5 Marvel Comics Darker Than Infinity War

5 Marvel Comics Darker Than Infinity War

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[Music] [Applause] [Music] infinity war is arguably the darkest moment in all of the MCU but all things considered that's a pretty low bar to clear after all marbles typically known for being upbeat silly and colorful fun especially when compared against the grim and self-serious backdrop in the DC Universe don't let that fool you when push comes to shove in front of a moving train Marvel knows how to get dark with a capital D here are five times that Marvel Comics made infinity Wars ending
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look like picking daisies in the park something else that's easy unless you have a you know bad allergies in which case that's it's hard so my sympathies number one vanos wins hey just like in the movie only not infinity Wars final snap might have been surprising in the moment but I don't think that I need to explain why the deaths of those cinematic billions are just a temporary setback
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and the storyline Thanos wins things go quite a bit further there is no part to to fix things up Thanos wins . it's important to note that the comics version of Thanos has a bit different motivation than in the MCU instead of having vaguely altruistic concerns about population control comics daños has a cosmic schoolboy crush on the living embodiment of death and he's trying to win her favor he'll do anything to get the attention that popular girl including ending the frickin universe which is exactly what happens if Thanos
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wins but things don't go a hundred percent smooth the story follows a younger pre extermination Thanos being teleported to the future at the behest of the universe decimating King vanos who rules the desolate future atop a throne made out of Galactus head there remain a few survivors including a goofy cosmic Ghost Rider and a feral Hulk on a rope but soon young dennis learns that he's been some into the future by old man Thanos so they could lead a tag-team smackdown on the Mjolnir a wielding Silver Surfer
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but dos Gatos make quick work of them you'd think that young tu would be stoked on this future seeing his Empire of wreckage come to pass but it's actually kind of the opposite the thought of seeing himself as a weak old man who has to wear you know space-age adult diapers and beg his young self for help bums him out so bad that when he returns to the past he decides to make this whole future never come to pass as it turns out even when Thanos winds up the literal last person in the universe having killed off everyone else he still decides he could
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have done better number two an intra Avengers squabble claims the life of the best of banner the early aughts brought about the Ultimate Marvel Universe which included the title The Ultimates this universes version of The Avengers this team had some good time on the page together before they disbanded and reformed as an edgy black ops team once again this was the early two-thousands team members blade Punisher and a merciless Captain America gathered under Nick Fury and took up the Avengers mantle but a splinter group calling themselves the new Ultimates became an opposing force obviously these two
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groups of good guys had to fighting each other in a fashion most brutal I mean this is it's still a toggle so normally these things would end with a couple of boo-boos in a newfound appreciation for the art of tactical communication in lieu of punching your friends in the face until they're spitting blood but this fight pushed things a bit further than normal in this case spider-man's tingle ohmmeter jumps into the red zone when Captain America and Nick Fury are kicking the living [ __ ] out of each other on a bridge so smiley swings down into the danger zone and throws himself at cap only to swallow a bullet the size of a trash can with his
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ribs the shooter is of course the punish surprise the one guy who uses guns to murder people whoa Frank Castle is bummed to have blown a 10 inch diameter hole in Peter Parker and you know instead of trying to kill someone else and he tries to commit suicide his cop as an act of guilty penance but luckily a war machine blows up the bridge buying them some more time for everyone to just you know fight each other except for Spidey who was dead quite dead he's got to take his new spider hole to fight the Green Goblin who in this Ultimate Universe is an unkillable fire shooting
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monster it doesn't go great spider-man dies cap gets slapped in the face and the Avengers have a gee shucks that was a goof moment for everyone lives happily ever after except spider-man who has a dumptruck size blue moon and his super Dan just super damn number three the gruesome deaths of Marvel heroes ultimatum isn't just one of the darkest Avenger stories it is one of the darkest stories in comics period if you couldn't guess from the title this is also set in the Ultimate Universe and kicks off with
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Magneto having just lost all of his children and having gained Mjolnir and no he doesn't battle to Thanos 'as he does something even more ridiculous he uses the hammer and his own magnetic powers to reverse the Earth's polarity creating a series of tidal waves that engulf multiple major cities including New York which as it so happens is the home of a tiny handful of Marvel characters the casualty lists for ultimatum is enormous Nightcrawler beast Dazzler daredevil all
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bite the dust or water as it were if that wasn't bad enough magneto is teamed up with a bunch of other super villains including the blob who takes advantage of the chaos to eat wasp the blobs quick to learn that it's a bad idea to eat someone close to a man who uses his size changing powers to return the favor and this is just the tip of the iceberg and it's an iceberg that's made out of dead bodies Dormammu pops Doctor Strange his head like a grape Wolverine gets vaporized magneto gets
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his head blown off by Cyclops who in turn gets his head blown off in the epilogue meanwhile Doctor Doom has gone unpunished despite being responsible for the events that started ultimatum that is until the thing makes a trip to Liberia and Doctor Doom well yes it's a bleak comic one in which the heroes don't win the villains don't win mostly just a bunch of people's head to get ruined in horrible in three graphic ways number 4 Warren Ellis bums everyone out forever because you know it's
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warrantless Warren Ellis the limited series Marvel's by Comics Titans Alex Ross and Kurt Busiek was a seminal moment in comics the widely regarded series introduced us to everyman photographer Phil Sheldon who watches the events the Marvel Universe unfold in a unique grounded perspective it was really cool but then more nellis decided that he'd like to do a so-called parody series called Reubens the perverse take of ruins reframes the marvel universe to better reflect the rules of our own actual reality and every one is worse
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because of it Captain Marvel is dying of cancer in an internment camp Peter Parker is a radioactive cancer ridden stalker and mutants are locked up in a prison where Wilson Fisk orders power nullifying surgeries on them Cyclops loses his eyes and psychics lose something even a little more crucial gamma blasted Bruce Banner isn't doing so hot either instead of being turned into the super-strong Hulk he's warped into a giant hideous tumor monster elsewhere Wolverine is sloughing off his skin in chunks because his body rejects the adamantium you must be starting to see
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the pattern here Johnny Blaze sets himself on fire and dies the Fantastic Four there they're dead the Black Panther well he's in jail Hawkeye executed Bucky Bucky's a cannibal but he's a cannibal really yeah yes you might say Wow lucky for our mini-series protagonist phil sheldon who was not destroyed as a result of his own powers right no no happy endings here he dies alone in an alley after spider-man gives him cancer of course
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papow ha nothing says hilarious parody like flesh falling off in wet clumps and terminal illness thanks Warren number five the good guys kill off an entire world to save their own the name Illuminati doesn't typically have positive connotations it usually evokes shadow government controlling the world from a dark bunker under the Denver Airport and not cool group of fun superheroes but no Marvel Universe that spooky term is used to describe a gang of super geniuses including Reed Richards Tony Stark
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Black Panther beast and Namor they're the good guys sort of it becomes particularly questionable in the Jonathan Hickman and Steve Epting snoo Avengers in which the Illuminati discovers that the universe's of the multiverse are all colliding with earth smack dab in the middle as the point of incursion this means that one earth is gonna appear up in the sky and slam together with another earth like so many balls of a metal stress doodad at a sharper image store not great normally this is where the Avengers might step in to save the day but the Illuminati isn't gonna let those
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hotshots take all the credit if they can stop this interdimensional annihilation by themselves but their plans aren't exactly as neat and tidy as you might hope in one case they let Galactus eat a planet on an incursian path in another attempt Stephen strange ends up turning into a demon and killing all of the alternate Earth's heroes and after that Namor sets off a bomb on the alternate earth killing everything on it joke all you want about Namor the dudes murdered an entire earth the whole in a fun twist it turns out that the incursions are
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actually unstoppable and every single bad deed that the Illuminati and associated heroes did including destroying an entire planet all for nothing if that's not a punch in the gut the illuminati ends up teaming up with Bannos once again friends become foes and Tony Stark and Captain America end up punching each other to death as the final two versions of the multiverse end so yeah if you thought infinity wars ending was rough try this one on for size good guys gathering to commit indefensible interdimensional genocide only to discover that their war crimes
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were for nothing then turning against each other in a death battle only for the world to end in one sullen ghastly fart it may not be spider-man dying in iron man's arms but it is much much worse [Music]

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