Hoist Goes Hollywood | Transformers: Generation 1 | Season 2 | E38 | Hasbro Pulse

Hoist Goes Hollywood | Transformers: Generation 1 | Season 2 | E38 | Hasbro Pulse

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Language: English

Type: Robot

Number of phrases: 368

Number of words: 1939

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00:01
[Music] autobots [Music] upon us [Music] foreign [Music] where's that guy going in such a hurry to his own funeral if he doesn't drive more safely [Applause] [Music]
01:06
step on it hoist what happened to driving safely [Music] hey kids you're ruining our shot we're ruining what we're shooting a stunt sequence for a new motion picture then this was all planned all but that something's wrong this isn't in the script
01:50
they're too far down we can't reach them how about our helicopter it takes 20 minutes to get here we don't have that much time there must be something you can do hoist you bet your carbon chips there is [Music] so [Music] [Music]
02:34
what a stunt what a robot what did you say your name was they call me hoist what a name good job moist carly look harold edsel and karen fish hook real movie stars oh spike this is so exciting you know moist i think we can use you how'd you like a job as uh well what should we call it uh vehicle robot oh hoist can't but i will but you're not a vehicle robot well i'll fake it i'll fake it
03:04
just a moment i accept your job offer you will hey don't feel bad kid here a couple of free passes to our studio for you and your girlfriend [Music] carry out a simple mission i think the answer is obvious can't stay up any longer i'm going to crash
03:41
[Music] i should have you disassembled for this me but but i silence it is imperative that that cargo remains secret george shut down the rest of your systems and remain still estrogen ramjet trust get in here you are to rescue dirt and his cargo go [Music]
04:45
ready for my big scene mr director huh oh yeah the robot uh okay moist uh pick up a donut from the catering truck and relax until i call for you donut are we ready to do this boys [Music] how was that for an entrance tracks what's he doing here a bang-up jabba sharp shootin a hois yay wow oh everyone wants to get into the act [Music]
05:28
the star has arrived you don't want a star that can't get off the ground i'll show you some real oscar-winning material oh no the autobots have gone movie mad yeah and the director's gonna be just playing that [Applause] what an auto [Music]
06:02
sorry about that well my career was enjoyable while it lasted all ten seconds of it hold it hold it hold it this picture supposed to be an action picture right so we need plenty of action we'll work it into the picture you're all hired you boys start today as my new stunt vehicles hey boys we're gonna be movie stars [Music] okay harold uh take your position
06:39
action oh you brave brave man [Music] stop the action oh i could just kiss you okay harold take your position action [Music] yeah he gets kissed what do i get what is that doing in there i didn't call for a plane in my swamp get the producer down here right away
07:32
[Music] ah listen hoist this crashing business isn't exactly the kind of acting i had in mind yeah my joints sound like they haven't been lubed in a year oh and i got this terrible pain in my neck that's nothing look at these scratches in my hood what do you want me to do about it you know the director talk to him and tell him we want to do some real acting i'll see what i can do i got it we'll work the jet plane into
08:05
the picture by building a bridge around it yes sir right away sir uh excuse me oh moist look we won't need you for a bit go have a bagel and coffee we'll call you bagel all right that's it yeah we quit right tell them to find some decepticons to beat up yeah but perfect we'll shoot this sequence tomorrow that's a wrap boys i like what we did today but i can't help thinking
08:39
we still need something extra [Music] the transformers will return after these messages we now return to the transformers [Music] i don't know what's going on but it could be just what we need roll camera [Music] oh this is great keep rolling keep rolling slice creatures
09:27
quick destroy their weapons this could be the ultimate weapon for defeating the autobots but what does it do megatron our clever leader doesn't know what it does pile of scrap iron it has been kept locked up on cybertron in wheelchairs workshop all this time it must be deadly ramjet trust give me a demonstration stand back i'm going to switch on the main circuit
10:13
[Music] some ultimate weapon megatron because of your bundling it was left to soak in that swamp it could take months to dry out and repair have you told megatron while taking the device from the swamp we were filmed by a motion picture crew if the autobots see that film this weapon will be worthless yes pride will surely order wheelchair to create a device to counter this one we must get
10:49
that film before anyone sees it now [Music] tremendous astounding oh this is too good to waste we have to work it into the picture but how do robots fit into my action movie well they don't fit in the old script but the new script new script why yes a great science fiction epic we'll call it uh attack of the alien robots get those stunt robots back
11:29
here i don't care what you have to offer them yes sir oh no now this is more like movie stars at last okay boys uh here are your costumes [Music] precisely what sort of character am i supposed to be why you're all evil alien robots chasing after the girl all right everybody we're on camera and action help the evil alien robots are after me
12:11
never fear i'll blast those bad guys into the next universe fall down fall down but his weapon didn't fire this is a movie we'll draw the laser rays on the film later you know special effects i don't believe this [Music] these monsters from space are no match for dash jordan monsters from space this bit is the pits i'd rather do the stunt crashes
12:44
what happened here what are you looking for i'm missing several scenes from the picture someone broke in here and stole them who would want to steal scenes from this picture hey how come this film is black and white i thought it was going to be in color that's just a copy called the work print that way we can keep changing it around without scratching the original negative then you can make other copies why you're right the negative's still in the vault i'll have the scenes reprinted then maybe we'll find out why someone took
13:14
them [Music] are you sure you got all of the film with the decepticons in it of course i personally oversaw the operation erection the negative is still missing wait why not just level the studio destroying all the prince i've had enough of you and [Music]
14:00
and i want it now in this scene the evil alien robots are being attacked by the hero who's following in his ship which will film later now here's where you get your chance to do some acting boys small explosions going off there's nothing to worry about but you have to react to them as if they were real [Music] all right places everybody and road camera i feel like a fool do you want to quit no but i still feel like a fool action
14:32
[Music] oh no it is dash jordan right on our tail he is no match for the alien robots i mean the evil alien robots all right side explosions now [Music] set off the front explosion
15:04
[Music] the transformers will return after these messages we now return to the transformers [Music] oh my fender is warped oh shut up about your fender my whole chassis is smashed sun streaker give me your hand i can't move
15:45
i thought movies were make-believe this is getting pretty dangerous get me the names of everyone responsible for this accident this was no accident well somebody is deliberately trying to shut down production i want to know who it is hey take it easy it isn't worth getting this upset is it well maybe you're right and we can use the explosion in the film the lab just delivered this new print of the stolen footage maybe now we'll get a clue to what this is all about
16:17
unreal those are decepticons brilliant deduction sherlock now tell me what they're doing in a movie studio but look that's gotta be some kind of super secret device we'd better tell somebody before sound wave duck [Music] the film hey wait for me what are we doing in here we've got to find that negative before the decepticons do
16:58
[Music] i believe you have something that belongs to me here take it just don't hurt us i don't get it why did you give megatron the negative that was an empty film can i took it from the vault just in case [Music]
17:46
where are we on the back lot it's some sort of a jungle set wow you think this thing's real real enough to slow us down [Music] hey look at this hmm some sort of control box wonder what it controls
18:15
[Music] you mutant mechanoid if you don't watch it you'll join starscream on the scrappy sorry megatron [Music] the decepticons are coming didn't you hear me [Music]
18:57
nothing's real around here there [Music] it's not even a real motor this make-believe world is gonna be the end of us now what are we gonna do i've got an idea there they are i'll get the megatron [Music]
19:34
and we just barely got away this is the film they're looking for hold on to it and follow me now do exactly as i tell you [Music] is this what you're looking for megatron
20:07
[Music] you and the rest of the decepticons get out or i'll drop them and your precious film into this pit of flesh eating lava an autobot would never hurt a human you're bluffing am i you'd like to follow them megatron [Music] the negative has been destroyed
20:45
decepticons back to headquarters [Music] boy you sure scared the heck out of us there for a minute there's no such thing as flesh eating lava this is the movies amazing what you can do with a pan of muddy water some air hoses and a little smoke machine isn't it [Music]
21:20
that's what megatron wanted oh brother that thing never did work i mean if it had i'd have taken it with us when we left cybertron well moist uh excuse me but the name's hoist whatever that was a fine piece of acting you did back there i'd like to uh work you in as the leading man in my next film well i thanks but no thanks my duty as an autobot comes first no matter how unglamorous a role it may seem yeah you
21:51
tell them hoist yeah that's our tow truck we're here with you we're with you [Music] the transformers will return after these messages
22:08
[Music] you

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