OBS Beer Review: Chaucer’s Winery - Mead

OBS Beer Review: Chaucer’s Winery - Mead

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[Music] hey guys thanks for tuning in to another exciting episode of the open bottle society my name is keen on ball and today we're going to be doing something very special for you this evening here on periscope youtube and OBS beers com alright guys if you guys don't know what meat is it is still considered in the beer family but it is technically honey
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why but the way it's made please go look it up I'm going to be a dick may you guys do some fucking lower we can just give me the answers all the goddamn time ask Siri ask that bitch Siri Siri what's me and she's gonna go hmm glad you finally have some intelligence right this little girl I want to see mr. look Rick and then all of a sudden I don't want to do that you ever hear sure you go yeah I don't want to do that or Google search that bitch ass ok Google this google and google idea what up can you look at me the show see Google's a little easier than fucking asking Siri
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so I digress now I'm not going to let him read this bottle because there's a lot of good stuff here but I will so what we're guys we're going to review for you guys on this evening is and I can never say it right but it's shelters or counselors or saucers but in shelters shelters it's eh eh you see II are apostrophe s needed now this is a gluten-free and this is a gold medal California State Fair gluten-free delicious wine made from on two percent
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pure honey it's a mead promise you looking for you on the free up now the ABV on this whole entire 750ml bomb is 10.5 percent its chin point five percent this is a heavy heavy more my league so every go guys want to crack this open all right I'm going to twist that top there it is I'm gonna for for the gentlemen first I my poor this way sorry so here we go we'll take a look at
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alright alright try some nucleation here you go right all right you guys go one more time there is going to be no nucleation on this as you guys can see it fizzles out relatively fast and we're almost the host a bottle so this is going to be interesting all right guys let's go ahead and cheers to the smell wait wait let's sum up the look sorry the look you get ahead of himself again who said heaven down girl whose go ahead
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I think you did I did just bitch then okay girl alright so let's take a look at it looks like honey water looks like Chardonnay looks like apple juice it looks like honey just a little bit like it looks like cider but it's not it's a mead fuckers look it up slavery go cheers to smell you cheating bastard here we go what you got on the smell my brother I'm smelling alcohol and wine you sell an alcohol wine you know anything else how does it how does it
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how does it make you feel is it too woozy or is it like wow that's an interesting I want to drink smell that's an interesting i want to drink smells interesting i like that guys I smell nothing but raw honey with the cold sitting in this bitch if like you said I'm not going to repeat it but I will it's a little booty and it smells like wine but honey all day right Uli's get some money at all or no I do get a little bit of a sweet but I wouldn't say come i knows it's not all but I'm not smelling right from the cold either all
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right fair enough no I'm so glad solich honey little boozy little get a wine pinkies out because we're fasting bitches all right so cheers to the taste just two things don't forget the pinky out bitch Lock this face that's actually really cool I'm salivating okay so what are we experiencing right now for you because this is your first time with me this is on the low end of meats there are some that are way higher a little bit more
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different and the textures are a little more complex so what are you getting with your experience right now for a first-time person with me what you got um you definitely get the back burn off of the booze a little bit for me it's very smooth a very smooth drink I'm getting a little bit of the sweetness from the honey that we smelt um it makes my mouth just absolutely salivate nice um are you picking up any textures are
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we talking about do you taste any what do you what are you tasting what's the mouth bill from the beginning all the way to the finish don't show sorry popped up yeah it wrap it up if you can't handle it test that shit to the big on the left okay so you mean in a girl all right then they go on you're definitely gone you're buried up to doubt it found it oh wait I be a nigga all right so so what do you got going on as far as your experience what's the texture like you know describe for them with your experiences it all sort it's
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very smooth it enters your mouth agent it it screams very smooth it it gives me the sweet the smoothes and then it gets down my throat you can start to field a little bit of burn from the you know the alcohol content ages it's not like drinking a whiskey right where as soon as you put it in your mouth with like this is like oh hey there it is fair enough now it's my turn let's see let's
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get it guess you won't shut up you go first I can't interfere with them all right guys we're off the bat this is one of the most velvety particular means that you guys can get out there on the market it's extremely soft to the palate nothing but raw honey it's gritty this is a chewy item when I say chewy then you can get a little grit it's more thicker than actual consistent sea of milk or almond milk and it's got that bite it's like like you just took a spoonful of money and put it in mixed it
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with your saliva and they've got that that little give of force oh no carbonation whatsoever coming in you get a little bit of the booth but your tongue gets coated with honey all day on the finish you're going to get the boozy a little bit of a burn and it's like like a little warming right here just a little bit but overall experience the hang time is ridiculous because not only is the backyard mouth coated with this honey flavoring right the roof of your mouth and it's very very sticky it
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tastes just like if you're imagine if you will you literally sit honey and in your water right your teeth and you just want to drink it even though it is made with honey it's feel genuinely like there's nothing but honey and boobs in this and it is a wonderful mean very soft this is also to be honest with you so very me in my opinions more masculine than feminine this is like that summer on the porch I want to be fancy and nobody can get on my level type of
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subtlety with it women could enjoy this it might be to sleep for a lot of women in my opinion but it because of that sweet that booty face you don't Sam is my to be too sweet for a lot of college it is it is pretty sweet oh yeah but once you get over that initial sweet feeling on your mouth and it gets in there and you kind of swish it around it's just like this is super smooth so you can't go by just the first yeah you guys we gotta read more than one got to get three to get past everything to
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experience for the best now here's the disclaimer this is 10.5 percent okay the reason why the disclaimer is that not only is it still smooth to the palate and it's very very delicious this is in fact going to sneak up on you and then bad things happen to you booming and then Oh Lord Chesterfield will come in and put things in your mouth then you'll be like Oh what happened one my mama and then or just relate you fell down and bumped
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my head haha any lower waves and what exactly and we don't want that experience that happen to you because if it does we want pictures sent it in to go over and if you want to contact us with these uh really bad photos go to OBS beers calm and there's a lap box for that one so if you're a fan of honey or something different pickup needs they vary in texture they vary in ADV but they're never low abv they're never low and abv i think the lowest i've seen in
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a mean would probably be 9.5 then I know and I'm aware of in my experience not saying if there is or is it major technically relatively high for what they are and how long they sit normally me takes about two years of it from starting from start to finish about two years roughly um so here we go take what I reading I want your rating and how you feel tell mike i i would actually
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recommend to this this is believe it or not i would probably drink this at breakfast a little breakfast on a little break look you know not not like a full glass but maybe something to sip on when you're when you're eating some eggs you know with your toast and your baking so my god i thought you said what your aids and your toes yeah well you know just ate hey all I know is this aids don't kill you it's a cold 0048 joke of the night sorry only the first channel the first age joke of those name okay yeah I
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don't think it was your first there was a warning label I told them without a show this one shit I don't have a read the warning label I know because you don't give two fucks doctor says give zero fucks sabich's givin ya a zero fucks given side and Ron Cey wailing there we go you know I'm going to actually give this a 4 7 um is pretty I of our point out of girl 25 that's pretty high that is there I know that's pretty nice um this is something that I know if i sat down with a bottle of it I
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could only drink a glass or two but I would enjoy every it and this is definitely not something where you pick up your glass and check it back you want to sit this you really thoroughly want to enjoy this meet it is just absolutely wonderful nice for me guys as far as not only is it gluten-free for all those that are having you know silly acts disease or just really sensitive to gluten this is just another great alternative to get into the world of craft beers I don't care what anyone says as long as we can
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check it in on untap these suckers count and we're proud to do them for you guys here on OBS Pierce com youtube and periscope live with all that set from the aesthetics the bottle is pretty sharp the labeling is sharp I like the information that it gives all the way to the experience of what he is given it's great to share beer with people this is a really great item to share and then overall experience from the look down to the taste hands down I'm going on a 4.5 I'm reading it really high as well the
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reason why it's out of 5 for me it was because not everybody could get on board with this but this is a versatile item you can marinate with this you can add it to stuff you can add this to your teeth make it make it really good right make it good I say either copy you put in the coffee you love honey in your coffee which I dunno if you it sounds weird you can do that you can make ice cream with this for flavoring you can marinate you can do all sorts of things with this I promise you reduce it down make a nice glaze that would be nice but I'm so I say put this on some fish like
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some whitefish may be injured in Richmond that's alright but anyway um it wasn't it so versatile so even if you couldn't drinking like wow that's too sweet I'm sure you can find a couple things to do with sweet you know sweet alcoholic beverages with that said beers what we have in common Oh what's your beer store you wait you do that and then I was gonna be like well we'll see you guys again okay well do you want just redo that yeah let's just redo it okay okay that's my tie there is what we have
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in common what's your beer story and we'll check you guys again soon and we'll catch you guys later and bye bye MA [Applause] [Music] you [Music]

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