The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo - Episode 3

The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo - Episode 3

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00:10
Len! Hello, Miss Karen! Everybody in the club suckin' dicks (??) What's that? Those are some new lyrics I'm working on. It's great. Yeah, I'm a rapper now. You got to do what you do. You do what you do. Right. Yeah, what are you up to? Oh, I'm just gonna go surprise Billy in his apartment Of course. Billy. The billy goat. The greatest of all time. B-I-G-T-OAT Is that all you're gonna do? You're gonna go over there and, uh, say hi to his little dicky? Well, we kinda hooked up yesterday. What?! Yeah... She's on the prowl, everybody, watch out! Yeah, not on the prowl! But, you know. Whatever happened to you and me? I'm not saying that's not gonna happen. I like to be forward. Me too. We should hook up sometime. We should. Like now. Not now. Soon. You better not be a starfish. If you just lie there, I'm gonna lie there too and nothing will happen. Alright, well, go have fun with the billy goat. Oh, thanks. Don't be surprised if Caleb's there. Why would Caleb be there? It's 7 am. Why would Caleb be there? I'm happy to be as confidential about everything as you want Um, no, no, I think, I mean we should tell her, right? She encouraged me to try this. That's true.
01:26
Hey! What are you guys doing? Just hanging. Okay. What are you guys doing? What'd you guys do last night? What'd you guys do? Did you, uh Did you cuddle last night? Yeah, we kind of hooked up. What? Are you guys fucking with me? Did you? Yeah. Cool! Well, I gotta go to therapy now. Goodbye. That's the morning for ya. Good morning to ya! A good morning to ya! I'm gonna walk you out. Oh no, I'm good. We're good. Hi, honey. Hi, Freckle. What are you doing? So I'm coming to town. Oh my God, when? Tomorrow, actually. Oh my god. That's so exciting, baby. Are you gonna stay in at Freckle's silver lake palace? Actually, I think I'm gonna stay with Caleb. Oh. Good luck with that. What's that supposed to mean? I don't know. I'm sobering up so my mood's in shift. Well, I love you. And I can't wait to see you. Freckle: I know that. Hey. I'm not like freaking out or anything. Okay? It's just like
03:02
like the old Karen would probably be like "What?" and like if you were a girl or something, like, if you were a girl and you just hooked up with him after I had just hooked up with him after like weeks of leading up to it and you're my friend and like you hook up with him the next day. It's like "what the fuck?" You know, like On some level, it's gonna make me a little bit, like, upset. I don't even know. It sounds like you both had this beautiful experience and I love it in some way and I don't want to take it away from you I just, I don't know, it's just like a lot to handle and I'm really glad I'm going to therapy right now. Yeah, it was beautiful, and I want you to know that it's totally okay for you to have whatever experience you're having around it. I just, like, I don't know if I'm gonna have sex with him again. Oh. What'd she say? She's cool. She's cool with everything. She's not, like, she didn't lose interest in me or something? You'd tell me, right? Shh, no *breaks out in tears* Billy: I have an audition today. What? Hey. What are you guys doing?
04:26
We're driving Billy to his commercial audition. Can I come? I want to talk to you guys. Yeah, we can pick you up right now. What is happening? I want to be with you. You're here with me right now. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry about everything, okay? You're with her right now. I love you Caleb. I love you, brother. I love you, babe. Chill. I love you, okay? I love you. Okay. Wait, are you holding his hand? Yeah... Why are you holding his hand while you're kissing me? What's wrong with that? Yeah, we just have to get to the audition! Everything's fine. I'm fine. There you go. I'm a 21st century man. You really are. It makes you sexier. It does. It does make you sexier. Really? Yeah. It does. I love it when my little babies make out. I just want you. I just want you. That's all I want out of all of this. I'm right here, right now. Although, you kind of don't know me at all. I know you very deeply. I know both of you deeply. These are the closest relationships I've ever had. I feel similarly to that. I love you both. Okay. We're here. Oh, but I'm never gonna have sex with you again. Why?! Can I just say that I'm really angry right now and I am allowed to be angry about this whole thing?
05:36
Well, what do you have to be angry about? I have everything to be angry about. He fucked me and then he fucked my best friend. That's exactly what I should be angry about. With no condom Exactly. I trusted you and you go and fuck my friend. We didn't fuck. I mean, it wasn't like we fucked. You sucked his dick. It's the same thing. You sucked, he sucked, somebody sucked someone's dick. I think you're placing the blame He sucked my dick. He sucked my dick. I never sucked a dick. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It was... You were what? I just love both of you guys. I love you. I think you're in love with him. I'm in love with both of you guys. No, I really think you're in love with him. Well... Do you guys want to come up? Of course. Are you guys gonna crash here? *humming* *keeps humming* So, we're picking up Benicio tomorrow? Yeah, you can come pick me up. Perfect. Okay, I'm gonna take a bath. You stupid idiot. Come here. We're not having sex. Ugh.

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