Ozzy Man Reviews: When Animals Fight Back #8

Ozzy Man Reviews: When Animals Fight Back #8

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It's time for volume eight of When Animals Fight Back Ahhh, the pool. There's nothing more relaxing than spending quality time With your missus In the pool In the dark While being watched by night vision cameras. Awh yuck! What is that?! It's a crocodile ninja slithering in for a swim And he's in! Pool claimed! Look at this wanker ditching the misso to save himself! This random bloke comes in He tries to help But gives the situation a big Yeah, Nah. I don't blame him I mean Who wants to get In the water with a crocodile? Snappy, snappy bastards. This sheila Has mistaken an elephant for a lounge suite. It doesn't look very comfy. I don't know how you'd do that. The elephant's like "Awh Yeah Nah" "Nah I'm not a couch" And ejects her off his face. Wowee, here's a bloody spectacle! Blue shirt and sandals bloke is having A crap-tastic day He's tried to help the geese cross the road Now the dad  goose has knocked him Ass over Tea Kettle I'm more concerned about this little prick
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Trying to get up the curb. Oi Daddy Goose How about instead of beating up a human. For his crimes against fashion. Ya help your $hitstain offspring up the curb. Talk about misdirected anger. Oh you got up the little fella well done that's good. No thanks to your dad, Who wants to rage quit This entire house move. He's like "I told you it'd be dangerous, Phoebe" "I should have turned this flock around!!!" Kayaking's a fun thing to do, It's a leisurely recreation "OH MY GOD!!" "WHY DID HE DO THAT" NAH THAT'S THE SINGLE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN. Look at him struggle! You know what, good! He deserves it! Good! Bite him! Sting him! Whatever the phuck you are! You little flying bugs! Get him! You know I try... To give people the benefit of the doubt in life. I do, I'm like "I'm sure they had their reasons" "blah, blah, blah, etcetera, etcetera" I can't do it! I can't do it today! What a f*%ckin' idiot! Three Two One Whacky whack! Horn to the face I mean, all this Sheila had to do, Was read the sign. Beware of Moe's Horns. But Cat Mum did the opposite.
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She ignored it- Well- I guess in the end she became Aware of Moe's horns actually. Naw, look at these reprobates. Trying to get a photo of this elephant For social media. They're hungry for likes and comments DOWWHARHH!!! Ahue huehuehue huaarrghh The elephant says: "Don't tag me in that!" "You didn't get my permission" "You didn't get my best side" "Let me do it myself" "I prefer to do a selfie myself" "Pass me the camera, I'm good at them" "Actually are you the same phuck knuckles" "That thought derek was a couch?" "I think you were" BAAAMMMM!!! "I hit you again!" Here's a horse. Practicing his hammer throw For the Animal Olympics Spinny, spinny, spinny, Spinny, spinny, spinny, spinny Spinny, spinny, spinnyyyyyyy Bango!! Right into the camera woman! She shouldn't have been filming His secret training routine. I mean what if it leaks And a Moose from The Canadian squad Learns his throwing techniques. Or a Panda from Team China. Or a Bear from Russ- You get the idea. What is this boofhead doing? He's bothering a leaf or a toad? Or a frog? What is? AOOHWWHH!!
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FFAARRRKKK!!! It's a snake! What?! Run awa-hay All right, tuuurns out Poking a Python, in the schnozza With a stick Is a bad idea. Good! Good, good, good! We've learned something here today! Everyone! We've learned not to poke- Deadly Animals- In the Nose- With a sticky stick. Or whack a hive Of whatever the F*CK These bugs were With an oar. That's great I love it, When my videos are educational. These swans are like "You've dipped into the wrong brown water my friend" And have begun to advance On Aquaman's Retired Uncle. But don't worry his strategy of acting Like an aquatic whack-a-mole is working! Kind of... Maybe. No, it's not. That swan is advancing At an alarming rate He's just bobbing up and down In the same spot! Swim! Ya dickhead! Ah nah ye he actually gave the swan the slip! How long can he hold his  breath for? Phuck me it's working! He's out smart- Nahh, no, Never mind He's chomped on a piece of ear, that Goose! And now the guy's back, Yeah that's f*cked. Nup. Yeah, I'd say just swim away from the  outset.
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In future, panic earlier. Another lesson.

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