Storm's Adventure with Saints Row: The Third

Storm's Adventure with Saints Row: The Third

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let's see Gears of War 3 uncharted 3 on live part 3 Mass Effect 3 well I guess that lands us right here you're like I've dressed like this before oh my god it's a completely new outfit Saints Row 2 was a real surprise hit with me I was expecting another free roaming driving game with all the
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inherent fun that comes with it but it's a funny situation when the impersonator starts doing things better than the originator these 3d driving games have been around so long that I assume everyone knows the premise most say it began with Grand Theft Auto 3 however if you want to get really picky you could trace it back to driver there are likely more but I think I should get some brownie points for actually playing driver publishers saw GTA's winning formula of free roaming prime sticking and that's why the six console generation was saturated with it nowadays things are different and by that I mean nothing has changed at all
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but Saints Row two stood out as an angelic mixture of humour action and proper video game driving mechanics so how to sing throw the third fair the ungodly mix parody intro was just unnecessary Star Wars came out in 1977 and 2001 a Space Odyssey was released two nights at sixty eight that's plenty of time for everyone on the planet to duplicate and drain any remaining humor before Saints Row was even a franchise did I just say something bad about Saints Row sorry sorry sorry I didn't mean to insult the best incidents of
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driving game since ever the actual game intro again nails everything you want from Saints Row having taken over all of Stillwater the San skank is now robbing banks for sport when the bank starts fighting back your gang knows something isn't right and about nailing a st. Cyril intro that still includes the 50 percent failure rate I'm not talking about me completing the mission I'm talking about getting through the first mission without the game freezing I learned with volition you have to take the good with the bad after you're caught the character customization begins this time I'm going to forego all
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sliders to the right because the result is an ORAC I orc with a fish on its face and voice bite as the Tasmanian Devil when considering an alternative I found myself falling back in an old storm game production standard and that is of course the lead singer of MSI Jimmy urine for this task I recruited some help you know Sarah and I saw them in concert earlier this year there was no Reno dates we drove to the San Francisco Show I've driven to the bay before like when I
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stole a computer from Destructoid a lot of viewers seemed appalled by that idea saying that I could have bought a computer with the money spent on gas seriously look at an online map it's one interstate the drive is only four hours actually closer to three and a half hours once in California if you're not driving 70 miles an hour you're going too slow the heist was foiled because the saint's messed with a much larger and well-funded group The Syndicate they pull you onto a private jet and make you an offer that you have to refuse combat erupts on the plane and
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when you escape in a manner similar to David Drake doing his own stunts you landed Steelport a new city and ready to be taken over the first task is buying a gun via a stolen car and I immediately notice a huge difference in the control scheme no longer the a and B buttons for accelerate and brake now it's the triggers nothing really wrong with that I guess with the triggers taken weapon firing has been transferred to the left button ebrake has also been moved now on the a button looks like this scheme has been modified heavily to resemble grand theft auto 4 again I see nothing wrong
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with that the button layout is fine I just have to check one teeny minuscule thing good they didn't copy the stiffness of GTA 4 I could drive like I'm in California don't scare me like that volition similar to its predecessor saints row the third has three gangs to battle and Steelport this time they're all working with one another which is quite a departure break it down now let's look at the respect system and Saints Row 2 respect was your mission currency in the third respect is
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your leveling status okay I can drive with that but if the minigames no longer hinder progression then why are they so insisted with these side missions well it found out that what seemed like an overly long introduction was actually minigames being counted in your overall mission total which means I'm sorry I had to stop right here I'm suddenly reminded why I instituted all sliders to the right Sara and I were aiming for Jimmy urine but we landed a little bit closer to Tommy Wiseau if that's even how you pronounce his name well I don't care cuz that man can't pronounce
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anything he's also part of the machinima networks so I should probably be a bit nicer this one's for you Tommy minigames being counted in your overall mission total which means less of the you versus gang missions it's like they couldn't think of 45 different ways to shoot your opposition in the face missions so they crammed in thing's barely related minigames that you probably would have done anyway for the respect points I much prefer the complete separation of missions and dicking around previously each gang had 15 full missions with different and
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colorful locales now they are presented in waves and in predominantly drab artwork the problem here is like comparing Resident Evil 4 to Resident Evil 5 I guess what I'm saying is I want the new to be just like the old which is a criminal statement to all the trendy gamers in reality if I wanted to play a game like Saints Row 2 well you can see where this is going I have to pull the reins here before the headlines read storm reverses opinion on Saints Row saints row the third Rock it wastes no time giving you the action experience that Hollywood continually
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fails at in the first round of missions you're already driving a tank and by the third round you're flying a fighter plane from the future I was afraid that front-loading might lead to a disappointing conclusion until I remembered that there is no ceiling in this franchise Saints Row may be another kill kill kill driving game but the ridiculous and over-the-top nature nullifies any sense this is just another murder simulator Plus have you seen the carjacking it reminds me of all the mothers in the 90s that called Power
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Rangers the devil obviously they never watched an episode I was probably starry-eyed about SR 2 because I played GTA 4 before and that sent me up to like practically anything this is the same concept discussed in the bayonetta video we have to come up with a name for this how about the heavy rain ginger theory I don't know you got a better idea when I say minigames I fear the connotation is carnival games but you'll want to play the escort missions both the prostitute and Tiger type so you can upgrade your pistol ammunition to explosive rounds and watch the enemies ragdoll in the air again for ludicrous
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fun not homicide training other minigames are amiss protect your gang member with a helicopter but the missiles don't auto target and there's friendly fire and there are other helicopters firing at you and another one has you hacking a computer by racing a bike my first thought was oh cool it's drawn second thought holy crap this is disorienting the only way I was able to pass it was to hook up a keyboard in an effort to avoid overcompensating a turn and then there were zombies
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I wanted to forgive the writers because the guy who ordered you to kill them is rad but it's zombies not interesting not funny not relevant now I really like the choice system in this game it's not choose your karma or alter your timeline now just pick whatever you feel like at the time the only decision that changes the story is the last one and even then the game tells you to replay it and see another ending for anyone wondering if I had another equipped the detonator situation well yeah we got glitches but
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no showstoppers just fun with brag clips let's finish up by talking about the other modes I have way too co-op multiplayer despite Colts fan 360s constant insisting two things one who the hell are you to leave me the hell alone I never accepted because of a bad experience in Saints Row 2 co-op allows you to play missions out of order when I was playing with Sadie she had already escaped the prison and her next mission was to buy new clothes I hadn't played any missions yet so I didn't have any money and I resorted to begin the change at a newspaper stance just to get
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another outfit horde mode what's going on zombies I'll piss off okay back to business saints row the third can't touch Saints Row 2 but it's still an industry leader in the driving genre it's a blast to play Plus have you seen the carjacking looking at the future of crime drivers Saints Row 4 is already under development as I've heard from a credible source this dude told me on Facebook the trailer for grand theft auto 5 was released not too long ago of course I'm gonna play it my hatred for number 4 won't make the abandon the
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franchise but I'll take it a step further if they fix the driving definition the cars don't wobble might do a three-point turn I will do a 12-hour live marathon with it and I'll take Skype phone calls and I'll give away free t-shirts come on rock star think of the fans [Music]

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