BURRITO BISON REVENGE Facecam Day #7: Luckiest Gameplay Ever?

BURRITO BISON REVENGE Facecam Day #7: Luckiest Gameplay Ever?

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hello everybody what's going on Jerome here and if you get some awesome Breda bye sir revenge gameplay and and one little funny note I accidentally just increased the strength of my elastic cables upgrade I met two guys the okay button on my capture card thingy screen IAM and accidentally over click and then end up pressing okay to record and then okay to buy it so surprise we have level 4 or less the cables now that was completely on purpose I guarantee it all right so let's go I think bullshit well
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that's a way to start off the day holy dick kits right off the launch we at the fucking Cruiser Mother of God well that's one way to handle it anyway guys I think last someone left off there trying to get pickpocket all the way up completely ranked up and I think we're real we were really close to accidentally but well accidentally after I purposely made a wise I guess wise investment on the elastic tables you know then apparently doll we're done that way so juju alright so
01:02
let's keep going it oh we're playing bitch holy shit how we at the gas canister after that one I'm surprised we pulled up in time alright whoa okay that works so we got we got an achievement we nailed the crews are already and it looks like I don't know I think we might be able to break through this door let's hope oh my god yeah we're doing this one just fine look this Oh grab that cow cool go ride a donkey there we go they were all from the sky bitch I love that falling from the sky so many extra points so much meat it's perfect
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oh there we go we're doing amazing no way there's no way I feel like someone's playing a prank on me I'm getting so lucky today oh my god anyone else anyone else want to give me that little tiny bit of luck oh my god propeller hat too well there we go with holy shit there's no way well we just fucking broke pissed yeah this is impossible I refuse to believe that I'm getting this lucky
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right now like this is this is I just I don't even know what to say I just this is crazy me oh man on all the luck runs short all of a sudden oh I stand corrected motherfucker GG oh my gosh strength of that door strength I can't believe how lucky we got and then how cock-blocked we got huh that was pretty fucking good let's see if we can do that again that was that I gotta say oh no that was that
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was awesome I just learned bison pictures Oh Mother of God we can't get luckier than we are right now I don't even under you know what I I don't even know I don't know what's going on here must have been something I ate today holy shit well we just got a brand new achievement huh oh well anyway guys long to keep breezing on through this I would be willing to say that we are on a good track record right now this is it's today he's gonna be our day it's a special day guys also goes on a side
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note while we are kicking ass I just want to say that uh I'd like to keep going up with this I'm really having a little support Burrito Bison has been getting and want to keep getting it over to it that was in the lake so I think last time I got like 800 legs no please so let's try get this to a thousand likes then we could keep on going with it because I love Burrito Bison unless you guys don't like it if you guys don't like and don't want to see any more than file means you don't have to like the video but I guess it just kind of an indicator what I want you guys want to see for me it's also nice just cuz it supports my channel you know what helps spread the word and I don't know just gives it some good support all right
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here we go pickpocket uh everybody two more good runs before we get level 6 in pickpocket there we go punch the fuck into that guy then after that I think I don't understand where is all this luck coming from like did I did I miss it my god I I got a fucking knee and bison again sweet baby Jesus okay I have no clue where all this luck is coming from but it's made me really want to increase
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my max speed because I just keep going okay this is getting fucking ridiculous this is actually getting fucking ridiculous I feel like they increase the chances of encountering really special gummies and like an update or something cuz this is just this is this ludicrous of whatever you don't whatever hopefully we'll just keep getting lucky like this and we can keep on going come on mr. bison come on we'll send you all bison oh oh shit look at that blue mob from the sky how many even see we have left here MA squash 135 gummies during the same
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launch I'm surprised I haven't gotten that actually now I'm not too surprised cuz we kinda just keep breezing through these areas that seems like something that you got to get lucky about like you have to you have to keep ground-pounding in the right locations things of that nature that's what this one seems like to be honest with you like I feel like yeah I can watch the ground pound there at a couple other places I think that would be the only way really to get 135 smashes all their coconuts on your bison keep oh yeah playing look at playing bitch going over the sack come on let's go Burrito Bison
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come on send your bison come on send your bison oh my god ah this is the most money we've ever gotten a single run right now this is this is crayfish holy shit Oh give me that hair oh there we go hello it was a good run Walt lasted sure it's how I got a lot oh my god I forgot about the bonuses - uh-huh Hawk kept oh well these forgot some good ol bonuses there what else did we get $84,000 just enough for pickpocket
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number $180,000 for the next one no thank you I am doing just fine thank you very much and well why don't the the meter thingy there what did I miss like what's the what challenger we're looking for cover without hurting yourself in the ground or the same launch well that's a little crazy to ask for I mean 2,000 feet yeah I got a zoo look you automatically hit the doors after a certain amount so it's like you're gonna fuck that up eventually unless I guess I guess if you were to hit it high up and then rock it so that's how you got to do
06:12
it you got to hit it just right and then rock oh come on I eat a gummy how can they wait why this game of complaining like that I hit a gummy and take a beat oh and it should have kept me going this this some oboe should right there I'll come on let's go keep it in the sky buddy keep into this guy come on there we go hit this thing okay we're halfway there come on we want to get 2,000 meters Oh Stan some ripoff sometimes when you hit the gummies in the ground it just tells you like nah dude fuck you Oh at least the cursors a good way - yeah yeah three good 300 meters from the
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cruiser that's always good it definitely that guy let's I love on the cruiser he always is there to pick you up when you're down he makes you feel happy inside oh there we go there we go cool let's go buddy leggo all right this is definitely gonna be I think I feel by the end of episode we'll be able to get that achievement for 2,000 meters without touching the ground I'm willing to bet we do here we go here we go forgot that one is it a tap or that one's a John when you're supposed to hold I got it though you know I kind of want to increase my chances of getting the cruiser to because the
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cruiser is really really good I kind of actually really want to actually you know what I think my next upgrade it's either gonna be the next jaw breaker guy lifts the guy they hit off the start or might be a cruiser I'm not sure yeah all right everyone we are back and let's get going with this all right here we go ah every time it is a pretty perfect and we just completely miss an end up blundering that's ok though as long as we keep on going with this and everything will turn out just fine I'm also proud to say guys that today pretty
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much I was over the past couple of days I'm slowly getting better but today I like the first day where I feel like I'm pretty much more or less perfectly good so I feel like right now yeah I feel like I'm like 98 percent right now which is awesome and finally feel good again because I was pretty sick those other days I still manage to make videos somehow but you know it was not pretty not pretty at all alright here we go come on keep going keep going that way turn keep going mr. myson on this propeller hat hmm come on oh yeah we're doing really good today
08:14
let me see real quick what challenges the 2000 meter won obviously the 135 gummies and the wreaths on 15 rocket Slams it's not and holy shit I actually just realized the distance that we travel over one of these games he's over a mile in distance like it actually just clicked in my head like I never really paid attention say what stutters and feet got meters but how did they mention it being it's in meters if you can go 2,000 meters in a single thing you are at minimum going that's over a mile 2,000 meters and I'm sure the whole way
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this thing's like 6,000 meters so in reality holy shit you travel a pretty far distance in this game i-i've never realized that like I've actually just never it's never really even crossed my mind but I guess this mix and all I ever did is we did it we did it I'm so proud I'm so proud of us Oh baby I thought you guys were in this episode we could do it and not only about the in this episode by the end of this like there's not even is like oh my god got the other one too it was only ten minutes in in this episode look at
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that $4,000 give me another $4,000 Oh baby you got $8,000 in rewards see the first rewards weren't that good is there only like a couple hundred dollars but now as time goes on these are rewards each are worth looking at $4,000 but also the skip is kind of expensive on them so a little bit ridiculous but this is okay all right what do we want now ah slippery lotion and we want to max our max speed out because we were trying because we keep getting it to where we maxed our max speed and it's like you know you don't want to Kotak what you
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want to keep going as fast as possible so I figured if I'm gonna keep getting as lucky as I have been today I might as well increase our max speed so we just keep on going as fast as possible and maybe even take some children with us okay actually I'd be a little bit awkward ha are let's keep going with this come on let's in your bison don't show me that back here don't show me that back here era there we go yeah he's gonna show me his crotch his arms not the back here though oh there we go cruise your time what you got Oh perfect
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honestly I don't know what I did in this game before I found the cruisers they it is honest they brighten my day I love every time I touch the cruiser it just makes me so happy I guess oh god yes oh look at today's two things in the sky in one isn't like one little run mother of god I hit the roof twice Oh baby oh we're gonna dial up pretty soon yeah we're gonna die at least we're getting like 12 grand a park though that's always good Oh God come on no Tavella wreck Oh mr. propellerhead come on speak
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to me buddy speak to me oh my ground pound was gonna hit New York for a pound Rampone yeah you smashed as many cops as possible grandpa it's too much fun to smash the cops I don't know why hashtag smash a cop no please don't don't make that a hashtag please that would that would probably a bad point in history okay here we go what do we got what do we got $18,000 not bad and I actually completely forgot to check my challenges anyway $35,000 okay it's gonna happen easily so I'm basically gonna get money for getting
11:21
money sounds fine to me perform three perfect launches in a row yeah maybe if add the old dickhead that made it easier to fucking perfect your launches every time the guy we have now it's it's hard enough to get one every five turns shit what's three in a row Mother of God who does it think I am Bill Gates or some shit this is ridiculous actually just realize I wonder if the next door is the GG end game what if we break through that door at the end there and we win i Don's know for sure but
11:51
that mean really cool for was okay come on go on a little rodeo time rodeo time bitch you're gonna hit the sky oh my god we already got used to that max speed upgrade me God look at that we're already oh I don't know if you guys saw we were already topping out our new max speed so that was that's pretty cool we already got a good use for it oh come on keep going keep going a little but it oh oh we missed the corrupt cop come on duh there we go there we go don't hit any
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cops morale the story in life never hit a cop whether it being Burrito Bison or in real life it's just never smart to hit a cop just just trust me on that one it's it's just not a good idea oh come on never gonna smash two of them oh man another clone come on who's next Oh propeller hat tug propeller on come on come on little buddy keep going keep going little buddy don't stop oh my golly that is why you got fuel to eat up the fuck is a fuel theater holy shit I
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don't know what that means but we got a fuel can either guys I am actually pretty hyped up right now I want that fuel fajita ass all right come on come on make it to that door I don't care if you break through it or not but you're gonna do it but all the workers you can make it come on little buddies go on come on he's gonna be all Pirelli at her all right come on we're gonna make it we're gonna be to that door there we go oh baby look at
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the uh-huh so pretty good not bad I gotta say how much money we got for that Wow Gigi we got a good amount of money and here we go guys we got apparently this guy fuel PETA will automatically refill a rocket slam once in a while unlocked by squashing at least one of each special gummy in a single run story mode huh so just randomly I'll give me a rocket slam it's actually pretty shitty what's this one I'll not by traveling a minimum of thirty five thousand meters in survival
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mode I don't travel thirty five thousand meters yet and one run does it one huh I don't got it I guess it means when you're uh yeah I guess someone said in one run I like I'm forming a perfect launch against the Berserker okay you know what just to have bonded something to do let's unlock the cyborg jawbreaker and let's say you needed two beats our job where to lock this opponent alright so I guess we'll get working on this guy now holy shit you've got to be kidding
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me right now why is that even a thing this is like literally impossible to beat the cyborg jawbreaker oh well we'll get him eventually and only fuck that fucking taco is really giving me the creeps I don't get it when that's free fucking creepy get away from me you fucking floating cock oh my god no get away get away taco he's diseased oh my god that's actually really aggravating is I'm going to turn the taco off I don't want a fucking
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floating taco following me everywhere I go imagine in real life you're trying to go everywhere trying to go on a date and a fucking flying taco oh there's a good day going fuck you floating taco go get a job a real job not being a fucking taco that's not a job oh sure there we go got a challenge already so we get money forgetting money I like that I like that challenge there you go how about some free money while you get some money ha crap I guess that sounds good to me honestly that's that's fantastic that's like going to an ice-cream place and they give you extra ice cream because you got
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I scream it like it's like doesn't make sense it's like okay Hakka you want to give me free stuff cuz you're already giving me stuff okay that makes sense to me here we go come on come on come on buddy call em I keep off daddy's here we go here we go Oh skyhigh motherfucker no no we gotta get at least ten grand a level though that's that should be our goal at minimum there we go there we go keep it up keep it up keep it up I'm curious to see what the next challenge is gonna be oh no mr. burrito you didn't give me a single rocket slam that's bullshit and what's our new challenge
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where to propellants are the same launch ah too easy what and pussy all right what about challenges we can get bouncing this up you know what yeah brother this episode we'll try and get level for everything I won't expect it because I don't think we're gonna be able to do it but you know it'll be it's a good Oh baby if we keep getting those fucking man Bisons we can do it but for real though you know if it's something in the world if we don't but that's gonna be a gold mine I guess just we have something to do then before of all those things and I'm pretty sure
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actually we're gonna level four maybe five of everything we could probably break through that last door I have a good feeling because we've come close twice today we actually hit the door twice so that was that was pretty cool that made me feel all giddy inside like a little schoolgirl don't tell anybody all right come on oh we missed the cruiser oh they'll never know come by oh look at that perfect launch kidney dad yes oh there we go keep going keep going I think this game should reward you for going the distance as well is everything about it you don't get shit for going
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far you only get stuff you hate different types of dummies so if you go as far as possible like for a very long time and you think about it you can technically get like no money at all but you could make it go all the way the distance I mean not no money cuz you're gonna hit a couple things but you get I'm saying you're still better off just taking the ground the high road oh here we go everybody come on come on come on mr. bison you could do it keep on crawling you fat fuck I don't think he's gonna make it I don't know about you guys I don't I
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don't have any faith in our bison buddy yeah he didn't make that one came kind of relatively close I guess in a weird way oh one more run at least forget another level for something oh come on it's not even possible we got to get that one upgrade that slows down the spinny thing you like it said that's probably our only chance if we can get him I think it was this is the burrito I think the other one I say it's a flying taco but this one's the burrito I think I'm pretty sure the taco is the one that gives you the slowdown I don't know we
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have to get something anything to help us out here please I'm begging you game just give me something to work with oh my god we're doing pretty good I just Rosa or any of these challenges possible 15 rocks limbs are the same launch three perfect launches in a row no I'm gonna go with a big no you don't have to try though I am going you know I'm gonna try this this is going to be a little bit of a goal of mine to get the one that says like you know max out fifteen things in one launch I am going
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to use up as many as possible so basically as soon as I start to go boom boom boom like that I'm also gonna upgrade my bounciness or not bouncing this my rocket slams one more time real quick here and let's see if we can get this I bet you there's a small chance we can do this I'd be willing to bet there's a chance here we go just get rocket slam then waste them as soon as possible so this game lets us oh my god something's click oh we missed ready so one two three four oh one way to do it look oh my god
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well that just maxed us out pretty good there we go let's go one two holy shit we're doing good one mother of God apparently this could be the one I think this could be the one where we we get the max out of 15 of them in a single run we've already maxed like about six of them make that like seven eight holy mother of Jesus and Adam we're doing pretty damn good I gotta say I gotta tell you guys this I am feeling pretty good about this here we go smash right through that door oh poor mr.
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propeller hat when do you ever let me down there we go oh no I couldn't have been a corrupt cop come on keep flying little buddy keep flying yes we did it hold I knew we could do it I do as soon as all I mean I'm like you know what if I upgrade it once and I just go ham as father hams cards motherfucker as possible I bet I could do it and I did let's rhyme accent see we get 20 grand in this one run that'd be amazing if we can pull this off here we go here we go come on give
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me that 20 grand oh oh there we go there we go there we go Oh propel holy shit we got two challenges in one run you know what it may not be as hard as getting the three launches in a row but at least we did pretty good you know what we did more than pretty good we should be proud of ourselves this run this is that was a good run I gotta say all at all GG look at 20 grand run come on let's make it oh we missed the cruiser if we
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got that Cruiser it was bent over we would I think we would slam through that wall over there I'm pretty sure we would've hit the max speed alright come on come on keep going little buddy keep pushing keep pushing hey I think I think we're just about done all right well thank you guys for watching hope you all enjoyed and make sure we get this to at least a thousand likes I'd really appreciate it and thank you all have a good night

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