TIME FOR YOUR JOY PILLS - We Happy Few Time Capsule Unboxing

TIME FOR YOUR JOY PILLS - We Happy Few Time Capsule Unboxing

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tell your friends vidiots how many you got I've got Oh one two about five how many of you I've got two well you can have two of one of mine yeah one of mine will do three thank you friend share pills yes they do especially government-mandated pills hi oh we're starting with that look it's a box it's a fucking big box it's a huge box I'm afraid we've come to the end of our time snug as a wife you read the Box
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I thought you're like on a drug giving a like a foresight of future impending doom no well maybe oh maybe Michael Johnson hello did you know that we happy few is out in but a few days the game which looks really cool and as a realized art style and I'm really excited for yes the video game published by gearbox nice oh nice enough to send us this big box you may notice that tiny Peters not here and that's because he hasn't been taking his happy
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joy joy pills mmm delicious it makes us feel just so compliant let's have a look in the box oh no the microphones on the wish I [Music] spent ages saying of that microphone hell changer Michael did you know that we happy few is a video game set in 1960s England yes okay where didn't ya
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genuinely drop you know the facade this game looks fucking amazing art styles incredible the music I was watching the trailer earlier I thought was not like legitimate music from like 60 70 s is all like like OST like the actual soundtrack the game sounds legit as it's a band made for the game everybody's on this joy drug and and you you play as one of three different people who are trying to work out what's actually going on because everybody's all smiley and happy and there's some government-mandated happiness from very sinister or is it is actually very joyful because we've taken our compliance pills
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yes we're smiling Uncle Jack alarm clock user Manuel well there's a spoiler oh shit okay we haven't looked in this box proper yet have we know that was close you want to do this together all their stuff at you right here okay let's just deal out we don't we okay okay we've got a poster brother okay this box is at a pretty fucking full of stuff it's really huge this is the time capsule it doesn't actually come with a version of the game because this is sort of for like super hardcore fans because like us
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who want to get all the extra fun stuff and the game as we said will be out in just a few days on the 10th I believe on the PlayStation 4 that the personal computer and the Xbox one if you visit that way inclined I've dropped dropped the box okay you get a free ring oh do you want to take that and I'll take this one we'll open it together I've got where I think there's multiple forces here there is Jesus okay are you got my son Oh strawberry joy Pilsen did a happy face means a happy place Oh see
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if only Peter had taken his and complied he'd ever been enjoying this he could have been enjoying this too but he didn't he's in the dungeon now we don't know where he's gone taken by the roses and we will never see him ever again and we've got one more well that says are you ready to behave that's a bit sick come and take your joy more joy Oh more joy yes please far down in one ah tasty joy there's nothing like bingo balls
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Leno there joy joy there's nothing like joy joy so close so so far away what's that oh sure actually this is one thing that's quite excited for this is a vinyl record of the fucking soundtrack which is insane which as you said is OST it's not even a real band this is this is genuine is because like when you get like a soundtrack for a game that's you something you hear a bit of money for but then again a vinyl soundtrack of a game that is really cool have you seen the design of this vinyl oh shit I have
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designed all of this vinyl let's bust it out oh shit okay this is holy shit they've gone all out on this look at that it's pretty it's pretty pretty look into the sphere you are now happy I am something really cool we happy many more like am i we like right we happy - sadly Peters he's not the same and maximum security you had the fucking audacity to not smart I
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mean he was given he was given the choice but he didn't and now this is all we have to remember he was a woollen dough and he wouldn't eat so we were given a we happy Willy in that sorbets and it remains I think actually when we're done with this box this isn't this be a good new house for Peter and is in the air any snatcher Archie where Brit Brit you get this look it's like perfect Peter side is Mike Cranky's neck a bit he'll be okay in there I'll she get form we get foam fuck yeah I want to try some how is it I'm
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sure half of it sorry gearbox we were just talking about your gag reflex before we started recording this and there you are just chowing down on foam right in front of the camera it's weird like I think that's fine but when I call something in my mouth yeah I felt the same way when I used to have to get when you got your your gum guard sorted for rugby oh and you had to buy bike down on the moat me a well-renowned is rugby player you know that feeling quite a lot yeah of course I thought you would
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that's why I said it yeah yeah very relatable thanks Snickers limit joy to once per hour don't overdose on joy we may be OD'ing on joy vodka but most motor lean the fuel of the future I assume that so context when is this game set it feels like very 67 it is the 60 okay it's dystopian Britain all pilots must report for lubing twice rig click weekly spankers keep you safe from Downers oh my goodness what a Spiker is
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very sick city sign me up here we go how to be happy oh god I need this yeah please go right let's have a look introduction by Uncle Jack and he's wearing his mask oh that's a bit terrified if you want to be happy you're in the right place because Wellington Wales is surely the happiest place on earth if you just do as everyone else is doing and take your joy you'll have a splendid time ah one of the reasons we're so happy is that we take joy to help us forget the past if you can't remember the past then you won't make the same mistakes again so start thinking of all the fun you can have today I think there
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might be a subtle undertone of political commentary in this game our Executive Committee has graciously pract this little book to help you enjoy life to the fullest whatever your interests gardening fashion sports you name it you're bound to find it in Wellington Wales so as you're reading this book be sure to smile at just how lucky we are to be in Wellington wells where there are always rainbows after the rain and no one ever feels hungry or sad are you smiling right now that's how you can tell if you've had enough joy but just to be sure why not pop another joy right now I'm all out of joy I can eat this
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joy I found on the floor oh okay oh good good yeah no I was gonna give you one of mine well up there how to be happy a vidiots guide god we need that yeah I'm not feeling too happy at the moment but I'm trying and we're doing this helps along look appear though you look a little smiley face look at that look at that mouth he's happy he's enjoying it I just wish he just wanted to get into the joy I just wish he had taken his joy
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before he was taken away because this is this is all we've got look at that poster careful of the post stones team what yes it makes the jewel okay this box is now next level we've got silica gel day right let's spend the next 10 minutes eating silica gel oh my god it's go at all it's got vinyl records as your guys cookies no silica gels that's one for you why I'll save mine for later I'm gonna make tea with mine there's a mine
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happy pills what's inside the box bed it's inside the box Michael I'm glad you asked that let me tell you oh boy let me tell you oh my god there's there's all sorts oh sure okay there's quite a lot going on there's a third pack of silica gel for a friend you just try to grab it in its under the plastic why can't like a car I don't understand that I can see it Wi-Fi I touch it mmm place that is a happiness oh my god that's a heavy mask here we go oh shit
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nice oops that's I really don't like that then never look at me again with those eyes you're getting dangerously oh that looks even worse somehow it looks even worse you missed mom neaten it is where is it gone you can do it oh no you that went all the way in I've spit all over this but you get one of these masks this is genuinely like
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solid plastic this is what the police were wearing solid plastic like nothing this is this is this is what mother the police were wearing when they hold Peter away for not taking it yeah they came smiling oh come on Peter we'll put a smile let's go play only smaller oh joy mask to remind us of why we smile here Oh two o'clock mrs. uh um we've got the thing here I think it's uncle Jack's alarm clock the user manual shit and
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it's ruined it's absolutely fucked what is it that's triple A's we've come prepared amazing setting up the alarm clock shit they're triple layers I didn't hear you I heard you bye just join us listen oh I heard you but I wasn't listening I don't have triple A's I thought I did well I can tell you what this does because I happen to have done my research when you set an alarm on here it goes bitty bit and it says time to take your joy oh do you want to peel off the thing joy do it together yes three
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two that's joy right there I don't think I could get any happier than I can so rekt and here is oh my god is this oh please say is it ee ee ee yes we're good everything comes in threes apart from us today cuz Peter didn't take his pills that's a warning that is of do you want to be end up like here you don't be be happy take your joy and can't pick that up and otherwise the police will come
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here they lay you out scare your family ah oh my good you look smashing smashing shagadelic baby yes so we've got that oh that's really cool we've got what if I just know it's gone are you taking them off sorry what's up this is a bit Brighton camera and hold on let me just knock something down so we can see that in all its glory some silica gel there we go right but the problem here is that how am I meant to look happy if we only
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have one mask and there are two of us it looks like we're gonna have to make our own oh that's right okay well I'm gonna take the one that's pre-made you look great Michael I'm really proud of you thank you taking your meds medicham look good no that looks really really hard mmm tastes like chemicals oh that's looking lovely Ben thank you I think so it's it's pretty good for like it's it's
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pretty good like it's pretty good so yeah there we go here I go now you may find this difficult to believe so this doesn't come with this doesn't come with the special edition it should it here folks we got an idea fear I've got this lesson BlueTEC somewhere is that gonna stick oh my god it have your people call my people as mangers happen we could make something beautiful together I think we've already made can you make a really tiny one vapir do we have the
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technology Peter doesn't deserve one oh because he's not taking his medicine as we said nor T well thank you again to gearbox we happy few is out in just a few days time check the description for a link to to to to a page where you can buy this amazing time cap short this is Jenny like one of the nicest collector's edition I've ever seen might a very complex edition you never get lights in a collector's edition no or alarm clocks oh well you sometimes get one right batteries never with music this good no batteries not included but you know who
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are we to judge that we don't have triple-a batteries lying around cuz we're idiots we work in a production office we should why would we have batteries god dammit thank you very much for watching everybody tell your friends take your joy pill pill doesn't have any more actually yeah oh is that mean they're coming for us now No oh my [Music] sorry all right I've got some silica gel just just dab dab it on [Applause]
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