Ozzy Man Reviews: When Animals Fight Back #8

Ozzy Man Reviews: When Animals Fight Back #8

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it's time for volume eight of when animals fight back ah the pool there's nothing more relaxing than spending quality time with your missus in the pool in the dark well being watched by night vision cameras oh yuck what is that it's a crocodile ninja slithering in for a swim and he's in paul claimed look at this wanker ditching the missile to save himself this random bloke comes in he tries to help but gives the situation a big yeah nah i don't blame him i mean who wants to
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get in the water with a crocodile snappy snappy bastards this sheila has mistaken an elephant for a lounge suite it doesn't look very comfy i don't know how you do that the elephant's like oh yeah now no i'm not a couch and he jacks her off his face wow we here's a bloody spectacle blue shirt and sandals bloke is having a craptastic day he's tried to help the geese cross the road now the dad goose has knocked him ass over tea kettle i'm more concerned about this
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little prick trying to get up the curb or daddy goes how about instead of beating up a human for his crimes against fashion you help your [ __ ] stain offspring up the curb talk about misdirected anger oh you got up the little fella well done that's good no thanks to your dad who wants to rage quit this entire house move he's like i told you it'd be dangerous phoebe i should have turned this flock around kayaking's a fun thing to do it's a leisurely recreation oh my god why did he do that
01:31
now that's the single worst thing that could happen look at him struggle you know what good he deserves it good bite him sting him whatever the [ __ ] you are you little flying bugs get him you know i try to give people the benefit of the doubt in life i do unlike i'm sure they had their reasons blah blah blah etcetera etcetera i can't do it i can't do it today what a [ __ ] idiot three two one wacky whack horn to the face i mean all this sheila had to do was read the sign beware of mo's horns but cat mum did the opposite
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she ignored it well i guess in the end she became aware of mo's horns actually oh look at these reprobates trying to get a photo of this elephant for social media they're hungry for likes and comments the elephant says don't tag me in that you didn't get my permission you didn't get my best side let me do it myself i prefer to do a selfie myself pass me the camera i'm good at them actually are you the same [ __ ] knuckles that thought derek was a couch i think you were bam i hit you again here's a horse
02:32
practicing his hammer throw for the animal olympics spinny spinny spinny spinny spinny spinny spinny spinny spinny spinny bango right into the camera woman she shouldn't have been filming his secret training routine i mean what if it leaks and a moose from the canadian squad learns his throwing techniques or a panda from team china or a bear from russia you get the idea what is this buff head doing he's bothering a leaf or a toad or a frog what is all [ __ ] it's a snake
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what run away all right turns out poking a python in the schnozzer with a stick is a bad idea good good good good we've learned something here today everyone we've learned not to poke deadly animals in the nose with a sticky stick or whack a hive of whatever the [ __ ] these bugs were with an oar that's great i love it when my videos are educational these swans are like you've dipped into the wrong brown water my friend and have begun to advance on aquaman's retired
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uncle but don't worry his strategy of acting like an aquatic whack-a-mole is working kind of maybe no it's not that swan is advancing at an alarming rate he's just bobbing up and down in the same spot swim your [ __ ] ah no he actually gave the swan the slip how long can he hold his breath for [ __ ] me it's working he's out smart night now never mind he's chomped on a piece of ear that goose and now the guy's back yeah that's [ __ ] now yeah i'd say just swim away from the outset
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in future panic earlier another lesson [Music] [Music] you

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