STEPHEN KING'S MISERY (1990) MOVIE REVIEW

STEPHEN KING'S MISERY (1990) MOVIE REVIEW

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there's an old saying and it goes like this no expectations no disappointments Ted Danson made that saying I'm not gonna say he made it famous but he brought it to my attention via his character dr. John Becker from the TV show with the title of the same name Becker but anyway the Michael Myers from that I came here today to talk to you about Becker he's here to talk about the
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1990 Stephen King film misery you know the Michael Myers phonetic seen this a million times he saw it for the first time back in January or February of 2007 that was the very first time and he laid eyes on this movie he's heard about it before oh seven and he heard a story someone told him the story they said you know
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it's about this guy that kidnapped by this woman that's what they told the fanatic so when he heard that story he said to himself well if a guy is gonna be kidnapped by a woman if she's not strong she must be hot well remember how earlier the Michael Myers phonetic told you no expectations no disappointments well again the universe messed him over
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because he was disappointed because when he went into this movie he was expecting to see this fine chick kidnap James Caan aka Paul Sheldon as he's known in this movie fanatic said this chick is gonna be fine she wasn't she was overweight overbearing just
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downright hideous she was ugly he said well what the heck is this who is this lady oh yeah it's the chick from the waterboy that's what it was Kathy Bates I think your name was you know make her look more presentable but I guess that they wanted to make her look sinister or something I don't know but I just figured that the girl was gonna be hot I don't know that's what I assumed I don't want to be kidnapped by a hot chick not
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an ugly one but whatever anyway the movie opens up with Paul Sheldon I guess he's talking to his agent or whatever and he's driving on the road and it says that he's leaving from Silver Creek Colorado to Los Angeles but he gets caught in a blizzard his car veers off the road and he's in this car accident and this fat jabroni comes out she comes
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well actually I didn't even know it was a chick I thought it was a dude at first I was like well who's this dude that's picking up Paul Sheldon she comes out to the car I'm thinking it's a he she comes out and she picks him up carries them into the house we come to find out that it's actually Annie Wilkes portrayed by Kathy Bates she basically nurses them back to health
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and she starts telling them I'm your number one fan I'm your number one fan you know I love your books I love misery you know why can't you bring her back to life you killed her and all this stupid crap and he's telling her you know it's just a story but see here's where the movie started getting ridiculous she keeps him isolated because he's now
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bound to a wheelchair he's bound and he's stuck he can't go anywhere she gets him out of the bed from time to time she wants him to make all these drastic changes to his latest book oh there happen to be some swear words in this movie and of course she's telling him you can't have these swear words in there God doesn't want this God doesn't want that and he's telling her well that's the way the kids talk you know
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when they're from the slums that's the way they talk now even though that's not exactly true you know the Michael Myers from that it can relate to that it's not exactly true but at the same time it's partially true because they'd use a lot of slang she starts going batty she goes crazy she makes him set his script on fire and she talks about how God has sent her to save
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Paul Sheldon from himself I'm no scientist I'm not the most intelligent person in this world but the one thing I don't seem to get is what was the meaning behind the title for this film misery it's named after a book which is named after a book do you see the stupidity in this idea let the Michael Myers from break it down for you this movie misery is named after the book which was
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written by Stephen King which is named after book that was written by a fictional author so it's like a movie within a book within a book that's stupid right there but when Paul Sheldon doesn't show up for work the sheriff played by Richard Farnsworth I think his name is he gets suspicious and this old guy this old man is really smart he can
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put two and two together and he says to his wife in so many words well something must be wrong because nobody has seen or heard from mr. Sheldon he's presumed dead but then out of some miraculous coincidence he gets one excerpt from a book and it says there is no higher justice than that of man or some stupid
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crap I will be judged by him I don't remember the exact quote just so the Michael Myers phonetic is clear just so he's crystal clear you got all that from a book so you solved a missing persons case from the excerpt of a book you did all that with a book even though here in 2013 we can barely solve a missing
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persons case we you know we need much more than that but somehow this old jabroni solved it with a book anyway getting back to that she makes him dinner and all this different stuff and she claims to be a Christian yet and still she's having romantic dinners with this guy so let the Michael Myers for that against you this if she wasn't going to be romantically involved
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what did she hope to accomplish with him I'm wondering I mean was she going to keep him as what as her slave was he going to be her puppet were they gonna make love to each other I mean what's going on with this movie I'm a little bit fuddled as the rock would say I'm not really understanding this I don't get what's going on what were they gonna be were they gonna be an item or not I
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don't exactly understand what's going on finally Paul Sheldon decides to try to escape and she breaks his legs not his legs but his feet and they called this hobbling she hobbles him and when the sheriff figures out that something's wrong by this time it's too late because this jabroni has gone completely crazy she shoots the sheriff I think there's a
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Sun Court I shot the sheriff well this jabroni took it literally and she shot him she blew a hole into his chest now Paul Sheldon is left to fend for himself so what does he do he takes a typewriter and he starts going to town he hits her all in the head with it of course she ends up dying and he's rescued and then of course when he talks about its ordeal in the house some lady
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comes up to him and says hey Paul how would you like to make a book about everything that went on in that house so again let the Michael Myers phonetic get this straight he goes through the most hellacious experience of his life and then come to find out you want him to talk about it in a book what did you take your stupid pills before walking into the building is that
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what happened is that the Michael Myers fanatic or is everyone in this world stupid and he's the only one with brains you guys let the fanatic know why in the hell would he want to talk about that experience in the house it was the worst experience of his life why would he want to rehash it I like the character of Paul Sheldon very good character I enjoyed the character but of course some lady approaches him and says or I'm
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your number one fan and Paul replies that's very sweet of you and the movie ends seeing the movie a million times as usual it was very stupid like I told you I'm expecting this hot chick but no of course I'd be disappointed because instead this is who we did well it's like Ted Danson said no expectations no disappointments so if
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the Michael Myers phonetic hadn't been expecting a hot chick he wouldn't have been disappointed misery 1990 Stephen King I'm the Michael Myers fanatic and whether you Jew bronies like it or not you control me you can do whatever you wish but you will not stop me a school shop in best value

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