really horny the chair away from Zeke I hope tonight something happens to me such as what happens to the fellas in the forum and if we get steaks I ask that they are grass-fed also lo Cuban cigars we don't support that right six minutes Jim
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forgot to mention in Hollywood's betrayal of bachelor parties there's often an accidental murder that won't be necessary tonight thanks you know we have three hours to film now you're sure Mose isn't coming yeah the wedding thrown for a loop he's been acting pretty weird about it huh acting weird that's not like most we cut to a local coffee shop Pam Meredith Phyllis and Angela's sister Rachel planned Angela's bachelorette party okay so we have the magazine and then we're going to build the Martin family tree please let me bring alcohol it's a bachelorette party
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back me up Meredith why how about a clean evening of healing ma'am what's the camera kept talking he'll Rachel myself Meredith and Phyllis all Co maids of honor it's made planning this bachelorette party at bureaucratic nightmare but maybe that's the greatest gift we can give Angela showing her that we can't organize a party without her back to the scene and where are we on the stripper we have to have one right not nude male figures well my yoga
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teacher says I should stay away from disinhibited situations but he strips on the weekend so maybe we can get in that woman comes up to Pam Pam hi names trying to place her up what do I know we're from hi how are you thank you so much about you guys yes so good to see you I'm sorry I forgot your name oh you don't know me I just love PBS that's a hug can we go back to baggage claim at the airport another flight comes in Nellie's at
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baggage claim picking up her bags Nellie talking him I live in Poland now the Scranton of the EU thanks for flying me in for the weekend I'm looking forward to some American toothpaste she picks up her bag looks around and spots Toby running up she jumps how long have
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you been stalking me my fight just got into New York how's the void check I thought I undid you anyone can subscribe to it fish feed after Dwight fired me I moved to New York to be a writer I don't think I don't I don't know how Carrie Bradshaw did it don't think I'm gonna be the next Carrie maybe I'll be the next Lena Dunham Toby winks we go back to the bullpen Dakota sneaks up behind Clark at the copier you know Dwight doesn't like us
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to mingle or codes if I told you it's 1 1 - 7 9 I can get in trouble fine don't help me then and he walks into the office and drops his duffle bag by the reception hey-oh they all exchanged glances Andy you're back an emotional Phyllis gets up walks over to Andy and gives him a big hug that's nice bear hug for my favorite mama grizzly hey buddy the
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airport running into a limo have some Devin individual boy pokes his head out of his office and sees Andy and Daryl stop short surprise what I thought you guys couldn't come yeah but then they move the panel to the same weekend and the doc who paid to fly us in it was kismet Jim talking at kismet ha Pam and I made up excuses to nix every other weekend this year remember my two lap-band surgeries Khun tin pronto the number one this is great looks like we're back together again the
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we never really came up with a name for the three of us did we no we did not I came up with a bunch but you guys shot em all down I wasn't finished with my hug wrapped yourself around Andy again you ready for tonight I'm going to up to town you'll have to ask Jim but Jim will say nothing a mattress from the kitchen Andy Darryl I don't we're fine how are you Austin that must be exciting how's the murderer I'm reading about athlete all the time I love it it's a sleep now
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the city is awesome Jim gets a call on his cell phone guys limos here gotta go have fun tonight you too not too much fun Dwight Jim Andy Darrell Clarke Oscar Toby Pete leave the office where on the parking lot they approached limo Darryl stops and takes a long circle around there checking it out for Andy's benefit whoa I start getting the limo Oscar talking head he wanted me to go to the bachelorette party such a cliche I'm a man so I said no way I'm gonna go to the bachelor party with the boys I just have to remember how I acted before I
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came out back to the scene they're riding the limo what and Aquin back to when the limo we pan around to see all the guys are puffing on cigars we end up with Clark puking out the window we go to a field at sunset the limo pulls up Dwight looks out the window what are we doing here this isn't on the itinerary Jim opens the door and pushes Dwight out he sprawls on the ground a man in camouflage gear holding a bazooka steps out in front of him Jim am I gonna be whacked no you're doing the whacking buddy have a blast Jim talking head guten prank number two
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go back to seeing Dwight fires a bazooka and blows up a rusty piece of farm equipment he dances around in total delight Jim smiles whoa come to the Schrute farmhouse at the bachelorette party Phyllis enters carrying boxes of wine and a blender let's get this party surround Rachel talking head is my big sister a Rachel know you even have our own special language Oh fine welcome
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alpha glass alpha well fine now feature ooh we go outside a steakhouse that little pulls up inside Jim leads the guys into private room private room a frat boy points at Andy steps where them hey leave them alone don't they just get you on their camera then that goes viral too just when the original video started to fade the parodies came out one one from the Philippine Philippines had 12 million views we see poorly shot video
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of anonymous Filipino teens re-enacting andis milk they all link to the clip of me though farmhouse Angela Phyllis Pam Nelly Erin and Rachel sit on ancient-looking chairs around a fireplace there's a fire Kevin Toby Stanley Frank Mary or kill huh you have to say which one you would boring which one you would married which one you would kill the ladies think I'd kill Kevin Oh Toby I'd kill Toby Ellie
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catches the camera nod slightly good choice Kevin which one would you blank and which one would you marry there's a long silence this game is too hard what else do we Angela what is your lovers favorite color orange how is this a game Phyllis holds up her smartphone and plays the pre-recorded video Dwight comes on screen what's your favorite color Oh game next one Angela if your lover
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could turn you into a vampire a wolf or another mythical creature what would he pick hmm why claimed he did turn into a wolf very briefly when he was 12 presses play no dragon nope Manticore my final answer is Manticore god I'm already regretting it wrong your drink is your punishment but also your reward humans and alcohol very complicated relation ladies take a
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sip Meredith eyes the drink on the table in front of her Meredith do you just get your tea or something okay don't twist my arm I'll drink it Meredith takes a hefty swig of the cocktail hmm I'm getting cold feet well I'm not surprised didn't I call it come on it's only natural the night before a wedding - Dwight no my feet are getting cold like literally I'm a small person Angela
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glares at everyone this week we cut back to the steak house in the private room Dwight Jim Hospital Clark Zeke and Ian Pete sit around a nice Steakhouse table Daryl extends his arm theatrically to look at his new watch me a stripper in a trashy waitress outfit looks like the st. Pauli girl comes in with a boom box oh yeah here we go thank goodness we're famished strippers the place presses a button on the boombox oops I did it again starts
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playing did somebody were to the chef special no we haven't ordered anything no one's even taking our drinks what is the chef's special I bet you boys have a big appetite yeah you're right let's start off with an onion with the team about your heartiest soups she starts dancing wait what are you doing why are you not writing down our order can you even hear me over that music yes an onion that's not all we
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want what was that chef special you started telling us about and it sounds good what is it she puts her finger on his lips what are you doing okay are you giving me a taste of the chef's special what is in it Oh tastes like cigarettes Clark slaps his head and looks to camera okay we've got back to the farmhouse Meredith is pouring herself another drink she's pretty tipsy thanks your drink weather starts to leave that grabs a bottle Phyllis eats fudge out of a pan with
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their hands smiles devilishly finishes her drink and starts popping her bootie Angela's daintily sipping champagne she can't help but laugh at Aaron the doorbell rings and Aaron answers it to find a 20 year old dress like a repairman heard you guys needed some pipes cleaned or fixed or whatever there's that dress from the bathroom and notices the redhead just do your work pretend mom's not here
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[Laughter] it seems appropriate give him a good show a little preneur Jake plays pour some sugar on it starts to take off his shirt Phyllis points to Angela excitedly Jake dances over to her Jake gyrates renob Angela Angela shocked and puts our head in her hands Meredith dances with Jake in a very supportive encouraging way and
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a window in the background we see a dark figure watching them the camera crashes in and we make out Mo's for a second before he ducks away it's ominous and then we go back to the private room of the steak house the waitress is wearing a bikini and sitting on white slap you damn right the services last time telling me just tip her social need we pan over to reveal Jim is very pleased and recording it all on his phone cut back to the farmhouse the fires going down the ladies are sprawled on couches they hear his weird sound
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from outside what was that it's just the wind this is quite a lot like scream all scream - out here go lock the door go sighs and watch the door she opens it it's the wind see close Angeles campers over to the door to lock it just to see gets through the door Mose grabs her and carries her off Phyllis looks the camera freaked out we cut to the limo at night oh I never thought I'd say this but I think I ate too much bone marrow Jim gets a phone
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call hey it's the girls hey Pam what we see others angels been kidnapped No now let's left the door open a freak grabbed an two ends where Dwight grabs the phone did you see him was he wearing gray homemade clothes did he have a bad haircut good old Mose they stare at him he's getting in the swing and the festivities he pulled off a brought in foot a ceremonial bride kidnapping he's hidden her in a local
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pub when I find the place I have to buy people drinks to get her back all right Moses on board this wedding is shaping up you're positive Moses doing this for fun definitely almost definitely Dwight rubs his hands together now I just have to figure out where they are you say the tradition is to make the groom searched all over for and it ends up in a pub how about the last pub in town you would ever set foot in great but which is that Jim taps on the glass driver take us to 300 Adams Avenue we go outside this bar the limos parked in the parking lot guys
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pushed their way in Dwight are you a regular here or something I've never been here in my life then what is this about Andy points to a picture of Dwight's face on a dartboard Jim where are we hey is that most quite looks over and sees Moe's at the bar with a crew of their friends yeah I am here for my bride Oh is a drink good time looks around improving of the old custom alright drinks on me turns to the bar
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bartender I it's Kevin well well well that was six wells did it get that number right white I heard you bought a bar yes this one now get out Kevin talking ahead after the doc aired everyone wanted to buy me a drink it became kind of a thing you see b-roll of various people drinking with Kevin they're all wearing t-shirts with a picture of Kevin's face and says bye Kevin a drink I don't actually drink that much so I ended up with a sixteen thousand dollar credit so it was cheaper
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to make me a partner and I doubled their business me and Megamind Kevin points to a fish tank with a fish that has a huge brain like forehead we go back to Cena mode how could you pick this place most points to Jim you you brought me here as a prank my own bestest Minch no prank I think it's time you to bury the hatchet well that's a waste of a good hatchet just talk Jim talking head we see Dwight and Kevin talking behind him I know Dwight mrs. Kevin I saw him making his portrait out of a wooly Willy
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you see Dwight that makes a really really deported of Kevin tomorrow's his wedding day you can't be anything but happy on your wedding day back to see I took it personally I felt like I had sad music playing inside my entire body like I had sad music for blood Kevin I promise it was nothing personal it was just that you were terrible at your job you're just saying that to make me feel better no really you're terrible at math organization time management personal
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hygiene and your internet searches were so dirty we had to throw your computer that's really all there was yes smile breaks out on Kevin's face you hugs when you go to a gym and Moe's talking head they're both grinning guten prank yes most guten prank number three Kevin's Bar Kevin feels much the beer passes them out everyone clinks their glasses oK you've had your drink where's my bride you go outside mostly it's Dwight to a car in the parking lot and unlocks the trunk Angela very stiffly puts her
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head out blinking in the light the next morning we're at the Scranton Cultural Center we see different shots of Scranton in the morning car drives by the brick Cultural Center a sign in a glass case reads whatever happened to Andy Bernard still curious about the office in American workplace meet the real local subjects of last year's documentary to go to the cultural center stage Dwight is getting a mic attached to his shirt it's Angela coming no I'm not supposed to see her in the day of the wedding and her legs are still asleep from being in the trunk hey guys everybody looks up to see Stan Lee coming down the aisle in his Florida
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Stanley outfit Stanley hugs Erin Phyllis watches kind of shy leave Stanley talking head yes I live in Florida now little town called Florida City just on the edge of the Everglades the man who served my divorce papers came by fan boat which was kind of fun I sit on my porch all day carving statues of birds herons egrets spoonbills carving Birds is better than doing crosswords because it takes longer and you can do it in the rain and boy does
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it rain back to see the wedding of course never thought the day would come when an American woman would agree to be your wife hope you have better luck with it than I did Pam's looking anxious she rubs her hands on her thighs Jim leaves over leans over to talk to her how you feeling about this you want to bail looks impressed no more drama right no more drama hey nobody cares about us anymore anyway he gestured to the room which is pretty empty we see our guys looking a little disappointed all noticing the empty
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house I guess this was worth being filming non-stop for nine years sorry guys this is probably on me I was hated pretty hard after the auto-tune went viral Kevin talking head he has a Smart TV in his bar he points to the screen where he plays a YouTube video someone is auto-tuned andy's lying about I'm going so going to cry and turned it into a song actually dance to it it's in my cute box none of the money goes back to seeing Andy heads down the aisle up to the front of the house I'll find the manager maybe we should
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all just go home we follow him out the front door of the theatre where he finds a line of hundreds of people waiting for the doors to open someone notices them any cringes but the crowd yells with affectionate enthusiasm the crowd starts to chant which spreads he breaks into a smile very moved he waves to everybody we closed sign and he's happy we cut later in the middle of the panel the rooms full people are asking questions I don't feel to see your life edited down for TV super weird but if you think about it everything's weird
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every morning I have orange juice that's just Bush double wrenches how weird it was a funny feeling I'd watch the thing there I am I've left a little scratch on the wall that says Nelly was here whatever else happens I'll have that it was nice and then it would be over and that buffoon Charlie Rose would come on and I'd be angry well over again no one recognizes me but now all my friends call me plop thanks PBS the camera fight
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screed in the audience he's wearing a beard I think we all want to know if you're still single very handsome guy in smiles yes I am when I points out an unattractive guy next to him really likes Skrillex the camera well I have a pretty good wingman dr. J we're going to the NBA Finals next month and that's a
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blast but keeping my options open yes chuckles Pam looks at Jim who's listening and smiling along I want to know how everyone felt they were betrayed was it accurate about it the first seven years I was getting my PhD in school psychology and they didn't show it yes I was getting hammered - hey it was College hi Jenny tan I run a website to go to church your relationship means so much to people everybody watching could tell how much you loved each other how you were soul mates Pam how could you doubt that
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way well it's not fair to say Pam doubted anything I didn't handle that whole move very gracefully I made a ton of mistakes not from communicating to be not from not communicating to being selfish it puts her hand on his arm listen I was scared I loved what I had and I didn't want to risk it and maybe I I did doubt him a little and I was wrong too he proved that time and again when the doc aired people in the street told me I had a fairytale romance well last year there
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were times when it didn't feel like a fairy tale anymore and then it got stronger and it got deeper and it was better than a fairy tale it was like a long book that you know you're not going to put down until you die and you're fine with that because you never want to leave it like Harry Potter okay that only happened because there were times when I didn't really like him even though I still loved him but I knew he wouldn't give up on me and he knew I wouldn't give up on him and we kept working away at it like two little
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beavers building a dam I'm not describing this well I don't know I feel like we learned something important but maybe it's only important to us or everyone has to learn it for themselves I'm feeling very shy all of a sudden I'm really I'm a very private person the audience laughs no really I'm in love with Jim not being on camera she gets applause she looks at Jim like this is so weird he nods at her all I can say is if I had Jim I'd appreciate him what was
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in the teapot letter oh if you don't mind I'm not gonna answer that don't you think if you were being filmed for nine years you would want to protect something like that just for yourself I hear ya what did it say woman the moderator stands up from the front row and speaks into a mic let's move on next question Stanley are you still eating pretzels our caste smiles should I wake him I haven't seen him since he left a little
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while ago he sent me a world's best boss mug said he was using a world's best dad mug now kids that's right he has more than one already don't worry about Michael Scott he found what he was looking for when he's happy as soon as that happened he lost all desire to appear on camera how did being in the documentary change you was it weird I have never cared what others thought of me it's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made kind of alarming kind of disgusting I
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learned a lot didn't want to know any of it I mean I spent my fortune to acquire this 20 strangers are very nice to you homeless guy came up to me and 60s comes to the mic your search for your birth mother thank you what I mean to ask is don't you hate her
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I mean I would imagine that you'd be so angry at sometimes but I doubted be hate hate but more like mommy hate you then she says go to your room young lady and I stamp my foot and go upstairs and I have a room and that's pretty cool and later if we just have dinner together but I don't know déméter Aaron yeah look at each other for a beat we pan to others to start to realize what's happening yes Pete gives Aaron a nudge
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others look at Aaron expectantly then Aaron looks at the woman again who's on the verge of tears Aaron gets it she mouths mom the woman nods Aaron starts to walk towards the woman the woman walks towards her than Aaron starts to run and they embrace thank you to our wonderful panelists panel ends there's applause they all start taking off their mics and start to get down if you want a calendar for next month setting events at the screen Center swarms up to the panel Jim and Pam get up and see a hungry crowd of fans waiting for them in the front of the stage the nosy questioner is out and
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from family anxiously to Jim who protectively takes her arm hey guys come on some things we got to keep private the night of questioners gross Dwight notices from down the stage what's going on in whispers to Kevin hey Pam needs a hand Kevin and Dwight Daryl and the rest of the cast who figure out what's going on come together and block for Jim and Pam who walked quickly to the wings where there's a side door camera tries to push past the cast but they're being blocked too finally the camera pushes past and out the door looking down a street they say Jim and Pam far away I'm running away from the camera down the end of a long street holding hands Jim
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and Pam turned the corner and are gone back at four it's outside of Schrute farms and set up for a wedding reception caterers are putting the finishing touches on tables as the guests arrive Kevin walks up the driveway holding a cat with a bow around its neck where's the basket for gifts he has a cat for Angela two behind him create in his beard puts a cat in the bag the cats keep escaping from the basket a caterer has to keep scooping them up and putting them back in the basket
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Dakotah introduces herself to Creed my wife's name is Catherine I can show you my social security card a video inside the farmhouse Dwight's looking Philip over who's dressed in a little white plantation suit Oscar looks on proudly nice job Oscar he looks great thanks and good job with the baby-proofing Oscar talking head it was hard to get Dwight to Bay beautiful CCB role Dwight's putting little corks on the ends of the pitchforks throwing stars barbed wire fences samurais swords all around his farm we see him cautiously creeping
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towards something with two big courts and revealed it is a bull back to scene I'd like you to be Philips gay father you mean Godfather that's what I said Cameron I would be honored I'm envious you get to buy him his first horse Meredith shows up with a cat she looks gorgeous and classy she leans into the cameras Congrats angela and white she puts the cat in the gift basket we go to another room in the farmhouse angela surrounded by her bridesmaids she's having trouble walking maybe the heels are too high the heels
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aren't too high is that I spent three hours in a car trunk thanks for not locking the door when I asked you Phyllis it looks guilty Angela softens I'm sorry Phyllis it's not a big deal as long as I get to the altar we go to where Andy is tying Dwight's bowtie Jim is behind him ready I was born ready he starts doing his rock and roll psych up we cut out to the wedding ceremony Eric area Kelly and Robbie get their programs for the ceremony and make their way to their seats oh my god thank God I wore a wedge
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the ground here is like death two heels can you imagine if I wore my Jimmy Choos that would have cost you like six hundred bucks right babe I'm always looking out for you inside a tiny sign kisses are on the cheek kelly talking head yeah things are great Robbie and I are so in love I've got like 30 pairs of Citizens for Humanity 40 new dragon bones and literally so many sevens I've lost count marrying in LA has really upped my gene game back to see Kelly and Robbie are reading their programs when Ryan sits down next to them with a baby in a Bjorn Kelly you're here Ryan
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oh my god whose baby is that are you like on Manny Nestle's the baby's head Kelly's face lights up Ryan talking yet I realize anyone who's anyone in a coffee shop in Brooklyn has a baby right drink back to seeing Kelly's fawning over the baby oh my god Drake what a great name I am obsessed
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with Drake his last album touched me so deeply he's not named after an R&B star from 2012 break like a mix of Blake so cute Robbie look at him you're a pediatrician isn't he so cute a lot of Robbie's patients are super all goes yeah and why and share a meaningful look we go outside Schrute farms Dwight stands in a shallow grave with an empty one next to him beside Jim and
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Andy and the ushers under a bower of flowers the guests are in suits look great seated on hay bales with white cloths covering the tops Zeke finishes leading to five-foot blonde people in their 60s to their seats here comes the bride starts playing Phyllis walks down the aisle with Angela riding on her back smiling and nodding to all the guests when she gets to the front edge 'la daintily steps off and into the grave next to Dwight she waves excitedly to the five-foot older folks they're her parents and she takes Dwight's hand Oscar and Phillip walk up the the procession Phillip holding the ring on a pillow
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Erin sits happily with her parents Martin and Fran they are gathered here to witness the marriage of the right coach would an angel on the whole mountain as its traditions or suture the double stand in their own graves to remind us that this is the only escape from what they all do in the crowd Nelly leans over to Aaron's mom I get what they're going for but why the grave so shallow Aaron's mom edges away from her the minister notices that Dwight and Angela have big smiles marriage is a
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serious affair it brings great honor to our community if Dwight Antoine can get salsa ceremony without smiling Dwight and Angela now they each try to compose their face but they can't help smiling finally they stand there with little grins peeking through weirdly contorted faces that is the best you can do a little later we hear Kevin he's doing the reading a wind blows his hair all over arise my love my fair one and come away for lo the winter is past the rain is over and gone the flowers appear
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on the earth the time of singing has come and the voice of the Turtledove is heard the big tree puts forth its figs and the vines are in blossom they give forth fragrance o my dove in the bless of the law in the covert of the cliffs let me see your face let me hear your voice or your voice is sweet and your face is comely underneath this we see
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Jim smiling at Pam Andy looking happy Dwight smiling at Angela Val looking over at Darryl Phyllis and Bob Vance holding hands Moe's smiling at a female scarecrow in a field Erin and Pete looking good Brian making a seductive face to Kelly and Tobi sitting glumly with empty chairs on her finger Dwight takes the ring off a little pillow the Phillips holding Phillip is being held by Oscar Dwight puts the ring
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on Angela's finger Nate bends to a wicker cage that has a dozen cats clawing at it he shoes the cat's away and opens the door dubs shoot out the top and a hurry to get the hell out of there thanks everyone please take your hay bales with you to the reception he points to a distant tent set up with tables the guests start dragging and rolling the heavy bales across the field later at the reception Dwight and Angela are dancing their first slow dance to the Bruce Springsteen song dancing the dark white talking handle I just started
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listening to Bruce Springsteen he's really good we revealed that Dwight is holding Angela up closer to his face her feet dangle Jim and Pam join in dancing Pam looks at him I appreciate you I know we go to where Kelly and Ravi are having cocktails Ryan comes over with Drake looking concerned hey Kelly hey Robbie sorry I know you're not on work hours but drinks got a rash and I think it feels kind of hot I thought maybe Robbie takes the baby away from Ryan actually did you bring him inside I need
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a drink I'm feeling a little dehydrated rowdy just do it this baby is burning up isn't this like what you live for it's a baby emergency he goes into the house with the baby oh god Ryan didn't look so good he's fine I let him suck on a strawberry he's allergic but he gets it over you gave your baby an allergic reaction for me miss Kelly a yearning look Kelly throws her arm around him and they attack each other's faces a couple of people nearby see them and move away now we angle on Jen salata and Clark are you a part of our family
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no you look very sure dish yeah well I'm not are you sure notices Dakota laughing at him what I thought you were an appetizer Meyer explains so much I'm not you two it's the glasses right oh yeah Clark is charmed by being teased you go out to the dance floor choke me dances with Pam to Thunder Road and weeps Pam suffers through it smiles Aaron bits is with her dad they're dancing a little goofier than the people around them where did you learn to dance like this I
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don't know I just always did it they both do some unique move at the same time notice the others doing it laugh at each other are you kidding me you do the electric Erin Phyllis sitting at her table with Bob watching all the couples dance mr. Vance Mia Lois turns to see Stanley and her face lights up Stanley reaches out his hand he takes it she takes it and they get up and head to the dance floor they dance for a beat and then Phyllis puts her head on his shoulder I missed you I missed you too he was talking head what do people think
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that Stanley Hudson is a mean old grump she holds up a small carved wooden figurine of herself it's normal except he has given her bird feet so it can be attached to a branch he smiles touched we go to Jim's table Dwight and Angela sit with Jim and Pam talking and laughing we pull back to see Creed's watching them I feel like my kids all grew up and then they married each other act 5 we are at the wedding tent Phyllis is standing giving a toast you just got a drink with there everyone else sits at their tables I knew about Dwight and Angela before
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anybody else because I walked in there was a nice moment Rachel gives a wedding toast Angela and Dwight they look unexpectantly laughing you see Kevin's mouth wide open [Laughter] Angela's now weeping a very alienated
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crowd now Andy clinks his glass and stands up Rachel leans over to Angela she gets out her phone to start recording Oh everyone I'm Andy Bernard and I want to make a toast I'm pretty sure no matter what comes out of my mouth this won't be the most embarrassing moment of my life Katz chuckles I'm so happy for you Angela and Dwight and I want to say something I know some of you have been reluctant to approach me because I am a national punch line but don't pity me I gave another speech quite recently at Cornell University the senior class
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invited me as a joke but I went anyway you see a flashback Andy's giving a speech to the Cornell graduating class of 2013 as you all know I am a pathetic figure go ahead and laugh it is safe for you to mock me I was once sitting where you are now I had no idea what the future would bring the internet barely existed then as an exciting new tool invented by universities to share important research but had I been able to see the future I would change a thing I followed my dreams they
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didn't always take me to good places but they took me here to maybe my favorite place in all the world and looking out at all of you I feel the same excitement and anxiety that you must all feel now what's next for me I spent 12 years paddling a canoe in circles before I jumped overboard and went over the Falls but guess what I floated and now I know I can swim and you will too so don't worry about the future you are leaving Cornell today so
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everybody say it with me I am so gonna cry right now all the students rise to their feet and cheer for Andy back to sing if I hadn't become a joke I wouldn't have been invited to speak and I wouldn't have gotten a standing ovation been offered my dream job in the Cornell admissions office or met my fiancee and I wouldn't be able to invite you all to my wedding next summer in Nantucket it's all good Rachel puts down her phone we angle on Erin's table Aaron Martin and Franz sit
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at a table of Tears and back then we were at the top of our game go to school and then we got a call from the Dark Crystal [Music] but Aaron it was the biggest mistake of our lives Aaron puts a head down in her arm Martin and Fran look concerned and Aaron puts her other hand up like a puppet and asks in a silly voice Frank grabs your hand and adjusts her thumb we go out behind the barn
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Robbie still holding the baby spots Kelly and Ryan making out on a bale of hay he approaches them Robbie what are you doing oh you're bringing a baby to watch two people trying to get it on could you be any more inappropriate you better not crinkle my wigs you wear wigs sometimes I like to go well Beyonce from life is but a dream great fun how could
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you let this girl go here is your baby I wish I could take him away from you but the law will not allow ya it's the baby - Ryan drinky Oh Robbie walks away you want to hold him oh my god can i he has the baby - Kelly who sighs contentedly this is how it was always meant to be Ryan look at us we're like an advertisement right now Ryan looks at Kelly then looks at the baby I have to put myself first for once I've got too
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much of attention hey quick question do you even have a cute baby clothes and stuff you'll have to shop for him oh my god Cynthia Rowley has a cutest baby line at Target Ryan starts to run away but you're coming back right sure hey don't beat him strawberry thanks Kel love you miss you bye it runs off leaving Kelly with a baby it's sunset a bunch of office folk waved goodbye to Dwight and Angela who are standing side-by-side in front of their house like American Gothic waving back yeah sounds kind of
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lame you gonna tell me I don't know or go back 5 X 6 we're in Jim and Pam's car I just want to get something from the house before we go to the warehouse party they pull into their driveway Jim notices something out the window hey there's a sign in our yard look at the park Jim gets out we pan over to a realtor sign that says sold he turns to Pam she shrugs he bought the house without
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asking me I sold it without asking you really where are we gonna live I was thinking Texas Austin maybe he looks at her I'm ready for Philly for Austin for whatever wherever you want Jim is thrilled Pam is thrilled that he's so happy and she pulled it off she does like a touchdown dance letting out whoops as Jim shakes his head and laughs I can't believe you pulled this off you beat me at my own game what do you want to get from the house they embrace we go out to the
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parking lot of dunder-mifflin pam pulls into her space she and Jim get out they head around the side of the building and they find a big party in the warehouse in the warehouse we see people from the office mixing with various members of the crew there's a promotional backdrop with the logo for the office in American workplace on it Kevin and Meredith posed with several executives for a picture after the pictures taken they try to walk away but another group approaches them they have to pose for another picture there's tables with foods refreshments another table that's full of office of American workplace swag Phyllis and Stanley are examining Phyllis takes a mug a production person stops her these are from PBS executives
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only Stanley holds up a tote bag with a picture of Stanley holding a crossword Oscar talking at David Wallace Mangala Darryl talk with bow yes have a great place in Austin you should come visit I could totally put you up Darryl realizes what he said in Winston Romans finally sees Dakota she's talking to an unknown handsome young guy Clarke clocks at little sadly just then Dakota spots Clarke she makes a little I roll like this guy's lame Clarke smiles the PBS producer comes up to them hey Clarke you
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seem better than this place American workplace series is started a couple of Doc's this year one on an oil rig and the other and a modeling agency any interest in being a unit producer Clarke looks over at Dakota no I think I'm in the right place for now thanks though later in the warehouse people are clapping and they're looking at the same wall pan over to see there's a shoot dropping down to reveal Pam's mural it's a picture of all the people who work at Dunder Mifflin everyone's clapping for Pam and it gets louder oh well dum-dum everyone let's get a photo in front of the mural everyone from the party starts
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to crowd under it I'm I'm sorry I met everyone from the office people laugh but nobody moves we see the office people mixed in among all the other guests as photographers take pictures of the large group once the photos taken Nellie steps out and waves to her former co-workers I'm off everyone Nellie talking head I'm actually flying back to England I have a job opportunity in the paper business again I'm interviewing at a firm called Wernham Hogg wish me luck go back to seeing all across the room our caster stuck in little conversations
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with strangers they catch each other's eyes and one by one start to slip out the back upstairs the bullpen the office members have filtered up from the warehouse to get away from the party the room is half lik like casino night okay I need a drink we all need a drink Kevin opens Meredith's desk drawer there's just dandelion tea and raisins in here Kevin opens the door pulls out a bottle of whiskey the phone at reception rings Pam sees Aaron across the room and she answers it this is pam pam looks at jim who was sitting at his desk we see
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the classic Jim Pam shot no Jim Halpert doesn't work here anything Pam and Jim smile we go to the bullpen Kevin is expertly mixing a drink in a shaker he does a high pour over six plastic cups getting drink both into the cups and all over the desk and keyboard Phyllis Stanley Meredith Kevin Oscar Pam Jim Andy Darrell Erin and Toby sit Toby's taken Ellie's chair they pull their seats into a loose circle starting from their classic desk positions everyone's lounging around sipping
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drinks out of paper cups I lost my job over Florida the first time it was worth it Toad's Dwight Angela show up everybody applauds yeah pretty soon the dilettante will leave and will you back down to Jim and Pam and me and Angela poor four always gets back to that damage Jim look at each other what why did you share
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that meaningful glance White's office Dwight's at his desk Pam and Jim sit across from him I finally feel ready and athletes growing Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat we'll still come visit our folks but I think it's time for us no don't say it you're fired you're both fired oh come on do I don't let don't let sleeve on a bad now don't be an idiot let's say you can get severance sorry I can't do better than a month for every year you've been here but that's the max damn hugs Dwight thanks Dwight if you're
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ever in awesome for what the art the music exciting life nightlife thank you but if you're ever in the area my barn is yours we cut out to the kitchen Creed walks out of Ryan's old office in his underwear brushing his teeth he stops it looks at the others who all see him for the first time we've got him to the bullpen Creed has joined him he's plays his guitar and sings all the faces I saw a friend today it had been awhile
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and we forgot each other's name but it didn't matter because deep inside the feelings still remain the same we angle on Kevin and Oscar Kevin's tearing up I'm getting so
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emotional I thoughti you're not gay maybe the reason we got Andy and arrow hey man will rise the airport Simone I got a town code cancel it we're now ready to be a stinger Mustang Ford Mustang but actually be a Taurus the ball back to the group Crete is sitting around picking it a little instrumental version of Thunder Road Jim when you did office Olympics that was awesome oh thanks
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again I still have my medal from that do you even have a house no but I still have my nose it was me it's me now I started two days after it's Tara I don't know I feel like I can love working here before Stanley I was here before you you know who's been here the longest that poor plant planting he's a survivor but he needs to move on we got free this guy girl I'm just saying this plant
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could use some real Sun guys help me Jim and Dwight help him lift the plant and head out the door others excitedly get up and follow Phyllis grabs a couple bottles in her glass oh my gosh we're really doing this guy for the parking lot Dwight oldest shovel he's finished digging a hole by the entrance path you can't around the hole Andy starts pulling the plant out of its pot and putting it in the hole everyone helps to pack it with dirt don't over pack the dirt amateurs okay off this plant off this plant it's a nice moment they turn and go back
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upstairs it was just too painful I kept wanting to scream at Pam it took me so long to do a lot of important things and it's so hard to accept that I lost so much time being less happy than I could have been we start to see the first shots of the pilot of Pam and Jim at their desks working and glancing at each other Jim was just 5 feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him it'd be great if people saw the documentary and learned from my mistakes we see Pam takes down her watercolor of
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the building from the wall by reception and packs it up not that I'm a tragic person I'm so happy now but it would just make my heart soar if someone saw this documentary and she said to herself be strong conquer your fear love yourself and act fast because life just isn't that long now we go into a series of Talking Heads Illustrated largely with b-roll from scenes of the characters working from the earliest episodes they appear in Oscar talk yet you take some you take something ordinary like a piece
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of paper it's not much but if you see it in the right way Oskar reveals a folded origami swan that's what you did with this documentary but I just you made a nine your documentary and you couldn't once show me doing my origami numero taki happen every day when I came to work all I wanted to do was leave so why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now tobe talking head I realized something watching the documentary just making an honest living doing your best trying to
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find some love and something to smile about that's heroic that's why I'm my new chad flenderman that's just the day-to-day office work for like the rest of us until the mysterious letter arrived there in talking head how did you do it seriously how did you capture what it was really like how we felt and how we made each other laugh and how we got through the day how'd you do it and also how do you cameras work Angela talking ahead this documentary should have been called Dwight Angela a love story wouldn't have been better
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than just a show about an office Meredith I see him I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone I always knew looking back on the on the tears would make me laugh but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry unknown that's my yearbook quote what people asked me what it was like to work at a
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paper supply company for nine years they always assumed I'll say it was ordinary or mind-numbingly boring but you know what they haven't been in the room when Kevin Malone has played the bongos or been surprised by the wrath of Angela Martin or by the warmth of Angela Martin or add dirt thrown in their face by Dwight Schrute or celebrated Christmas with Meredith Palmer so no my answer is never boring it was a three-ring circus for 12 years and I loved every second of it Dwight talking-head do I get along with my coworkers well first of all I don't have coworkers
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anymore I've supported have I gotten along with my subordinates let me think one of my accountants Oscar Martinez is the Godfather to my son one of my former accountants Angela Schrute is my wife my top salesman Jim Halpert was the best man at my wedding my office manager Pamela Beesly Halpert is my best friend and my supplier relations representative Meredith Palmer is the only person I've ever met who knows how to properly headbang the Metallica white Meredith headbang to Metallica and Marus
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van so yes I would say I have gotten along with my subordinates Kevin talking head I mean if you film anybody long enough they're going to do something stupid it's only human natural Stanly talking head he's asleep Creed talking head it all seems very arbitrary I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring I took a desk in the back because it was empty but no matter how you get there or
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where you end up human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home the cameras widened reveal he's in handcuffs standing outside a squad car Andy talking head when you see your life reflected back in front of you like that you just stare and ask yourself man should I go back to that haircut bill is talking head so I can remember everyone and what we did all these years I worked for a paper company but I never wrote
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anything down Jim talking head regrets I regret not helping Michael when he fell into that koi pond I regret taking so long to tell Pam I felt the way I treated Dwight was correct I love the guy but he deserved all that damn talking him I think all in all Dunder Mifflin was a good subject for a documentary you can find truth and beauty in the most ordinary settings isn't that kind of the point we see b-roll of the replanted office plant
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with Dunder Mifflin behind it as the Sun comes up over the parking lot [Applause]
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okay here my notes [Laughter]

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