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Giant Peng TV! Peng Peng! Peng Peng! Everyone, we have lovely guests visiting in a while They're, TWICE! (TWICE is here) One, two, three One in a million, hello, we're TWICE (Long time no see) Wow, it's been a while (Pengsoo X TWICE came together since the last visit in April last year) Have you all been well? - Yes - Yes You can't have been well! - (Confused) Why? - Why I am here right now (Opened business 5 minutes ago) as a lawyer You were a lawyer (But why a lawyer all of a sudden?) [Pengsoo] Don't laugh, don't laugh (Serious) I don't know how to put this But you've caused a lot of trouble! - Us? - Us? Yes! (Tzuyu is confused) What trouble? Vi... [Crew] Victim! I know! (Pengsoo hasn't changed at all) [Pengsoo] Vict... (Pengsoo hasn't changed at all 2) (The cause is unknown) There are so many victims right now! You've caused a fan accident! Oh, no! (Getting a grasp of the situation) (Why did you do that, TWICE?) Why did you do that, Chaeyoung? What is a fan accident?
You've gotten hit by someone as if you were in a car accident and become a fan (Even prepared evidence) I'm going to show you the black box video Black box? Look carefully to spot the problem Okay (First scene of the fan accident) Alright, this is the first video (Curious) Raise your hand if you're the star of this video (Prime suspect of this case, Tsuyu) - Tsuyu - Yes Do you know this video? Yes, I do (Reveals the evidence immediately) Alright, let's watch it together [Commentator] She's getting ready [Commentator 2] Tsuyu is the ace (Situation at the time of the accident in September 2016) [Pengsoo] Just now! - Beautiful - Beautiful (This isn't it) (An unexpected enthusiastic response) A major accident has passed by Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! (Until when are you going to replay it?) (Nervous, anxious) Aren't you replaying it too much? I think Pengsoo has gotten into a fan accident (Suspect Tsuyu's defense?) What do you think about this? (Tsuyu, age 23 / Suspect) Accident, it was an accident but it's a video that a lot of people watch so I like it (You're confident?) (So, we prepared this) (Reenactment of the situation)
(Will she be able to prove her innocence?) - Alright, are you ready? - Yes (High five) Alright, in order to reenact the situation (Sullen) I've prepared a handheld fan (Motherly smile) (Ready to reenact the blowing hair) It's working, it's working! (Surprised by the 100% resemblance) Alright, then let's reenact that moment Are you ready? - Yes! - Alright, get ready and shoot! Okay (Shaking) Beautiful (LOL) (It's becoming clear) (The moment right before the accident) (Perfect reenactment of the fan accident) (Why is she so dazzling?) (The first self-reenactment system ever) (Embarrassed) You've caused an even bigger accident (Suspect of the <Tsugolas Accident, 2016>) (Arrested) Alright, this is the next video (Aargh!) Oh, this mouse won't work! (Struggling) (Click) Do you need help? (Dahyun lends a helping hand) (Self-hypnosis) I can do it, I can do it! Do you want this? Yes, I want it, I want it Do you want me to click it? (Pauses the video instead) Stop it? (Hold on for a second) (Dahyun has broken in without warning) (Without even a blinker?) What should I do for you? (Dangerous) (Fully responsible for the fan accident)
Thank you Thank you (So cute) (Second scene of the fan accident) Alright, the next is a photo everyone (Second prime suspect, Dahyun) Dahyun! (What was the situation at the time?) What is this picture? (4th-anniversary fan meet in October 2019) It's a picture of me dancing to "TT" (Notices something) (Oh... Mina...) Has Mina been photoshopped? (The person at the back is a real accident) That's a real accident at the back, there A double collision, this is a double collision (Even the crew who prepared the evidence didn't notice the double collision...) Mina! You've violated Chapter 3, Article 56 of the Idol Dress Up Act (<Idol Dress Up Act> Chapter 3 Article 56) Fans must not be frightened by it at night - Is there such an Act? - Exactly There's another photo (Another evidence is provided) (Speechless) (Hah) (Defense from the suspect 1) She's beautiful (Defense from the suspect 2) The profile is slightly okay Aren't the shape of the muscles so pretty? (Result of hard work) I worked out really hard at that time (At a loss of words) I think I made my figure in a day (The evidence continues) How many days did you work out for this? I've been preparing this for two years (Gets even better) - (Interrogating) Alright then, Dahyun - Yes! Is there a reason why you dress up more than the other members? (Violated the Idol Dress Up Act for fun) I just do it because it's fun
You just do it because it's fun? Alright then, let me show you some fun here Are you willing to dress up? What kind of dress-up is it? (Just a normal Pengsoo dress up) Today's dress-up is me, Pengsoo (That's it?) Oh, a Pengsoo dress-up? - Are you ready? - Yeah (Wandering around) But if only the suspect dresses up alone she could feel a little lonely Penguin, come on out (Mina, the suspect who caused the double collision) I'm coming out (Their closest friends watch worriedly(?)) (The suspects prepare in calmness) (This isn't it) This looks so good on you (How is their dress-up?) (Giggling) (Once again, their cuteness barges in without blinkers) (The Pengsoos(?) leave evidence) Alright, on the count of three you'll say Peng-Ha with me One, two, three! (A cute and enormous triple collision) Peng-Ha! (Suspects for the violation of the <Idol Dress Up Act>) (Arrested) (Third scene of the fan accident) I wonder who's next (Momo's V-buster(feat. 7 hours) on April 11, 2019) A thousand... 2029? April 11th... (This time, the suspect is Momo) Momo's V-buster (A whopping seven hours...) feat. 7 hours Let's watch the video
(Momo's V-buster(feat. 7 hours) on April 11, 2019) [Nayeon] Are you going to do the V LIVE for six hours? [Pengsoo] Six hours! [Momo] Because there's nothing to do (It was too long, so we fast-forwarded it seven times faster) What should I do? This is trouble Are you sleeping? (She even slept on broadcast) Five hours... It's now five hours and a half - Five hours and a half! - [Chaeyoung] Goodness, Momo Well done The sun was definitely up in mid-air earlier [Momo] That's the end of the V LIVE for on my way home - Goodbye - Sleep tight Wow, according to the testimony from ONCE it was exactly 6 hours 59 minutes and 1 second That's right (Testimony of the victim) There were comments like this, too A fan said, "I'm going to watch it when I get home" and when she got home, it wasn't over yet "I watched that live, but at the end I couldn't watch it because I was too tired" (A live broadcast where fans get exhausted first) There was a comment like this, too (bubble, an application to talk with fans) There's an application called bubble but then... (A crew is subscribed to bubble) Our producer is on it (Surprised) (Touched) (Real-name system) Producer Lee Young Hyun (Is she here?) (I'm here... to see you...) Wow, thank you
(TWICE is the best) But then, do you know what she said? (Curious) She said you talk too much (Turns out to be a victim of Momo, the serial communicator) I'm sorry No, but.. (Why do you communicate so much?) A reason for your near full attendance? (Exemplary answer) It's my love for the fans, of course Pengsoo, do you love your fans as well? I don't have to say it out loud (So, we prepared this 222) (Pengsoo, self-acclaimed to live and die by fans) (Momo, commonly acknowledged serial communicator) (Pengsoo VS Momo, reverse fan match) Momo, we're competing from now on The one to make fans sick and tired first is the winner - (That's difficult) Alright - Alright then, let's go! (The fan signing role play begins) [Pengsoo] Hello [Pengsoo's fan] Oh yes, hello (Interrogating) Are you my fan? (Nods) Oh, yes (Smiles) Oh, are you? Nice to meet you (Pengsoo's fan / TWICE's staff) Do you know my age by any chance? [Pengsoo's fan] Ten... Thirteen? (Giving nonverbal hints) (I got it) [Pengsoo's fan] Fifty? You're fifty years old - Fifty years old? - Yes (Something's wrong...) You're not Peng Club, are you?
[Pengsoo's fan] No, I am (Full of suspicion and interrogation) You are? Sorry, I was just testing you [Young Hyun] I brought this from home - You really brought it from home? - [Young Hyun] Yes, I brought it from home - For real? - [Young Hyun] Yes Oh my, thank you! Awesome - Are you really subscribed to bubble? - [Young Hyun] Yes But then recently... Did you turn cold? [Young Hyun] I stopped using it for a while Why? [Young Hyun] Because you sent it too often She stopped because Momo sent messages too often Then, should I... [Young Hyun] No, no, I like it that way Great, I'll give you an autograph What's your name? [Pengsoo's fan] Without my name... [Pengsoo] Without! Oh, you don't want to leave your lousy name on the autograph? But then when did you become a fan of mine? [Pengsoo's fan] Since yesterday... Since yesterday? Goodness, thank you so much You became my fan yesterday Then, will you continue to love me? I'll think about that You'll think about that? What's your name? [Young Hyun] Lee Young Hyun Gosh! But then, do you know my birthday?
December 12th - Do you know my birthday? - No You don't? - It's my birthday soon - When is it? November 9th [Young Hyun] I'm getting a medical checkup on that day [Momo] Oh, really? - I hope you stay healthy - [Young Hyun] Thank you What is it about me that made you become a fan of mine? [Pengsoo's fan] Your glasses You became my fan because you liked my glasses Then I'll always wear glasses from now on [Pengsoo] I apologize... I... I lost... I lost Alright then, thank you Goodbye Give me one I'll take one as well Oh, it's cute Can you do it for me, too? Oh, of course! Oh, you're making me sick and tired for sure - Leave! - I have to leave You're too much Goodness... Just look at you - Thank you - Thank you Thank you For fan accidents, prevention is most important than anything else, right? Your new song came out - Yes! - Yes! I think a lot of people will get into a fan accident with this song
Alright then, please introduce your new song The title of the song is "Scientist" It means, don't study love but follow your feelings and your heart I'm dying to hear it, can we listen to the song? This is such a fun song I think there are several key points to the song That's right! ♪ Ba baba ba ba baba ♪ ♪ Love ain't a science Need no license ♪ Oh, ah, this! - What does this mean? - A license! A license! Everyone, this is the key point Be careful And this! Minus, mi... I think you'll fly, Pengsoo You have to pull out one leg like this Like this, right? And this! That's right Oh, ♪ Why so serious ♪ Did you mimic the Joker? - That's right - Yes, that's right This is a very catchy choreography When will this be released? - November 12th - November 12th
Oh? Is that when our video will be released? Really? - Am I correct? - [Crew] It'll be released on the day, yes Oh, my! How can it fit so perfectly? Everyone, today, when this video is released! Please search and stream TWICE's new song! And how was it for the rest of you today? Tsuyu! I want your glasses Wow, just like that? Pengsoo, your looks were all about the glasses? The glasses played a crucial role The lens is the size of your face How was it for you, Pengsoo? Needless to say, I was so happy and I had lots of fun And you promised that you would visit - That's right - That's right And you really kept that promise Alright then, I can't just let this by - Pardon? - You don't say... Maybe next time... - With another good content... - Oh, so cute Oh, you're so cute! Could you come and visit? - Yes - Yes Yes! Next episode!
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