Clayton Bigsby, the World’s Only Black White Supremacist - Chappelle’s Show

Clayton Bigsby, the World’s Only Black White Supremacist - Chappelle’s Show

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FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS, A MAN NAMED CLAYTON BIGSBY HAS BEEN THE LEADING VOICE OF THE WHITE-SUPREMACIST MOVEMENT IN AMERICA. THOUGH NOT SOLD IN ANY MAJOR BOOKSTORES, HIS BOOKS "DUMP TRUCK", "NIGGER STAIN", "I SMELL NIGGER" AND "NIGGER BOOK" HAVE SOLD OVER 600,000 COPIES COMBINED. DESPITE HIS POPULARITY, VERY FEW HAVE EVER SEEN HIM DUE TO HIS RECLUSIVENESS. BUT IN AN EFFORT TO BRING HIS MESSAGE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, HE AGREED TO GIVE HIS FIRST PUBLIC INTERVIEW EVER... TO "FRONTLINE". BUT, GETTING TO MR. BIGSBY WAS AN ODYSSEY IN ITSELF, RIDDLED WITH BACK-COUNTRY HOLLOWS, SHIFTY GO-BETWEENS AND PALPABLE DANGER. EXCUSE ME. NOT SURE WE'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. WE'RE LOOKING FOR CLAYTON BIGSBY. WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, FELLA, YOU FOUND HIM. UH, CLAYTON BIGSBY, THE AUTHOR ? WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I CAN WRITE THEM BOOKS ?
01:26
JUST 'CAUSE I'M BLIND DON'T MEAN I'M DUMB. ( host ) HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED ? A BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST ? OUR SEARCH FOR ANSWERS LED US HERE, TO THE "WEXLER HOME FOR THE BLIND", WHERE MR. BIGSBY SPENT THE FIRST 19 YEARS OF HIS LIFE. BRIDGETT WEXLER IS THE HOME'S HEADMISTRESS. WELL, HE WAS THE ONLY NIGRA WE'D EVER HAD AROUND HERE, SO WE FIGURED WE'D MAKE IT EASIER ON CLAYTON BY JUST TELLING HIM AND ALL THE OTHER BLIND KIDS THAT HE WAS WHITE. AND HE NEVER QUESTIONED IT ? WHY WOULD HE ? YOU'VE WRITTEN FOUR BOOKS NOW ? I'VE WRITTEN SIX BOOKS, THEY'VE PUBLISHED FOUR. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS THE OVERALL MESSAGE OF YOUR BOOKS ? SIR, MY MESSAGE IS SIMPLE. NIGGERS, JEWS, HOMOSEXUALS, MEXICANS, ARABS, AND ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT CHINKS STINK,
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AND I HATE THEM ! I NOTICED YOU REFERRED TO N-- AFRICAN-AMERICANS. WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR PROBLEM ? HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT, BUDDY ? WHERE WOULD I START ? WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THEY'RE LAZY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING TRICKSTERS, CRACK-SMOKING SWINDLERS, BIG-BUTT HAVIN', WIDE NOSE BREATHIN' ALL THE WHITE MAN'S AIR. THEY EAT UP ALL THE CHICKEN, THEY THINK THEY'RE THE BEST DANCERS, AND THEY STINK ! DID I MENTION THAT BEFORE ? YES, I BELIEVE YOU DID, SIR. MATTER OF FACT, MY FRIEND JASPER TOLD ME ONE OF THEM COONS CAME BY HIS HOUSE TO PICK HIS SISTER UP FOR A DATE. HE SAID, "LOOK HERE, NIGGER, THAT THERE'S MY GIRL. ANYONE HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER, IT'S GONNA BE ME !" YOU'VE NEVER LEFT THIS PROPERTY, HAVE YOU, MR. BIGSBY ? NO, SIR, NOT IN MANY YEARS. WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN ? SIR ! LISTEN, I'M GONNA MAKE THIS CLEAR.
03:30
I AM IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INVOLVED IN ANY NIGGERDOM, YOU UNDERSTAND ?! YES, SIR, BUT-- BUT NOTHING ! NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A BOOK SIGNING TO GO TO. WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR MEDIA CAMERAS OVER THERE IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL TRUTH ?! PRUDENCE ! PRUDENCE, HAVE JASPER LOAD THE TRUCK ! AND CLAYTON BIGSBY, BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST, VENTURED OUT INTO AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD. SIR, YOU'RE A FRIEND. WHY NOT TELL HIM HE'S AFRICAN-AMERICAN ? LISTEN, MAN, HE'S TOO IMPORTANT TO THE MOVEMENT. IF I TELL HIM HE'S BLACK, HE'D PROBABLY KILL HISSELF JUST SO THERE'D BE ONE LESS NIGGER AROUND. HIS COMMITMENT IS THAT DEEP. I'M OVERWHELMED BY THE IRONY. ( banging ) UH-OH. ( man ) WHAT, YOU LOST, BOY ? ( man ) MOVE ON, MOVE ON. WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND AROUND HERE ! YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE 'FORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT ! TELL THAT NIGGER !
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BEAT IT, YOU SORRY NIGGER ! COME ON, CLAYTON, WE GOTTA GO. OH, JASPER, THERE'S A NIGGER AROUND HERE. THAT DAMN MONKEY WAS BEATIN' MY HOOD ! WHITE POWER ! NIGGER-- THE CONFUSION DID NOT END THERE. ( hip-hop music ) HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUNGLE BUNNIES TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN ?! NIGRAS MAKE ME SICK ! WOOGIE-BOOGIE, NIGGER ! WOOGIE-BOOGIE ! DID HE JUST CALL US "NIGGERS" ? AWESOME ! THE ANTICIPATION WAS AT A FEVER PITCH AS WE ARRIVED AT MR. BIGSBY'S BOOK SIGNING. THIS IS THE MAN WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ! ( cheering ) ALL RIGHT, JASPER, TIME TO SHOW THESE PEOPLE WHAT WHITE POWER'S ALL ABOUT. YOU BETTER PUT YOUR HOOD ON, CLAYTON, MIGHT WANNA HIDE YOUR IDENTITY. IT'D BE SAFER, IN CASE SOME RADICAL AIN'T SYMPATHETIC TO THE CAUSE AND WANTS TO SHOOT YOU. THAT'S GOOD THINKING, ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA PUT MY HOOD ON.
05:39
HERE, LET ME GET THAT. ( man ) WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, THE MAN WHO MADE US PROUD TO BE WHITE, NONE OTHER THAN, CLAYTON BIGSBY ! LET'S HEAR IT ! ( cheers & applause ) WHITE POWER ! EVERYBODY, I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO DISCUSS, MAINLY NIGRAS. AMERICA'S AT WAR WITH AL QAEDA, BUT WE'RE STILL LOSING THE WAR AGAINST AL SHARPTON ! ( host ) THE ASIAN COMMUNITY WAS A TARGET AS WELL. LET'S TALK ABOUT CHINESE PEOPLE, WITH THEIR KUNG FU AND ALL THAT SILLY "CHING CHANG CHONG" TALK. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY. WHITE POWER. MR. BIGSBY WAS ALSO CRITICAL OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. DON'T LET THE LIBERAL MEDIA TELL YOU HOW TO THINK AND FEEL. IF YOU HAVE HATE IN YOUR HEART, LET IT OUT.
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE WILL & GRACE, THAT DON'T MEAN THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. IT MEANS THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH WILL ! HE'S A HOMOSEXUAL. POLITICIANS WEREN'T SPARED EITHER. WHITE POWER ! COLIN POWELL... "CUNNILINGUS" RICE. "CUNNILINGUS" RICE SOUNDS LIKE A MEXICAN DISH, MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT HER ON A PLATE AND SEND HER TO MEXICO SO THE MEXICANS WILL EAT HER-- WHITE POWER. WHITE POWER ! JUST OPEN UP YOUR HEART AND LET THAT HATE OUT ! ( cheers & applause ) SHOW US YOUR FACE, WE WANNA SEE YOUR FACE ! WHO SAID THAT, YOU WANNA SEE MY FACE ? CLAYTON, GO ON, BROTHER. DO YOU WANNA SEE MY FACE ? DON'T BE AFRAID, JASPER. ( hollering ) WE TALKED ABOUT THIS-- DON'T BE AFRAID, SHINE YOUR LIGHT ! THERE IS COOKIE AND PUNCH FOR US TO ENJOY, AND WE CAN MEET, TALK ABOUT WHITE BROTHERHOOD. THANK Y'ALL FOR COMING, WHITE POWER ! MR. BIGSBY WAS NOT HARMED THAT NIGHT,
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BUT IRREPARABLE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE TO HIS REPUTATION AND, IN MANY WAYS, TO THE WHITE-POWER MOVEMENT. WE'RE TOLD THAT IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS, HE HAS ACCEPTED THE FACT THAT HE IS A BLACK MAN. AND THREE DAYS AGO, HE FILED FOR DIVORCE FROM HIS WIFE. WHEN WE ASKED, "WHY, AFTER 19 YEARS OF MARRIAGE ?" HE RESPONDED: "BECAUSE SHE'S A NIGGER LOVER." I'M KENT WALLACE, GOOD NIGHT. ( man ) FUNDING FOR "FRONTLINE" PROVIDED BY THE "TRENT LOTT FOUNDATION" FOR PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING. LOVING BLACK PEOPLE, ONE AT A TIME.

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