Vin Diesel Short Film | Multi-Facial (1995)

Vin Diesel Short Film | Multi-Facial (1995)

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00:03
don't mistake my bird [Music] holidays to find a good girl forget about it don't exist I'm seeing this girl for like three months I bring in candies I bring the flowers I take the movies nice restaurants I'm treating this girl kind of special right Amy I'm meeting her family she's meeting my family I'm about to let us start hanging out with the fellas which as you know is so you don't do is big donno anyhow one
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night we go out right I picked her up we go to this restaurant some restaurant in the village right some Italian place so what happens I'm sitting down even with my girl and some guy walks in a real pretty boy sits down at the table behind me right I mean come on you don't know it's this guy kidding me oh hi can you believe that [ __ ] so I like took cuz my girls like looking at him right so I turn around and he's reading the menu come on what am i stupid what are you reading the menu with me turn around I get up I go over them I'm like hey you got a [ __ ] problem you
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looking at my girl I smack him in the head he doesn't even say a word to me like he can't believe I'm about to trauma baby the manager starts coming over there right but he's kind of scared I pick up a Pellegrino bottle off the table I swear to god I'm gonna smack him in the head with all of us you're not gonna believe this guy can't even believe his eyes up all of a sudden some [ __ ] I didn't know I'm talking about real home runs up to the guy I just smacked he's screaming oh my god Richard stop please
01:37
like a little fairy like this I'm like oh [ __ ] what is it and runs up and hugs this guy I just met and then it comes to me it wasn't this guy's fault he's a [ __ ] treat I labelled for crying out loud it's my girl at the prom not him so like I'm not a queer anything but you know I make money so what do I do I give him $50 to pay for dinner and then I tracked my girl up by hand oh do I throw a beat I mean when I tell you I bet Isaac like sun-dried tomatoes
02:08
over here Marlo I haven't seen his sense though she don't call meet him or that [ __ ] oh what's wrong I think she's kinda you know anyway what I gotta tell you is the there's no good girls out there hmm Mike can you speak Italian at all yeah you know how could you not know nobody really honest capisce a motto it's fine who's your agent oh yeah I forgot to write that down I don't know which agent
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sent me up my manager told me about it oh well that's okay uh just find out for us give us a call that'll be fine perfect perfect no problem all right all right thank you where is that monologue from oh it's a true story happen to one of my friends yeah yeah I did the monologue you gave me yeah yeah I told him was a true story but couldn't have been a little less offensive I mean they probably think I'm some misogynist homophobic Guido don't
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worry they definitely thought I was a Guido yeah but an attitude like that another tooth like that definitely not gonna get me oh wow yeah it's not gonna get me enough an attitude like that's not gonna give me an Oscar Joe Pesci is a completely different story all right oh you've got the agents name all right all right all right [Music]
03:59
it might what's up man yo tell it what are you up to man not the man I just booked this commercial no way get the [ __ ] outta here but what is long-distance telephone company no way I can't [ __ ] believe that it's a nationally man come on leave you bro you know all the additions yeah I need the money man yeah who don't man that's what commercials are made for yeah I can't wait to do enough the real work real
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acting with I'll have to sweat commercials you don't ever say you're not gonna see like patina doing potato chips I denzil doing donuts and as long as I get paid I don't care what it is oh yeah yo I saw you in that music video maybe try to be a Mac on me dude no man how about you oh man I'm just I just came from this audition and my manager wanted me to try and play the role I did this Italian role he could do that yeah
05:05
but it was a little weird because like I did this monologue that was offensive and it was like didn't really feel right you know I mean I was like offending people wasn't it didn't really move right thanks guys which audition are you here for the beer commercial you sure yeah your great talents right yeah let's thank you Samson Claire hey man I'm gonna be honest with you your little tonight I mean I could read you but you're really too light that's all right um I
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actually appreciate you and I see look I'm just trying to save you some time I am brick Thomas and if something comes up that I think you're right for I'll let you know in fact we're doing Industrial next week and we're gonna need some Spanish that's okay that's cool all right yeah okay thanks Yvette Otero yeah did you read
06:22
the sides I yeah I'm ready to go okay come in like what Joe said that or anything would be better than what you're doing now oh look who's talking now huh Kondo when you first met me you didn't see it occurred you like to buy a new car you like the brand new because you liked it when I took you up and not you to go for them huh that was back then I was young and didn't have a baby and now we do and my business is our brother Paolo and
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thoughts who ever forget that yeah [Music] yeah I didn't know we needed to speak Spanish in there your parents don't speak Spanish no because you were really good I wish my manager would have told me about the Spanish you know what percent right now they're a couple of parts you'd really be good for no I'm not really into doing so I'll be honest with you it's not my idea really acting no I mean you got to make a living yeah
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but look at Marlon Brando or Sidney Poitier they didn't do soaps all right well I'm running late here's the number so contact right give them a call make an appointment oh yeah yeah if you can bring yourself for doing it so oh you're funny well I'm running late all right all right Hollis all right great All Right see ya is a mobile mass and over there being terrible chillin you ready to come in listen they really liked you on the tape
08:17
so did I but now I got again - be to yourself come back from the basement nobody would try to hear it but it's only 900 yo we're gonna make colossal oh you don't say
09:04
just trying to front on me [ __ ] if you so positive about it why do I have to book the studio time cuz I don't have no money you know that crazy if I had a preference I wouldn't be wasting my time with your punk ass oh thank you that's good thanks so what do you think Wendy's everything you'd said he'd be but I think we need to go for more of a West lay type yeah music there I'm in the BJ
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yeah I already went over there they already have me on tape I was there like 3,000 times all right yeah just what actor who made it big doing musically I mean it great all right all right okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] nice in there okay
11:05
just give this the same flavor as before anything you want hold on hold on Mike says he own your resume they can rap you have anything you can do now I hold the throne now forget you persona I'll take your blood like I'm drinking a Corona if sex sells our bone to make baton pneumonia a physically fit enough I could have competed in Barcelona these
11:36
are my views on conformity the hell would they settle down son is all I hid from the relative but you're neither steady like Freddy needs a facial I'm looking to get puss my hat is multiracial like es a real is him my blood I got no choice I got more appeal than Robin Williams got toys redundant and I know but I'm determined to go back to basics I got muscles and Joan Rivers and faceless but shareprogress like any ordinary fella
12:04
crying at street level stole that was good are you doing anything with it no I didn't do that that fun because you're very good well go ahead whenever you ready do when I was a boy about five years old right before my sister was born my mother taking me to see a play that my
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father was in play called the Raisin in the Sun it was at a little theater at the time called the Henry Street Theatre we arrived about ten minutes late and the employee that inspected our tickets asked if we wouldn't mind sitting and imagining he said that sitting in our front row reserved seats might disturb the performance thinking back mother probably agree cause she was partial to city in the mezzanine especially when watching her husband my
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father played the lead Walter Lee I didn't know people could turn into other people I didn't exactly see it that way everything he said I thought somehow was related to me there was one part I never forgot at the end of the play when the white real-estate man comes to giving black family money not to move into his neighborhood
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my dad began to speak and no one moved no one talked no one made a single sound they all listened to him I saw we were a saint they talked about being plain folk about pride and being planful and cults a boy over his son and says how proud he is I knew what he was really talking about me
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for years I thought he wanted me to act just like him to be a black actor Danny Glover a Sidney Poitier Morgan Freeman just like my dad but I was never black enough my dad died last year I only then did I realize how even doing that was lack of credit I had given my father my dad was a black actor
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but he wanted me to go one step further he wanted me to be an actor just an actor that's what he meant when he said proud well that was impressive we're supposed to be looking for a long hair type yeah someone with dreadlocks holy short hairstyle I'll be looking at some other types as well right and you
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take to addition was great a lot different than your monologue but great thanks well so let's work out what we're gonna do and someone will get back to you all right all right [Music]
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hey I mean we don't get back to you [Music] thanks it's just so frustrating good either I'm two blond or too wholesome or bimbo a bimbo would you believe it some would actually use that word as a [ __ ] description Oh love you I'll be with you in a minute oh right
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[Music] so what can I get for you I'll have a bagel do have whole wheat bagels no just okay in all of that with cream cheese on the side and a cup of coffee regular not too late not too dark sort of change we
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are but we are [Music] and straining [Music] you can't be you can't be you're the man you are God gave a line go on further [Music]
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that do you make it can't left behind y'all they're passing through the wastes no time [Music] got to feel it's all real so limit while you can [Music] John man you are [Music]
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do you man [Music] can't be laughs

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