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What’s good playas? This week we chiefin some of dat Middle Earth scroll with The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien. Down in the hood of Bag End lives a hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins. Now hobbits be little shorties that don’t like to do nothin but keep it chill and get they grub on. One day, some nappy wizard name of Gandalf drops in at his crib rollin 13 dwarves deep. Gandalf and the head dwarf, Thorin, ask if Bilbo wanna go on an adventure. Turns out some punk ass dragon named Smaug dun boosted all dem dwarves' bling and be shackin on their turf over at the Lonely Mountain. So they bout to go lay a whoop on that dragon, know what I mean? But Bilbo don’t wanna do sh*t except stay home, smoke some trees, and take it easy. So Gandalf and his boys have ta get that fool’s ass in gear. Now after scrappin with some weak-ass trolls and chillin with some pointy- eared playas, Bilbo and his peeps roll up to the Misty Mountains, where some Goblins start beefin with his boys, making everyone scatter across the mountain.