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Curses are worth quite a few points on the next test. [Lucifer, the eldest] So today, we’ll be memorizing spells. Is this because our average was so low on the last test? [Beelzebub, the sixth born] That doesn’t mean we need a family study group though. [Belphegor, the last born] I’m so tired. Btw, wasn’t the one who made our average was so low [Leviathan, the third born] Mammon?! [Mammon, the second born] [24 points] This time’ll be different! All I gotta do to memorize is write ’em a bunch of times! And you immediately start playing on your D.D.D. Oh man, look at that. Wow, you didn’t even realize? What can I say, my hand just strays to it when I’m studyin’. But I ain’t lettin’ it happen this time! What a lost case. Now you're playing on it too, Satan?! [Satan, fourth born] Don’t make assumptions. It’s easier to memorize things when you know more about them. So I’m researching the origins of the spells I want to memorize. Oh. Well, I guess that’s better than trying to memorize them willy-ni... What was that? I’m sure research papers don’t make shutter sounds. Stop pestering me. I’m doing serious research here. Yes, I can see that from this work of art you have created. If our average on the next test is lower than before,
I’ll turn you all into test sheet name boxes. What?! Please don’t. [Asmodeus, the fifth born] I know I’d be the most beautiful name box of them all. All the senpai name boxes would be jealous of my beauty and I just know they’d tease me! What in the Devildom is a senpai name box?! Right now, what we have to figure out is how to get Mammon to study. Right! That will be the key to raising our average. Really, you guys don’t have to worry about me. I’m feelin’ pretty good about this next test. Aaaand you’re playing on your D.D.D. again! That looks fun! Let me try! Go for it. Has it already started? It has. Turn your face to the right, like the emoji. Perfect. Now look surprised. What a funny face. You're too slow. W-Wait! There are too many! What do I do? What do I do? That was hard... But so fun! I wanna try too. Whoa, where did all these come from? What is that expression? You face isn't very...expressive. That was wrong.
You can tell he's really trying though. Step aside. This normie game is no match for me! Huh? Is this a two player game? -Whose face is this picking up? - This is harder than I thought. Let me try. Satan, you too? This is hard. Me too! This is pretty cramped... What is that emoji? Nah, nah, it’s like this! Like this! That’s so off! All right already! Oh, nice. Huh? You got the high score! I’m confiscating this. -What?! -What're you doin'?! -Deeemon! -Demon of a demon! -Sadist! Today’s study group is adjourned. Let’s reconvene first thing tomorrow morning. What the hell? Those six, what am I going to do with them...? What’s so funny about this anyway? Ridiculous app... Absolutely... Ridiculous... Absurd... How totally... Absurd. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous, ridiculous. Ridiculous, ridiculous. Ah! I forgot my notebook. Ri...
Lucifer: Diavolo's holding a party. Everyone, come immediately. Asmodeus: A Party? I'm coming, I'm coming! Mammon: I'll pass. Lucifer: That was an order. Mammon: What the hell? Asmodeus: It's not like you've got plans tho? Mammon: The casino's calling me. Leviathan: In short, you don't have plans. There's a repeat of Ruri-chan's best episode on so I'll pass. Mammon: That was an order! Leviathan: Why?! Lucifer: I said everyone, didn't I? Satan: What do you expect from the Avatar of Pride? He doesn't care about other people's plans. Leviathan: You tell him, Satan. Asmodeus: Satan, you have plans? Satan: No. Leviathan: After all that, you don't?! Asmodeus: Twins, you're coming, right? Belphegor: I can't be bothered. Beel, hbu? Beelzebub: I'll go if there's food. Mammon: It's seriously that simple for ya? Belphegor: Okay, I'm coming too then. Lucifer: Everyone finished? It's starting.
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